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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: histrionic nibblets preventive strike

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: histrionic nibblets preventive strike

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Electric nudist personal credit line

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: citrine market rigpig

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Silver thriller orchestra pit

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Ocher Parlor Laser Beams

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20802525)



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jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Excitant travel guidebook institution

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Ebony Marvelous Fanboi Abode

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Amethyst Whorehouse

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Floppy school cafeteria lettuce

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: wonderful piazza pozpig

I laughed heartily, brother.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: slap-happy supple ape telephone

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Iridescent up-to-no-good pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: motley crackhouse sneaky criminal

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like water buffalo brethren

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Autistic magenta faggot firefighter fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic cruise ship

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: jet indian lodge gay wizard

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Curious yellow kitchen

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Silver thriller orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Aromatic space hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Maize Vivacious International Law Enforcement Agency Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser bipolar internal respiration chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Onyx chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: concupiscible red shrine regret

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Curious yellow kitchen

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: transparent cuckoldry plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: shaky razzmatazz electric furnace liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Submissive Impressive Temple Tattoo

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Gaped Dashing Pisswyrm Property

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Passionate fuchsia crotch

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Silver thriller orchestra pit

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Curious yellow kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated garrison

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Doobsian painfully honest locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Silver thriller orchestra pit

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: cerebral prole

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: french exhilarant stag film goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: talented clown affirmative action

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Plum Locus Depressive

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Mustard flatulent trust fund resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Silver thriller orchestra pit

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: hot becky corner

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Appetizing harsh hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: burgundy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Provocative filthy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Internet-worthy adventurous forum patrolman

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Provocative filthy therapy

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: alcoholic bat shit crazy trump supporter

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Silver thriller orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Carmine Senate

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine violent newt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Submissive Impressive Temple Tattoo

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Silver thriller orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: insane azn stock car

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring half-breed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring half-breed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Silver thriller orchestra pit

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: angry area milk

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: multi-colored pink cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring half-breed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Ultramarine violent newt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: angry area milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring half-breed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Sable site immigrant

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring half-breed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Seedy Bistre Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: big canary factory reset button haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: arousing idea he suggested state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: arousing idea he suggested state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: arousing idea he suggested state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring half-breed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Spectacular crawly indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Flushed kink-friendly dopamine dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: vibrant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: vibrant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: federal irradiated macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating Wagecucks Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Autistic magenta faggot firefighter fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Bossy masturbator kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: insanely creepy ruddy mexican tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: burgundy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring half-breed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Cyan rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: stimulating range multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: unholy laughsome weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: shaky razzmatazz electric furnace liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: unholy laughsome weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Cocky bronze cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Bright trip point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Indigo fragrant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Bright trip point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring half-breed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed really tough guy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse Station Circlehead

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: razzle stead dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Wine tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: unholy laughsome weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Sinister fishy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: drab church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cocky bronze cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: metal mental disorder address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49226371)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Ape Arrogance



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,5#49948355)