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chessbros, come itt and give me advice on how to start not sucking
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:09 PM Author: hank_scorpio I've known how to play chess my whole life but have only ever played random games with other people who basically just know the rules, I'm thinking it would be fun to get a little better, but not much, I'm not reading some fucking 200 page book on real theory or any of that shit, is there a good lazy way to get a little better without too much nerding out? I assume the most important thing I need to learn are some openings and I know youtube has lots of videos but you can spend an hour watching a video to extract like two tips, any recs? |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) practice 2000 level lichess puzzlers and only puzzles https://lichess.org/training (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987305) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:13 PM Author: hank_scorpio but I don't even know enough to know why something is a puzzle at this point tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987310) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:22 PM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) U will after u try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987326) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: The Hebrews and Goys Are Raging Inside Me Incredible poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987328) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: 26k a year and giving you the zoomer stare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987368) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: Modus Penens (🧐) 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987440) |
Date: July 8th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: The Hebrews and Goys Are Raging Inside Me Why would you want to get good at something as boring as chess if you don't naturally like it already? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987329) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: hank_scorpio its an easy game to play online and waste some time with pretty good skill based matchmaking and I do enjoy it, I'm just not going to devote my fucking life to it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987343) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:32 PM Author: The Hebrews and Goys Are Raging Inside Me You'll never get better with that attitude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987348) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:33 PM Author: hank_scorpio this is why people hate hobbyists, they can't understand enjoying something in small doses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987359) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: The Hebrews and Goys Are Raging Inside Me Yeah some of us can't imagine not wanting to be the Tom Brady of something. Whatever you do be the best at it. No wants to see some old guy playing sports for example. It's unimpressive and low T to have a hobby you're not good at. I would never play chess but if I did I'd be ten times better than Magnus at it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987436) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:08 PM Author: hank_scorpio you should take up golf and get humbled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987447) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: The Hebrews and Goys Are Raging Inside Me I wouldn't dream of golfing if I couldn't work on it full time with a world class trainer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987452) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:21 PM Author: hank_scorpio you would still suck ass if you did that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987465) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 11:13 PM Author: The Hebrews and Goys Are Raging Inside Me If I was passionate about it I'd be amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987553) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:33 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) tbh it's not a game where you get better with cheap little tricks. it's mostly reading 200 page books and playing for hours and hours and pure rigor. and ok yeah a rare guy is a genius and gets extra mileage out of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987357) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:35 PM Author: 26k a year and giving you the zoomer stare if you have commute or other down time you can solve tactics puzzles on lichess or elsewhere
it's actually pretty fun in itself, even separate from being good practice to get better at the game of chess. like doing little brain teasers or something |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: hank_scorpio I just did one and it decided I needed to give up my queen in a situation where I truly don't understand why it would want me to do that, no followup moves just on to the next, seems useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987372) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:39 PM Author: 26k a year and giving you the zoomer stare gotta start with really really easy ones and slowly move up from there
it's probably a good idea to start with learning some basic fundamentals about the game but you seem like you wouldn't have the patience for that and i don't really blame you. more fun to just do puzzles in your down time imo |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: hank_scorpio as I said in the OP I'm interested in learning some openings, I think once it gets mid game I'm smart enough to learn by experience how and when I've fucked myself, but I have no ability to plot out even a basic strategy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987382) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: 26k a year and giving you the zoomer stare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57lKok8sSoc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987386) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: hank_scorpio ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987400) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: Available moniker It’s amazing how much I’ve played chess and still suck so profoundly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987457) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 10:22 PM Author: hank_scorpio I'm pretty sure I've never once made a good decision in getting a rook out on the board in my life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987468) |
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Date: July 8th, 2026 11:34 PM Author: Shema Yisrael lol at the guy recommending the sicilian when u dont know how the pieces move
as black ur playing caro kann vs e4. this guy has a million videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snbtVWOP7ws
just wing it against d5 for now. can watch a video on the slav if u keep getting lost.
as white u should play london. i think that same guy has another london speedrun series
caro kann u can use your whole life |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) this is genuinely good advice but again it doesn't really sound like OP is interested in the time and devotion needed, even with these tips - chess isn't a "one weird trick" game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880916&forum_id=2,5#49987959) |