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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Mildly autistic crimson alpha
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
outnumbered forum
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
transparent brunch
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Narrow-minded flushed locus patrolman
  08/30/25
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vivacious idea he suggested spot
  09/05/25
, he lisped
passionate casino private investor
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
slap-happy razzle-dazzle preventive strike
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
slap-happy razzle-dazzle preventive strike
  08/31/25
...
coral headpube son of senegal
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
outnumbered forum
  08/31/25
delusional take
coral headpube son of senegal
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
outnumbered forum
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Bisexual garrison electric furnace
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
outnumbered forum
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Charcoal violent field reading party
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
outnumbered forum
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
outnumbered forum
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Charcoal violent field reading party
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
outnumbered forum
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
outnumbered forum
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
outnumbered forum
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Charcoal violent field reading party
  09/05/25
...
outnumbered forum
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
stirring parlour dopamine
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Charcoal violent field reading party
  09/05/25
...
outnumbered forum
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
outnumbered forum
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Charcoal violent field reading party
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
hateful selfie
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
outnumbered forum
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
hateful selfie
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
outnumbered forum
  09/05/25
Kenny
Charcoal violent field reading party
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
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  09/06/25
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  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
outnumbered forum
  09/06/25
...
violet rehab sneaky criminal
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
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  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
outnumbered forum
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
beady-eyed splenetic stag film
  09/07/25
Explain
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
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  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
outnumbered forum
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  09/07/25
...
Bisexual garrison electric furnace
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
outnumbered forum
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
outnumbered forum
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
outnumbered forum
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
outnumbered forum
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
outnumbered forum
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
outnumbered forum
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
outnumbered forum
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Charcoal violent field reading party
  01/18/26
...
outnumbered forum
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Vibrant brindle meetinghouse crotch
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
outnumbered forum
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
outnumbered forum
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
outnumbered forum
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
outnumbered forum
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
outnumbered forum
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
outnumbered forum
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
outnumbered forum
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
outnumbered forum
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
outnumbered forum
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
cyan concupiscible corner corn cake
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
outnumbered forum
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
outnumbered forum
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
outnumbered forum
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Charcoal violent field reading party
  05/28/26
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outnumbered forum
  05/28/26
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charismatic nighttime dingle berry native
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Charcoal violent field reading party
  07/12/26
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outnumbered forum
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Ungodly depressive
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Charcoal violent field reading party
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
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  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
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  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Mildly autistic crimson alpha

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: transparent brunch

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded flushed locus patrolman

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vivacious idea he suggested spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: passionate casino private investor

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: slap-happy razzle-dazzle preventive strike

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: slap-happy razzle-dazzle preventive strike

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: coral headpube son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: coral headpube son of senegal

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bisexual garrison electric furnace

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: outnumbered forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: stirring parlour dopamine

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: outnumbered forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hateful selfie

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: hateful selfie

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: violet rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: violet rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed splenetic stag film

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Odious hairless background story tanning salon

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bisexual garrison electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: outnumbered forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Vibrant brindle meetinghouse crotch

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: outnumbered forum

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible corner corn cake

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: outnumbered forum

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: outnumbered forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: charismatic nighttime dingle berry native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: outnumbered forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Ungodly depressive

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Charcoal violent field reading party

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,5#50126050)