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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: fuchsia macaca I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Misanthropic hilarious corn cake place of business get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: stirring windowlicker You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: bateful free-loading ceo hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: fuchsia macaca What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: bateful free-loading ceo Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: fuchsia macaca I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: bateful free-loading ceo Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter school cafeteria lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: scarlet plaza queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Lake beta trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: vibrant mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: glittery library dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: stirring windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: tripping plum den cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: stirring windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: stirring windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle jet menage idiot FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: stirring windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: brilliant nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: zippy step-uncle's house crotch first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: lemon aromatic coffee pot school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: garnet alpha did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Razzle Sick Home Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: garnet alpha no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: Domesticated Puppy This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Yapping rambunctious indian lodge keepsake machete going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: henna newt Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31228144) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: brilliant nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: Massive masturbator http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: garnet alpha how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: brilliant nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: garnet alpha oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: Yapping rambunctious indian lodge keepsake machete Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: zippy step-uncle's house crotch Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: lemon aromatic coffee pot school also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: zippy step-uncle's house crotch ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Massive masturbator lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: irate big athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: irate big athletic conference he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: beady-eyed people who are hurt link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Boyish university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: fuchsia macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Sickened pontificating personal credit line LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: pearl indirect expression gaping Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: stirring windowlicker Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: tantric flatulent box office Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle jet menage idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: stirring windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457533) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: stirring windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: greedy talented electric furnace telephone (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: zippy step-uncle's house crotch this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: zippy step-uncle's house crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#37531969) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: fuchsia macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: stirring windowlicker Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: fuchsia macaca Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#43645189) |
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