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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  09/15/13
explain.
erotic diverse native
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Honey-headed French Chef Theater Stage
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
citrine foreskin reading party
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
spectacular affirmative action knife
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
irradiated ticket booth
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Pale principal's office mad-dog skullcap
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Honey-headed French Chef Theater Stage
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Hilarious fuchsia double fault university
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Olive travel guidebook
  09/15/13
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lascivious carmine trust fund
  09/15/13
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erotic diverse native
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Honey-headed French Chef Theater Stage
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  09/15/13
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autistic stage
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
adventurous misunderstood library
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Hairraiser mexican space
  09/15/13
its ok.
exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
flirting puce trump supporter
  09/25/15
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exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  12/03/15
180
seedy circlehead rigpig
  12/03/15
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exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  01/22/16
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Hyperactive Supple Quadroon Son Of Senegal
  01/22/16
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autistic stage
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  06/22/16
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seedy circlehead rigpig
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  06/21/17
do you pay?
motley weed whacker
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
motley weed whacker
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  06/21/17
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exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  03/16/18
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exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  05/16/18
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exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  07/03/19
180
sickened talented kitchen
  07/03/19
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exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  07/30/19
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exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  02/11/23
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hideous titillating tattoo
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Elite orchid haunted graveyard field
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Glittery private investor codepig
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Light Party Of The First Part
  02/11/23
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Burgundy bawdyhouse
  10/25/23
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exciting fiercely-loyal nowag
  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: erotic diverse native

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed French Chef Theater Stage

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: citrine foreskin reading party

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: spectacular affirmative action knife

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: irradiated ticket booth

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Pale principal's office mad-dog skullcap

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed French Chef Theater Stage

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Hilarious fuchsia double fault university

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Olive travel guidebook

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: lascivious carmine trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: erotic diverse native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed French Chef Theater Stage

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: autistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: adventurous misunderstood library

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser mexican space

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: flirting puce trump supporter

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: seedy circlehead rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Hyperactive Supple Quadroon Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: autistic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: seedy circlehead rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: motley weed whacker

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: motley weed whacker

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: sickened talented kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: hideous titillating tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Elite orchid haunted graveyard field

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Glittery private investor codepig

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Light Party Of The First Part

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Burgundy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: exciting fiercely-loyal nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#48867830)