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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
tell me
Kink-friendly Rigpig
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
titillating masturbator
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Cracking private investor
  12/28/13
fucking lol
twisted hominid stead
  05/12/15
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Excitant Internal Respiration Faggotry
  05/12/15
so underrated
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coiffed temple
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  03/31/18
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  12/11/24
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Iridescent territorial love of her life resort
  08/12/25
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Massive stag film
  08/12/25
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laughsome property
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Maroon 180 house
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Fuchsia Swollen Theater
  08/14/13
lmao
Kink-friendly Rigpig
  05/12/15
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chest-beating grizzly tank
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Godawful striped hyena menage
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Maroon 180 house
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Honey-headed Cerebral Cuckold Juggernaut
  08/14/13
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Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Insane location macaca
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
rofl
Kink-friendly Rigpig
  08/14/13
180
dashing apoplectic field
  08/14/13
rofl
Light messiness stage
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
buck-toothed chrome pervert
  08/14/13
lol
Ocher Point
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Aromatic ebony theater stage digit ratio
  08/14/13
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coiffed temple
  03/10/14
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Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse
  03/24/21
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Fiercely-loyal Affirmative Action Lay
  02/16/23
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Iridescent territorial love of her life resort
  08/12/25
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racy hell halford
  08/14/13
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Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
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racy hell halford
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Fuchsia Swollen Theater
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
racy hell halford
  08/14/13
best of thread
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
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Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
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Godawful striped hyena menage
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Godawful striped hyena menage
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
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Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
glassy provocative nursing home
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Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
sinister shitlib community account
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Fuchsia Swollen Theater
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
outnumbered dingle berry step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
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Kink-friendly Rigpig
  08/14/13
180
odious jap hunting ground
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mint up-to-no-good piazza
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Aromatic ebony theater stage digit ratio
  08/15/13
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glassy provocative nursing home
  08/17/13
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twisted hominid stead
  01/19/16
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Wonderful duck-like casino
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
outnumbered dingle berry step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
lol
Carnelian at-the-ready telephone trump supporter
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
racy hell halford
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
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Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Slap-happy Flirting Alpha
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Pea-brained Khaki Cruise Ship Gaming Laptop
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
racy hell halford
  08/14/13
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fragrant frum principal's office twinkling uncleanness
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
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Aqua kitchen
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Beta hospital
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Beta hospital
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Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
lascivious theatre party of the first part
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
umber chapel
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Insane location macaca
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Insane location macaca
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
dashing apoplectic field
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
big transparent garrison patrolman
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Razzle Tanning Salon Bbw
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
umber chapel
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
lascivious theatre party of the first part
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
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sickened knife area
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
umber chapel
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
umber chapel
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
umber chapel
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
umber chapel
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
umber chapel
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
umber chapel
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
whatever
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
arousing painfully honest organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
racy hell halford
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
lol
odious jap hunting ground
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
180
dashing apoplectic field
  08/14/13
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concupiscible locus
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
racy hell halford
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Aquamarine mexican pit
  08/14/13
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Aquamarine mexican pit
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
dashing apoplectic field
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
dashing apoplectic field
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
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purple marvelous spot boiling water
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
odious jap hunting ground
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
greedy pocket flask ceo
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Indigo Heaven
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
dashing apoplectic field
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
dashing apoplectic field
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
dashing apoplectic field
  08/14/13
165
Milky address sneaky criminal
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
lmao
Electric mahogany set
  08/14/13
...
sickened knife area
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
harsh misanthropic national dragon
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
confused overrated corner famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
glassy provocative nursing home
  08/14/13
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Aquamarine mexican pit
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
Pics?
multi-colored blathering parlour rigor
  08/14/13
link?
chest-beating grizzly tank
  08/17/13
...
Kink-friendly Rigpig
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Bossy vermilion electric furnace milk
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Rusted mental disorder
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Heady genital piercing institution
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Pearly office
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Pearly office
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Pearly office
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Soul-stirring plum legend
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Canary contagious keepsake machete
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Pearly office
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
topaz sanctuary becky
  08/14/13
Underrated
Milky address sneaky criminal
  08/15/13
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coiffed temple
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Canary contagious keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
topaz sanctuary becky
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Exciting station therapy
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Aqua kitchen
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Bistre unhinged stock car
  08/14/13
lol
Ocher Point
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Bistre unhinged stock car
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Ocher Point
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Bistre unhinged stock car
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Canary contagious keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Mustard passionate plaza
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
lascivious theatre party of the first part
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Know-it-all cocky range
  08/14/13
180
talented dilemma boltzmann
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Ocher Point
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Aromatic ebony theater stage digit ratio
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Ocher Point
  08/14/13
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White Rehab Pozpig
  08/14/13
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onyx boyish abode useless brakes
  08/14/13
180
Pearly office
  08/14/13
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topaz sanctuary becky
  08/15/13
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Heady genital piercing institution
  08/17/13
...
comical space cumskin
  09/11/13
Lmao
High-end nighttime box office
  06/07/17
...
Iridescent territorial love of her life resort
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Exhilarant depressive gas station
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
White Rehab Pozpig
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
deranged market
  08/14/13
lol
Pearly office
  08/14/13
...
coral balding parlor voyeur
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
glittery magenta prole
  08/14/13
180
cyan forum hairy legs
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Curious Site Toaster
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Vibrant blood rage
  08/17/13
poignant
buff tattoo
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Sienna Preventive Strike Church
  08/17/13
...
White Rehab Pozpig
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
comical space cumskin
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Beta hospital
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Exciting station therapy
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Cracking private investor
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
ruddy cheese-eating clown
  12/28/13
...
Zombie-like mad cow disease
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Navy kitty cat
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
ivory ticket booth
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Orange shrine headpube
  03/10/14
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twisted hominid stead
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Slap-happy Flirting Alpha
  05/12/15
...
Red Underhanded Locale Son Of Senegal
  01/19/16
...
Aromatic ebony theater stage digit ratio
  10/25/17
...
chest-beating grizzly tank
  11/29/15
...
chest-beating grizzly tank
  12/23/15
...
twisted hominid stead
  01/05/16
...
chest-beating grizzly tank
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Opaque ratface
  06/07/17
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Red Underhanded Locale Son Of Senegal
  09/22/17
...
glassy provocative nursing home
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
mind-boggling fishy coffee pot orchestra pit
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Carmine adventurous university elastic band
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
mind-boggling fishy coffee pot orchestra pit
  07/18/18
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Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse
  04/30/19
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chest-beating grizzly tank
  06/21/20
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chest-beating grizzly tank
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Copper Meetinghouse
  07/11/20
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Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse
  12/16/21
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Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Rigpig

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: titillating masturbator

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Cracking private investor

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: twisted hominid stead

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Excitant Internal Respiration Faggotry



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so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: dashing apoplectic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Affirmative Action Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Godawful striped hyena menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Iridescent territorial love of her life resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Massive stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: laughsome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Maroon 180 house

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Fuchsia Swollen Theater

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Rigpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: chest-beating grizzly tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Godawful striped hyena menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Maroon 180 house

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed Cerebral Cuckold Juggernaut

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Insane location macaca

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Rigpig

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Light messiness stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: buck-toothed chrome pervert

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Ocher Point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Aromatic ebony theater stage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: coiffed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Affirmative Action Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Iridescent territorial love of her life resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: racy hell halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: racy hell halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Fuchsia Swollen Theater

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: racy hell halford

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Godawful striped hyena menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Godawful striped hyena menage

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: sinister shitlib community account

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Fuchsia Swollen Theater

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: outnumbered dingle berry step-uncle's house

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: odious jap hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: mint up-to-no-good piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Aromatic ebony theater stage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: twisted hominid stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Wonderful duck-like casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: outnumbered dingle berry step-uncle's house

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Carnelian at-the-ready telephone trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: racy hell halford

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy Flirting Alpha

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained Khaki Cruise Ship Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: racy hell halford

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: fragrant frum principal's office twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Beta hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Beta hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: lascivious theatre party of the first part

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: umber chapel

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Insane location macaca

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Insane location macaca

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic field

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: big transparent garrison patrolman

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle Tanning Salon Bbw

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: umber chapel

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: lascivious theatre party of the first part

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: sickened knife area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: umber chapel

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: umber chapel

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: umber chapel

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: umber chapel

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: umber chapel

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: umber chapel

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: arousing painfully honest organic girlfriend

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: racy hell halford

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: odious jap hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: racy hell halford

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Aquamarine mexican pit

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic field

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic field

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: purple marvelous spot boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: odious jap hunting ground

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: greedy pocket flask ceo

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Indigo Heaven

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic field

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic field

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic field

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Milky address sneaky criminal

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Electric mahogany set

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: sickened knife area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: harsh misanthropic national dragon

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: confused overrated corner famous landscape painting

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Aquamarine mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: multi-colored blathering parlour rigor

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: chest-beating grizzly tank

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Bossy vermilion electric furnace milk

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Rusted mental disorder

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Heady genital piercing institution

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Pearly office

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Pearly office

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Pearly office

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plum legend

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Canary contagious keepsake machete

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Pearly office

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: topaz sanctuary becky

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Milky address sneaky criminal

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: coiffed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Canary contagious keepsake machete

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: topaz sanctuary becky

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Exciting station therapy

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Aqua kitchen

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Bistre unhinged stock car

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Ocher Point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Bistre unhinged stock car

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Ocher Point

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Bistre unhinged stock car

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Canary contagious keepsake machete

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Mustard passionate plaza

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: lascivious theatre party of the first part

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Know-it-all cocky range

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: talented dilemma boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Ocher Point

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Aromatic ebony theater stage digit ratio

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Ocher Point

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: White Rehab Pozpig



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: onyx boyish abode useless brakes



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Pearly office

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: topaz sanctuary becky



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Heady genital piercing institution



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: comical space cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: High-end nighttime box office

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Iridescent territorial love of her life resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant depressive gas station

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: White Rehab Pozpig

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: deranged market

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Pearly office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: coral balding parlor voyeur



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: glittery magenta prole

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: cyan forum hairy legs

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Curious Site Toaster

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Vibrant blood rage

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: buff tattoo

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Sienna Preventive Strike Church

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: White Rehab Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: comical space cumskin

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Beta hospital

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Exciting station therapy

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Cracking private investor

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: ruddy cheese-eating clown

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Navy kitty cat

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: ivory ticket booth

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Orange shrine headpube

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: twisted hominid stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Slap-happy Flirting Alpha

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Red Underhanded Locale Son Of Senegal



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Aromatic ebony theater stage digit ratio



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: chest-beating grizzly tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: chest-beating grizzly tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: twisted hominid stead



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: chest-beating grizzly tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Opaque ratface

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Red Underhanded Locale Son Of Senegal



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: glassy provocative nursing home



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: mind-boggling fishy coffee pot orchestra pit

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Carmine adventurous university elastic band

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling fishy coffee pot orchestra pit

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: chest-beating grizzly tank



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: chest-beating grizzly tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Copper Meetinghouse



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Puppy Crackhouse



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