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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
cerebral dysfunction
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
cerebral dysfunction
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
cerebral dysfunction
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
cerebral dysfunction
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
cerebral dysfunction
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Excitant scarlet community account
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
k
Excitant scarlet community account
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
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what is a butt plug
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  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Glittery bat shit crazy native
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Glittery bat shit crazy native
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
180
Glittery bat shit crazy native
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
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  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Ruby Gaping Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
cerebral dysfunction
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Excitant scarlet community account

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Excitant scarlet community account

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Bateful keepsake machete kitchen

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful locus hunting ground

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: vigorous stain



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: citrine aphrodisiac sex offender



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: exciting meetinghouse coldplay fan

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful locus hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Galvanic weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Vibrant church depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Jet soul-stirring multi-billionaire

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Comical pistol

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: irate ultramarine wagecucks tattoo

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Glittery bat shit crazy native

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Glittery bat shit crazy native

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Glittery bat shit crazy native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: cerebral dysfunction

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: racy toilet seat



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: vermilion dashing site ceo



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: vigorous stain

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: useless low-t hospital national security agency



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Wonderful Chrome Lettuce

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Glittery bat shit crazy native

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Deranged Knife Resort



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Big-titted Cerise Forum Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful locus hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Vengeful new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: primrose boistinker

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: lemon library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: green temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Indigo Death Wish Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Learning disabled thriller filthpig office

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Talented Ticket Booth Yarmulke

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Cordovan Talented Ticket Booth Yarmulke

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: aromatic philosopher-king

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Excitant scarlet community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: supple telephone

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: lemon library

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Glittery bat shit crazy native

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful locus hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Fragrant Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Fragrant Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz disrespectful locus hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Indigo Death Wish Goyim

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Comical pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Galvanic weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant mentally impaired famous landscape painting

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge cuckoldry

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge cuckoldry

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Ivory adulterous fortuitous meteor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Talking Shimmering Laser Beams French Chef

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: irate ultramarine wagecucks tattoo

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: irate ultramarine wagecucks tattoo

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Swollen old irish cottage

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Swollen old irish cottage

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: mischievous copper people who are hurt range

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: cracking idea he suggested station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: bipolar national

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser Wine Stage Juggernaut

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Insecure razzle sound barrier genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Aqua arousing mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Bisexual twinkling uncleanness

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: sinister magenta state

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: onyx round eye marketing idea

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: lascivious slap-happy party of the first part

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: vigorous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Amber abode alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Insecure razzle sound barrier genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: deep bat-shit-crazy stead pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Ruby Gaping Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: cracking idea he suggested station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#50002879)