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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Pea-brained histrionic codepig liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Honey-headed Sinister Roommate
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
jesus no...
lilac business firm
  10/24/16
...
Shivering corner
  01/03/17
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Bisexual Juggernaut Marketing Idea
  02/20/18
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Sapphire thriller mad cow disease
  06/03/19
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Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire
  10/14/20
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180 bawdyhouse mexican
  01/25/16
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translucent generalized bond mother
  01/25/16
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Lascivious Rebellious Space
  01/25/16
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Useless comical cruise ship coffee pot
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swashbuckling ultramarine double fault indian lodge
  01/25/16
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Lascivious Rebellious Space
  01/25/16
...
Useless comical cruise ship coffee pot
  01/25/16
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Onyx bateful sweet tailpipe private investor
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
kink-friendly newt home
  01/25/16
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contagious senate
  01/25/16
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flirting pontificating dysfunction house
  01/25/16
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wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
slippery black stage
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Multi-colored background story
  01/25/16
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Electric Blue Sex Offender
  01/25/16
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Pea-brained histrionic codepig liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
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Chestnut Violent Toilet Seat
  01/26/16
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judgmental half-breed clown
  01/26/16
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chartreuse lay hairy legs
  11/27/16
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kink-friendly newt home
  06/13/17
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jet crackhouse
  12/19/17
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wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/24/18
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Provocative alcoholic stage keepsake machete
  06/10/24
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Honey-headed Sinister Roommate
  01/26/16
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Pink antidepressant drug quadroon
  10/24/16
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Shivering corner
  11/27/16
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kink-friendly newt home
  01/23/17
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Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino
  03/15/17
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kink-friendly newt home
  04/20/17
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kink-friendly newt home
  02/20/18
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kink-friendly newt home
  05/24/18
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saffron national
  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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Provocative alcoholic stage keepsake machete
  05/15/22
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Provocative alcoholic stage keepsake machete
  05/04/24
ruthless.
flushed irradiated lettuce circlehead
  01/25/16
Brutal
contagious senate
  01/25/16
...
garnet charismatic puppy selfie
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
frozen rigpig dilemma
  01/25/16
toxic
lemon native gaping
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
chocolate razzmatazz locus goal in life
  01/25/16
...
translucent generalized bond mother
  01/25/16
...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
Excitant genital piercing
  01/25/16
damnit
silver stimulating fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious Rebellious Space
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
jfc
kink-friendly newt home
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Lascivious Rebellious Space
  01/25/16
...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
kink-friendly newt home
  01/25/16
Cr
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
hm
Bright aphrodisiac hospital
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
wait
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed Sinister Roommate
  01/26/16
...
cerebral haunted graveyard feces
  01/25/16
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wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
chocolate razzmatazz locus goal in life
  01/25/16
...
fluffy rigor patrolman
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
flushed irradiated lettuce circlehead
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
kink-friendly newt home
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
flushed irradiated lettuce circlehead
  01/25/16
...
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/25/16
...
jet crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
galvanic misanthropic step-uncle's house yarmulke
  01/25/16
...
silver stimulating fat ankles
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Excitant genital piercing
  01/25/16
...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Crystalline chapel
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Wonderful coral weed whacker theater stage
  01/25/16
...
blathering kitchen
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
canary jap
  01/25/16
...
frozen rigpig dilemma
  01/25/16
...
slippery black stage
  01/25/16
damn
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
...
fuchsia ratface
  01/25/16
...
Stirring at-the-ready cumskin associate
  01/25/16
O LORD
aromatic turdskin area
  01/25/16
jfc
Insecure base
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Electric Blue Sex Offender
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious Rebellious Space
  01/25/16
Lmao
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
dashing telephone cuckold
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed Sinister Roommate
  01/26/16
...
fuchsia ratface
  01/26/16
...
judgmental half-breed clown
  01/26/16
...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  02/15/16
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soggy sandwich
  07/08/17
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Buff University Azn
  07/08/17
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Snowy appetizing forum therapy
  07/08/17
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wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  10/27/17
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Hilarious personal credit line tank
  12/26/17
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wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  05/24/18
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wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  03/16/20
...
Bistre laughsome french chef
  02/18/22
...
hairraiser vermilion plaza idea he suggested
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Multi-colored background story
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
silver stimulating fat ankles
  01/25/16
ouch
Rusted Faggotry
  01/26/16
poison
Cracking Avocado Menage Cuck
  01/26/16
...
vibrant round eye
  01/26/16
180
Pea-brained histrionic codepig liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
...
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Gay useless brakes heaven
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Honey-headed Sinister Roommate
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Buck-toothed mood
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Turquoise Beta Market Faggot Firefighter
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Yellow Trip Parlor Shitlib
  09/27/16
...
hairraiser vermilion plaza idea he suggested
  12/26/17
...
judgmental half-breed clown
  08/12/19
180
Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
judgmental half-breed clown
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
talented seedy scourge upon the earth water buffalo
  01/27/16
...
jet crackhouse
  01/27/16
...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Underhanded sexy boiling water wagecucks
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Underhanded sexy boiling water wagecucks
  02/02/16
...
beady-eyed abusive deer antler pervert
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
cream filthy range stain
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
pearly place of business elastic band
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
tripping exhilarant rehab black woman
  02/24/16
18000000
Geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal
  03/04/16
165
razzle son of senegal property
  03/04/16
...
Coiffed duck-like temple
  05/19/16
chilling
Razzle-dazzle stock car parlour
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Olive mind-boggling filthpig dopamine
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Odious office main people
  01/03/17
oh my.
titillating reading party
  01/23/17
toxic
Magical marvelous dog poop
  03/13/17
...
Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino
  03/15/17
...
galvanic misanthropic step-uncle's house yarmulke
  04/02/17
...
Irate Maroon Boltzmann Station
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Floppy Emerald State Mental Disorder
  07/08/17
...
bonkers cuckoldry
  10/27/17
mother of god
Buff University Azn
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Arousing school
  10/27/17
JFC
lake library
  10/27/17
...
godawful twisted gunner skinny woman
  12/26/17
...
spectacular mauve indirect expression
  12/26/17
ouch
Metal walnut headpube ceo
  02/20/18
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tan center dragon
  01/16/19
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drunken scarlet field
  08/09/19
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saffron national
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Maniacal submissive tanning salon kitty
  07/28/25
...
Big copper location legend
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
very tactful racy stag film
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Apoplectic Philosopher-king Sanctuary
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
slippery black stage
  01/25/16
...
Electric Blue Sex Offender
  01/25/16
...
Iridescent pit organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
toxic
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
supple internal respiration
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Crystalline chapel
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
contagious senate
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Crystalline chapel
  01/25/16
TY bro
contagious senate
  01/25/16
...
Electric Blue Sex Offender
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Ruby garrison
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
garnet charismatic puppy selfie
  10/27/17
...
Curious nursing home partner
  10/27/17
...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  05/24/18
...
titillating reading party
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Ivory institution
  10/27/17
credited advice
Metal walnut headpube ceo
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Ruddy Startling Digit Ratio Knife
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Burgundy chad gaming laptop
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Crystalline chapel
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
lol
Smoky jew
  06/01/17
...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
contagious senate
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Pea-brained histrionic codepig liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
...
hairraiser vermilion plaza idea he suggested
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
Lmao
topaz public bath potus
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
kink-friendly newt home
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/25/16
lmao true
Buck-toothed mood
  01/25/16
...
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/26/16
...
hairraiser vermilion plaza idea he suggested
  12/26/17
Haha
shaky queen of the night principal's office
  03/19/20
...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
...
Excitant genital piercing
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Ruby garrison
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
sepia autistic site fortuitous meteor
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
mildly autistic obsidian corn cake church building
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Ivory institution
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Yellow Trip Parlor Shitlib
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Passionate dead pistol
  06/03/19
oh no
Turquoise Beta Market Faggot Firefighter
  08/08/19
LOL
zippy theatre
  03/16/20
JFC
titillating reading party
  03/19/20
Update?
Bistre laughsome french chef
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Cobalt concupiscible alpha trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
contagious senate
  01/25/16
...
jet crackhouse
  05/19/16
...
cerebral haunted graveyard feces
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Vigorous Pale Den Brethren
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Excitant genital piercing
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Vigorous Pale Den Brethren
  01/26/16
Cr
Excitant genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed Sinister Roommate
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed Sinister Roommate
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Vigorous Pale Den Brethren
  01/26/16
...
very tactful racy stag film
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Unhinged church
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged church
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
180 bawdyhouse mexican
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
soggy sandwich
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Heady striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
fuchsia ratface
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Pea-brained histrionic codepig liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
kink-friendly newt home
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Heady striped hyena
  01/26/16
Lmfao
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
180 bawdyhouse mexican
  01/26/16
...
Indigo Adventurous Idiot
  01/16/19
...
shaky queen of the night principal's office
  03/16/20
...
Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/26/16
...
fuchsia ratface
  01/26/16
...
jet crackhouse
  03/28/16
...
drunken scarlet field
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Narrow-minded hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
supple internal respiration
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
lilac business firm
  10/24/16
...
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Burgundy chad gaming laptop
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
glittery red point pocket flask
  04/04/16
...
Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino
  03/15/17
*applause*
Exciting pisswyrm
  10/27/17
...
saffron national
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Ivory institution
  01/26/16
...
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Vigorous Pale Den Brethren
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
Vigorous Pale Den Brethren
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Vigorous Pale Den Brethren
  01/26/16
...
Excitant genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
Crystalline chapel
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
Describe
Vigorous Pale Den Brethren
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Vigorous Pale Den Brethren
  01/26/16
...
ocher soul-stirring lodge
  01/26/16
...
Crystalline chapel
  01/26/16
Please be flame
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
kink-friendly newt home
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
bonkers cuckoldry
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
judgmental half-breed clown
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness
  01/26/16
Fuck
bonkers cuckoldry
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
cerebral haunted graveyard feces
  01/26/16
cq's!
Buck-toothed mood
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
...
titillating reading party
  03/19/20
...
Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
alcoholic disturbing piazza boistinker
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
supple internal respiration
  01/26/16
except for your autism
very tactful racy stag film
  01/26/16
...
wine cocky trailer park kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
Metal walnut headpube ceo
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
supple internal respiration
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Crystalline chapel
  01/26/16
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: saffron national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Charcoal diverse nibblets coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Provocative alcoholic stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Provocative alcoholic stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: flushed irradiated lettuce circlehead

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: contagious senate

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: garnet charismatic puppy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: frozen rigpig dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: lemon native gaping

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz locus goal in life

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: translucent generalized bond mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Excitant genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: silver stimulating fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Rebellious Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Lascivious Rebellious Space

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Bright aphrodisiac hospital

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sinister Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz locus goal in life

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: fluffy rigor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: flushed irradiated lettuce circlehead

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: flushed irradiated lettuce circlehead

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: jet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: galvanic misanthropic step-uncle's house yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: silver stimulating fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Excitant genital piercing

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Crystalline chapel

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Wonderful coral weed whacker theater stage

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: blathering kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: canary jap

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: frozen rigpig dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: slippery black stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: fuchsia ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Stirring at-the-ready cumskin associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: aromatic turdskin area

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Insecure base

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Electric Blue Sex Offender

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Lascivious Rebellious Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: dashing telephone cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sinister Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: fuchsia ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: soggy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Buff University Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33729021)



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Author: Snowy appetizing forum therapy



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Hilarious personal credit line tank



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Bistre laughsome french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion plaza idea he suggested



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored background story

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: silver stimulating fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Rusted Faggotry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Cracking Avocado Menage Cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: vibrant round eye



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Pea-brained histrionic codepig liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Gay useless brakes heaven

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sinister Roommate

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Turquoise Beta Market Faggot Firefighter

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Yellow Trip Parlor Shitlib

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion plaza idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: talented seedy scourge upon the earth water buffalo

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: jet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Underhanded sexy boiling water wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Underhanded sexy boiling water wagecucks

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed abusive deer antler pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: cream filthy range stain

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: pearly place of business elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: tripping exhilarant rehab black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: razzle son of senegal property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Coiffed duck-like temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stock car parlour

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Olive mind-boggling filthpig dopamine

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Odious office main people

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: titillating reading party

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Magical marvelous dog poop

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: galvanic misanthropic step-uncle's house yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Irate Maroon Boltzmann Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Floppy Emerald State Mental Disorder

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Buff University Azn

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Arousing school

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: lake library

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: godawful twisted gunner skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: spectacular mauve indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Metal walnut headpube ceo

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: fragrant peach spot karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: tan center dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: drunken scarlet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: saffron national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Maniacal submissive tanning salon kitty

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Big copper location legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: very tactful racy stag film

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic Philosopher-king Sanctuary

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: slippery black stage

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Electric Blue Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Iridescent pit organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: contagious senate

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: contagious senate

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: contagious senate

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: supple internal respiration

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: contagious senate

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Crystalline chapel

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: contagious senate

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Crystalline chapel

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: contagious senate

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Electric Blue Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Ruby garrison

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: garnet charismatic puppy selfie

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Curious nursing home partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: titillating reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Ivory institution

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Metal walnut headpube ceo

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Ruddy Startling Digit Ratio Knife

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Burgundy chad gaming laptop

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: contagious senate

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Crystalline chapel

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Smoky jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: contagious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: contagious senate

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Pea-brained histrionic codepig liquid oxygen

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion plaza idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: contagious senate

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Salmon boyish ticket booth party of the first part

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: contagious senate

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: contagious senate

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: topaz public bath potus

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser vermilion plaza idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: shaky queen of the night principal's office

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: contagious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Excitant genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Ruby garrison

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: sepia autistic site fortuitous meteor

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic obsidian corn cake church building

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Ivory institution

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Yellow Trip Parlor Shitlib

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Passionate dead pistol

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Turquoise Beta Market Faggot Firefighter

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: zippy theatre

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: titillating reading party

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Bistre laughsome french chef

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Cobalt concupiscible alpha trump supporter

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: contagious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: jet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Excitant genital piercing

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Excitant genital piercing

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sinister Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sinister Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: very tactful racy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Unhinged church

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Unhinged church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: 180 bawdyhouse mexican

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: soggy sandwich

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: fuchsia ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Pea-brained histrionic codepig liquid oxygen

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: 180 bawdyhouse mexican

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Indigo Adventurous Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: shaky queen of the night principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: fuchsia ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: jet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: drunken scarlet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hissy fit

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: supple internal respiration

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: lilac business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Burgundy chad gaming laptop

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: glittery red point pocket flask

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Exciting pisswyrm

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: saffron national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Ivory institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Excitant genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Crystalline chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Crystalline chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: titillating reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: alcoholic disturbing piazza boistinker

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: supple internal respiration

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: very tactful racy stag film

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Metal walnut headpube ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: supple internal respiration

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Crystalline chapel

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: supple internal respiration

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: fuchsia ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sinister Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: soggy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Pale Den Brethren

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: lilac business firm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: jet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Shivering corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Cordovan ape preventive strike

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: claret goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Motley stead psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Violet jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Amber school cafeteria gay wizard

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: silver stimulating fat ankles

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Crystalline chapel

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: fuchsia ratface

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: yapping degenerate old irish cottage

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  brindle orchestra pit travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Amber school cafeteria gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Amber school cafeteria gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Burgundy chad gaming laptop

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: pungent laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Onyx bateful sweet tailpipe private investor

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Onyx bateful sweet tailpipe private investor

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: supple internal respiration

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: judgmental half-breed clown

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive Gas Station Messiness

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sooty hell

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: silver stimulating fat ankles

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: slippery black stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: thirsty brunch sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Electric Blue Sex Offender

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Underhanded sexy boiling water wagecucks

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Bespoke mad-dog skullcap ladyboy

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Electric Blue Sex Offender

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Gold Whorehouse Dingle Berry

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Bespoke mad-dog skullcap ladyboy

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Violet jewess

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Burgundy chad gaming laptop

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: contagious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: jet crackhouse

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: pungent laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Olive mind-boggling filthpig dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: fighting famous landscape painting resort

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Rough-skinned prole box office

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Electric Blue Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: galvanic misanthropic step-uncle's house yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Bistre laughsome french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: ocher soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  pozpig national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Buck-toothed mood

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Bespoke mad-dog skullcap ladyboy

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Olive mind-boggling filthpig dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: slap-happy dun shrine athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: carmine set international law enforcement agency

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Ivory institution

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned prole box office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  Flickering Abode

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Ebony Love Of Her Life Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Olive mind-boggling filthpig dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Purple erotic giraffe

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  sickened death wish

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: titillating reading party

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: plum really tough guy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: jet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: balding address

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: titillating reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone candlestick maker masturbator

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  painfully honest hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: godawful twisted gunner skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Lavender bbw

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Lavender bbw

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: slap-happy dun shrine athletic conference

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  trust fund

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: contagious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  becky

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Chestnut Violent Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  Flickering Abode

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: massive lime immigrant foreskin

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Onyx bateful sweet tailpipe private investor

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  milk

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  milk

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Heady striped hyena

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  milk

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: tantric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: godawful twisted gunner skinny woman

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  milk

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  puce new version tattoo

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: pearly place of business elastic band

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  milk

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Vivacious green locale multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  milk

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  persian

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  persian

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: navy crotch depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Heady striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  nudist nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  Flesh Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: saffron national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Heady striped hyena

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  jet-lagged legal warrant

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: White volcanic crater blood rage

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: wine cocky trailer park kitty cat



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: bonkers cuckoldry



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome french chef



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: pearl doctorate people who are hurt



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: disgusting factory reset button



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  macaca roast beef

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49548061)