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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Twinkling zippy property
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Misunderstood mind-boggling market
  01/05/14
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dull messiness
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Twinkling zippy property
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Twinkling zippy property
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Twinkling zippy property
  06/25/12
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Twinkling zippy property
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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  06/25/12
...
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  06/25/12
Jesus
Shivering hell
  06/25/12
literally rofling
walnut electric dilemma
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
razzmatazz faggot firefighter hospital
  08/02/12
crying
arrogant mediation
  08/29/12
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  02/22/13
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Greedy halford
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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self-absorbed ladyboy jewess
  07/11/19
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elite fortuitous meteor school
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
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Twinkling zippy property
  06/25/12
cop
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  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
kink-friendly filthy bbw
  06/25/12
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Nubile dopamine yarmulke
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Lake Dashing School Cafeteria
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
slimy light university travel guidebook
  08/02/12
...
Glassy business firm
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Peach toaster
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Topaz Station
  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
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  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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  08/21/13
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Twinkling zippy property
  06/25/12
...
chrome piazza sandwich
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Trip fishy set
  06/25/12
...
Glassy business firm
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Excitant cerise dog poop
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Twinkling zippy property
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
concupiscible point
  06/25/12
...
Twinkling zippy property
  06/26/12
...
Glassy business firm
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Twinkling zippy property
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Twinkling zippy property
  08/02/12
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Twinkling zippy property
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
razzmatazz faggot firefighter hospital
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
slimy light university travel guidebook
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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  08/02/12
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slimy light university travel guidebook
  08/02/12
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know-it-all gaming laptop
  08/02/12
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Twinkling zippy property
  08/03/12
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Cracking puce public bath cuck
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Twinkling zippy property
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Greedy halford
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Glassy business firm
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Greedy halford
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Silver Razzle Bawdyhouse Legal Warrant
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Greedy halford
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Maize charismatic cruise ship pozpig
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Silver Razzle Bawdyhouse Legal Warrant
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Smoky newt
  08/21/13
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  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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splenetic house turdskin
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
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  05/26/19
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  06/26/26
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood mind-boggling market

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: dull messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine yarmulke

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly filthy bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Shivering hell

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: walnut electric dilemma

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter hospital

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: arrogant mediation

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: magenta stirring foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Greedy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: cerebral wagecucks keepsake machete

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Maize charismatic cruise ship pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Vibrant Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Flushed Laughsome Ratface Range



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Galvanic milky national security agency home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Galvanic milky national security agency home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: self-absorbed ladyboy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: elite fortuitous meteor school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: emerald sadistic mental disorder theater

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly filthy bbw

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly filthy bbw

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Lake Dashing School Cafeteria

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Glassy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Peach toaster

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Topaz Station

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly filthy bbw

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Glittery bright rehab crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly filthy bbw

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Bawdyhouse Legal Warrant

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: chrome piazza sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Trip fishy set

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Glassy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Excitant cerise dog poop

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: concupiscible point

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Twinkling zippy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Glassy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: splenetic house turdskin

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Pearly exhilarant pisswyrm

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: know-it-all gaming laptop

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter hospital

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Cracking puce public bath cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: adventurous erotic cuckoldry whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: know-it-all gaming laptop

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Startled spruce senate gunner

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Cracking puce public bath cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Jade Talented Hall

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Cracking puce public bath cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Twinkling zippy property

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Greedy halford

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Glassy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Greedy halford

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Bawdyhouse Legal Warrant

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Greedy halford

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Maize charismatic cruise ship pozpig

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Bawdyhouse Legal Warrant

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Smoky newt

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Glassy business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Glassy business firm

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Glassy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Glassy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: orange hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Yellow irradiated personal credit line site

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Maize charismatic cruise ship pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Provocative gas station jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Provocative gas station jew

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: plum box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Blue beady-eyed corner

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Vigorous idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: blathering alcoholic plaza

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: red floppy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: iridescent tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Stimulating rough-skinned temple therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Exciting Ultramarine Goal In Life Brunch

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: vivacious marketing idea

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Vigorous idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: slimy light university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Vigorous idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Saffron cheese-eating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: splenetic house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Racy Territorial Community Account Boltzmann

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: balding fear-inspiring milk twinkling uncleanness

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: big nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: splenetic house turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Clear Effete Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling grizzly step-uncle's house

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring opaque theater stage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: motley locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: elite fortuitous meteor school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: contagious azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: sinister round eye stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#49964828)