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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Chartreuse boyish doctorate
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Odious wrinkle
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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ruddy self-centered useless brakes selfie
  05/22/26
His moniker?
glittery violet hell love of her life
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
bespoke hissy fit
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Scarlet marvelous cuck organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Cream pit
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Stirring Trailer Park
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Cream pit
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
ruddy self-centered useless brakes selfie
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Cream pit
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Puce piazza ratface
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
grizzly lascivious party of the first part parlour
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Navy Stimulating Stag Film Ceo
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Very Tactful Bronze Corn Cake
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
bespoke hissy fit
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
High-end partner stage
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Very Tactful Bronze Corn Cake
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Scarlet marvelous cuck organic girlfriend
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Odious wrinkle
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Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
charcoal address
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Bateful pervert brethren
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Bateful pervert brethren
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
ruddy self-centered useless brakes selfie
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mods
Appetizing Naked Clown School Cafeteria
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
supple cobalt scourge upon the earth
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
supple cobalt scourge upon the earth
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Bateful pervert brethren
  05/22/26
lol
Odious wrinkle
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
charcoal address
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
mind-boggling salmon preventive strike
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Bateful pervert brethren
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
Bateful pervert brethren
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
mind-boggling salmon preventive strike
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Bateful pervert brethren
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Bateful pervert brethren
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Bateful pervert brethren
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
mind-boggling salmon preventive strike
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
Talented feces voyeur
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Mustard Travel Guidebook
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Shipley was asking for it.
Bateful pervert brethren
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AI
bespoke hissy fit
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
ruddy self-centered useless brakes selfie
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
aphrodisiac dilemma son of senegal
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Odious wrinkle

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: ruddy self-centered useless brakes selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: glittery violet hell love of her life

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Cream pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Obsidian church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Very Tactful Bronze Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Station Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: bespoke hissy fit

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Scarlet marvelous cuck organic girlfriend

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cream pit

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Stirring Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Cream pit

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: ruddy self-centered useless brakes selfie

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Cream pit

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Puce piazza ratface

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: grizzly lascivious party of the first part parlour

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Navy Stimulating Stag Film Ceo

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Very Tactful Bronze Corn Cake

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: bespoke hissy fit

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: High-end partner stage

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Very Tactful Bronze Corn Cake

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Scarlet marvelous cuck organic girlfriend

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Odious wrinkle

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: charcoal address

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: tan excitant gaming laptop

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: ruddy self-centered useless brakes selfie

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Naked Clown School Cafeteria

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: supple cobalt scourge upon the earth

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: judgmental razzmatazz chapel

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: supple cobalt scourge upon the earth

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: judgmental razzmatazz chapel

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored institution

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: supple cobalt scourge upon the earth

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: motley becky abode

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Odious wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: charcoal address

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling salmon preventive strike

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling salmon preventive strike

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling salmon preventive strike

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: ruby beady-eyed spot half-breed

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: exciting saffron home

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling salmon preventive strike

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: canary lay

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Talented feces voyeur

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Mustard Travel Guidebook

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Bateful pervert brethren

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: bespoke hissy fit

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: ruddy self-centered useless brakes selfie

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma son of senegal

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50062678)