New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)
| Heady National | 04/12/16 | | laughsome deranged stag film | 05/13/18 | | iridescent trip indian lodge selfie | 04/12/16 | | stimulating buff newt | 04/12/16 | | Ebony casino | 04/12/16 | | Mauve Ticket Booth Puppy | 04/12/16 | | big-titted blue dilemma famous landscape painting | 04/12/16 | | stimulating buff newt | 04/12/16 | | swashbuckling idiotic theatre | 04/12/16 | | Green Step-uncle's House Degenerate | 04/12/16 | | Alcoholic canary trust fund | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Bateful Ruby School Cafeteria | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Mauve Ticket Booth Puppy | 04/12/16 | | zombie-like library hominid | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Bateful Ruby School Cafeteria | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Lilac location doctorate | 04/12/16 | | very tactful marvelous site | 04/12/16 | | narrow-minded duck-like digit ratio bawdyhouse | 04/13/16 | | Emerald Adventurous Market | 04/12/16 | | misanthropic abode alpha | 08/21/20 | | laughsome deranged stag film | 04/12/16 | | hot roast beef | 04/12/16 | | arrogant stirring fat ankles plaza | 04/12/16 | | federal spot | 04/12/16 | | arrogant stirring fat ankles plaza | 04/12/16 | | Arousing private investor giraffe | 05/15/16 | | Transparent resort filthpig | 02/18/20 | | Bateful Ruby School Cafeteria | 04/12/16 | | up-to-no-good drunken rehab | 04/12/16 | | Ultramarine vengeful french chef | 04/21/16 | | irradiated citrine shrine | 04/12/16 | | blathering sepia stage place of business | 04/12/16 | | Bat shit crazy passionate generalized bond personal credit line | 04/12/16 | | Apoplectic corner immigrant | 04/12/16 | | sticky racy coldplay fan | 04/12/16 | | nofapping indirect expression elastic band | 04/12/16 | | Lilac location doctorate | 04/12/16 | | dark brethren incel | 04/12/16 | | galvanic house feces | 04/12/16 | | Well-lubricated Ceo | 04/12/16 | | irradiated citrine shrine | 04/12/16 | | nofapping indirect expression elastic band | 04/12/16 | | irradiated citrine shrine | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | irradiated citrine shrine | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | irradiated citrine shrine | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Apoplectic corner immigrant | 04/12/16 | | maniacal lime wrinkle | 04/12/16 | | Apoplectic corner immigrant | 04/12/16 | | nofapping indirect expression elastic band | 11/04/16 | | Obsidian vivacious forum | 09/01/17 | | supple theater | 04/12/16 | | drab jap | 04/12/16 | | Slap-happy razzle-dazzle box office double fault | 04/12/16 | | puce infuriating base | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Violet depressive | 04/12/16 | | mind-boggling shitlib | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | mind-boggling shitlib | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | maniacal lime wrinkle | 04/12/16 | | laughsome deranged stag film | 04/12/16 | | maniacal lime wrinkle | 04/12/16 | | Mauve Ticket Booth Puppy | 04/12/16 | | Histrionic judgmental stage sex offender | 11/04/16 | | territorial nibblets | 11/15/18 | | bipolar center | 02/18/20 | | territorial nibblets | 01/21/21 | | demanding set faggot firefighter | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Burgundy hairraiser field | 04/12/16 | | demanding set faggot firefighter | 04/12/16 | | Burgundy hairraiser field | 04/12/16 | | Titillating violent station | 04/12/16 | | zombie-like library hominid | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Burgundy hairraiser field | 04/12/16 | | Thriller point jewess | 04/12/16 | | Bateful Ruby School Cafeteria | 04/12/16 | | Violet depressive | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Green Step-uncle's House Degenerate | 04/12/16 | | boyish dog poop dragon | 04/12/16 | | Well-lubricated Ceo | 04/12/16 | | twisted quadroon kitty cat | 04/12/16 | | Self-centered Menage Gaping | 04/12/16 | | bearded office | 04/12/16 | | Charismatic swollen community account property | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | drab jap | 04/12/16 | | Henna exciting institution | 04/12/16 | | Emerald Adventurous Market | 04/12/16 | | razzle hideous range | 04/14/16 | | Comical Hilarious Space Legend | 11/04/16 | | up-to-no-good drunken rehab | 04/12/16 | | bearded office | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Henna exciting institution | 04/12/16 | | ungodly piazza mad cow disease | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | Heady National | 04/12/16 | | 180 Patrolman | 04/14/16 | | razzle hideous range | 04/14/16 | | Apoplectic corner immigrant | 04/14/16 | | Thriller point jewess | 05/13/18 | | Stubborn Reading Party Parlour | 04/12/16 | | 180 Patrolman | 04/12/16 | | blathering sepia stage place of business | 04/13/16 | | Arousing private investor giraffe | 05/15/16 | | Disturbing Purple Fanboi Business Firm | 04/12/16 | | irradiated citrine shrine | 04/13/16 | | Excitant filthy twinkling uncleanness people who are hurt | 04/13/16 | | indigo church athletic conference | 04/13/16 | | Apoplectic corner immigrant | 04/13/16 | | Heady National | 04/13/16 | | Green Step-uncle's House Degenerate | 04/13/16 | | hot roast beef | 04/13/16 | | Heady National | 04/13/16 | | salmon cracking hissy fit | 04/14/16 | | overrated aromatic school codepig | 04/13/16 | | irradiated citrine shrine | 04/13/16 | | dashing dysfunction university | 04/14/16 | | salmon cracking hissy fit | 04/14/16 | | blathering sepia stage place of business | 04/15/16 | | Sexy liquid oxygen wagecucks | 04/21/16 | | Sexy liquid oxygen wagecucks | 05/02/16 | | boyish dog poop dragon | 09/26/22 | | Bateful Ruby School Cafeteria | 05/02/16 | | nofapping indirect expression elastic band | 11/04/16 | | lavender multi-colored pit kitty | 05/13/18 | | maniacal lime wrinkle | 05/02/16 | | blathering sepia stage place of business | 04/13/16 | | twisted quadroon kitty cat | 04/13/16 | | Disturbing Purple Fanboi Business Firm | 04/14/16 | | razzle hideous range | 04/29/16 | | bipolar center | 04/13/16 | | salmon cracking hissy fit | 04/14/16 | | razzle hideous range | 04/14/16 | | Bat shit crazy passionate generalized bond personal credit line | 04/14/16 | | sable volcanic crater brunch | 05/18/16 | | Fragrant flirting gas station lettuce | 04/15/16 | | Copper cruise ship masturbator | 04/15/16 | | razzle hideous range | 04/15/16 | | Concupiscible Public Bath Love Of Her Life | 04/15/16 | | Low-t goyim native | 04/21/16 | | blathering sepia stage place of business | 04/26/16 | | nofapping indirect expression elastic band | 05/15/16 | | Soul-stirring jade ratface | 05/16/16 | | floppy pistol | 05/16/16 | | floppy pistol | 05/18/16 | | Bateful Ruby School Cafeteria | 06/20/16 | | bearded office | 07/30/16 | | overrated aromatic school codepig | 07/30/16 | | Heady National | 08/01/16 | | Vermilion stead partner | 10/15/16 | | Histrionic judgmental stage sex offender | 10/24/16 | | bipolar center | 10/24/16 | | Aphrodisiac Legal Warrant | 10/24/16 | | Arousing private investor giraffe | 10/24/16 | | Chestnut provocative hall main people | 11/04/16 | | Chestnut provocative hall main people | 11/04/16 | | Green Step-uncle's House Degenerate | 11/04/16 | | nofapping indirect expression elastic band | 12/15/16 | | laughsome deranged stag film | 12/15/16 | | diverse regret | 12/15/16 | | Heady National | 12/16/16 | | Heady National | 12/18/16 | | nofapping indirect expression elastic band | 02/19/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 02/21/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 03/04/17 | | poppy background story heaven | 04/29/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 04/29/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 07/17/17 | | Disturbing Purple Fanboi Business Firm | 07/17/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 07/17/17 | | Disturbing Purple Fanboi Business Firm | 07/17/17 | | big-titted blue dilemma famous landscape painting | 09/14/17 | | Talented gay son of senegal | 06/19/18 | | curious area mental disorder | 02/18/20 | | misanthropic abode alpha | 02/18/20 | | maize theater stage | 02/18/20 | | Transparent resort filthpig | 08/21/20 | | misanthropic abode alpha | 08/21/20 | | white razzmatazz factory reset button | 12/13/21 | | Amethyst orchestra pit macaca | 11/24/23 | | Green Step-uncle's House Degenerate | 12/08/25 | | Vibrant Seedy Toilet Seat Home | 03/04/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 03/31/17 | | laughsome deranged stag film | 04/26/17 | | laughsome deranged stag film | 04/26/17 | | maniacal lime wrinkle | 04/26/17 | | Orange temple trump supporter | 05/07/17 | | very tactful marvelous site | 10/23/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 10/23/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 10/23/17 | | very tactful marvelous site | 10/23/17 | | Spruce associate genital piercing | 05/07/17 | | narrow-minded duck-like digit ratio bawdyhouse | 07/17/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 05/26/17 | | Nudist weed whacker | 08/30/17 | | Nudist weed whacker | 09/01/17 | | geriatric internet-worthy nursing home | 09/01/17 | | territorial nibblets | 09/14/17 | | indigo church athletic conference | 10/23/17 | | Cruel-hearted light rigor principal's office | 10/23/17 | | sienna messiness den | 10/23/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 12/01/17 | | territorial nibblets | 12/05/17 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 12/10/17 | | Copper cruise ship masturbator | 12/10/17 | | domesticated bonkers tanning salon | 12/20/17 | | bipolar center | 01/01/18 | | Angry Impertinent Hospital Pozpig | 02/23/18 | | territorial nibblets | 04/25/18 | | overrated aromatic school codepig | 05/02/18 | | Out-of-control party of the first part skinny woman | 05/13/18 | | Angry Impertinent Hospital Pozpig | 05/13/18 | | Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke | 07/18/18 | | Motley jet-lagged church building water buffalo | 11/06/18 | | narrow-minded duck-like digit ratio bawdyhouse | 01/21/21 | | territorial nibblets | 03/07/21 | | very tactful marvelous site | 09/26/22 | | Angry Impertinent Hospital Pozpig | 12/01/24 | | .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,., | 07/10/26 | | slate mediation | 03/11/19 | | laughsome deranged stag film | 06/04/19 | | slate mediation | 08/05/19 | | blathering sepia stage place of business | 12/25/19 | | Out-of-control party of the first part skinny woman | 01/14/20 | | misanthropic abode alpha | 02/18/20 | | maize theater stage | 02/18/20 | | Startled Cobalt Lay | 09/26/22 | | indigo church athletic conference | 03/09/23 | | Lake organic girlfriend candlestick maker | 04/20/23 | | Histrionic judgmental stage sex offender | 05/11/24 | | Heady National | 05/11/24 | | spectacular fiercely-loyal tank | 10/24/24 | | Beta internal respiration | 10/24/24 | | Appetizing address keepsake machete | 12/01/24 | | Histrionic judgmental stage sex offender | 11/27/24 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM Author: Heady National
Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.
Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.
Later boys and girls.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#30254769) |
Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM Author: Apoplectic corner immigrant
180
And fuck Roberto
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#30255226) |
Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM Author: galvanic house feces
This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#30255377)
|
Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM Author: Apoplectic corner immigrant
lol at this detail:
fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#30255545) |
Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: Burgundy hairraiser field
now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.
now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.
so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.
roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.
make america great again. (180)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#30255767) |
 |
Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM Author: Burgundy hairraiser field
i'm just calling it like it is.
old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.
new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#30260167) |
Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM Author: Stubborn Reading Party Parlour
A billion
Thank you for this!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#30259786) |
Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM Author: Contagious Deep Kitchen Yarmulke
(Reposted)
It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.
These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.
James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.
One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.
Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."
Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.
One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"
Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"
The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."
James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#32666915) |
Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Motley jet-lagged church building water buffalo
(Reposted)
It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.
These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.
James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.
One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.
Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."
Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.
One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"
Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"
The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."
James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#37168407) |
 |
Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,
i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#49992241) |
Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM Author: Beta internal respiration
My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot
I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2,5#48234121) |
|
|