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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| appetizing indigo school tank | 10/09/12 |
| appetizing indigo school tank | 10/09/12 |
| appetizing indigo school tank | 10/10/12 |
| red public bath brethren | 10/10/12 |
| Disrespectful Son Of Senegal Friendly Grandma | 10/10/12 |
| Godawful ticket booth | 10/10/12 |
| exciting naked internal respiration house | 10/10/12 |
| Gold Turdskin Incel | 10/10/12 |
| exciting naked internal respiration house | 10/10/12 |
| Aphrodisiac abode | 10/10/12 |
| Soul-stirring navy ratface hall | 05/15/23 |
| Ass Problems | 08/31/26 |
| appetizing indigo school tank | 10/10/12 |
| Floppy geriatric sneaky criminal hairy legs | 10/10/12 |
| emerald church building fat ankles | 10/10/12 |
| contagious hell | 10/29/12 |
| Insane crawly base preventive strike | 05/14/23 |
| Drab 180 idea he suggested brunch | 10/29/12 |
| fragrant idiotic giraffe | 10/29/12 |
| ocher thriller theatre | 05/15/23 |
| carnelian party of the first part wrinkle | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: appetizing indigo school tank http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: appetizing indigo school tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: appetizing indigo school tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: red public bath brethren lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Disrespectful Son Of Senegal Friendly Grandma What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Godawful ticket booth http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: exciting naked internal respiration house dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Gold Turdskin Incel Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: exciting naked internal respiration house cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Aphrodisiac abode "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Soul-stirring navy ratface hall It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: appetizing indigo school tank Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Floppy geriatric sneaky criminal hairy legs tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: emerald church building fat ankles 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: contagious hell awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Insane crawly base preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Drab 180 idea he suggested brunch these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: fragrant idiotic giraffe Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: ocher thriller theatre 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: carnelian party of the first part wrinkle You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: hairraiser puppy lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: cracking codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: cracking codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: bonkers station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#49639607) |