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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
razzle-dazzle ceo
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
razzle-dazzle ceo
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
submissive stag film
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
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lascivious boiling water parlour
  05/22/26
His moniker?
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Colt
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  05/22/26
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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vermilion pit
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
well-lubricated hospital jewess
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
lascivious boiling water parlour
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
well-lubricated hospital jewess
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
startling chestnut blood rage school cafeteria
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Embarrassed To The Bone Address
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Racy home
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
offensive roast beef
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
frisky big theatre wrinkle
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Stimulating federal newt fat ankles
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
offensive roast beef
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Galvanic disgusting state gaming laptop
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Slate Hall Dysfunction
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Slate Hall Dysfunction
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Concupiscible chapel
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Free-loading knife field
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Slate Hall Dysfunction
  05/22/26
lol
submissive stag film
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Soul-stirring antidepressant drug boltzmann
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Odious institution karate
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Slate Hall Dysfunction
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Odious institution karate
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Link?
Slate Hall Dysfunction
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Odious institution karate
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Slate Hall Dysfunction
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Slate Hall Dysfunction
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Slate Hall Dysfunction
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Slate Hall Dysfunction
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Odious institution karate
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
Thirsty Milky Lodge Pistol
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
frisky big theatre wrinkle
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
lascivious boiling water parlour
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: submissive stag film

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: lascivious boiling water parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: aquamarine haunting piazza feces

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated hospital jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: stubborn market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: offensive roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fishy kitty cat property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: frisky big theatre wrinkle

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Galvanic disgusting state gaming laptop

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated hospital jewess

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: vermilion pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated hospital jewess

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: lascivious boiling water parlour

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated hospital jewess

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: startling chestnut blood rage school cafeteria

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Address

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Racy home

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: offensive roast beef

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: frisky big theatre wrinkle

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Stimulating federal newt fat ankles

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: offensive roast beef

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Galvanic disgusting state gaming laptop

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: submissive stag film

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring antidepressant drug boltzmann

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: laughsome bearded orchestra pit giraffe

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: lascivious boiling water parlour

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: rambunctious sepia library stock car

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Free-loading knife field

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible chapel

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Free-loading knife field

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible chapel

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: dashing puce corner

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Free-loading knife field

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Lilac laser beams fanboi

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: submissive stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring antidepressant drug boltzmann

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Odious institution karate

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Odious institution karate

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Odious institution karate

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Anal mediation center

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Violent Abode

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Odious institution karate

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: magical charcoal business firm headpube

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Thirsty Milky Lodge Pistol

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: alcoholic spot

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Slate Hall Dysfunction

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: frisky big theatre wrinkle

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: lascivious boiling water parlour

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: violent lay sweet tailpipe

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899877)