Hypo: You're stranded at sea in a lifeboat with 4 women in pussy hats
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Date: October 9th, 2018 7:24 PM Author: Crusty Rehab Gaping
You're long out of food and it's come time to decide who on the boat must be killed and eaten.
"I guess we'll have to draw straws," you say. "That's the only fair way. Right?"
You look at the ladies as they all exchange knowing eye contact.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4102281&forum_id=2,5#36993514) |
Date: October 12th, 2018 9:05 PM Author: aqua range yarmulke
I have already impregnated all of them and they are thick with child. I use their political commitments against them, and argue that we must celebrate their right to bodily autonomy. Once a week for the next month, we crack open a woman’s belly and feast on the life giving gestating tissue. Then we sew her up with fishing line and hooks from the life raft survival kit (don’t worry—we rationed the matches so each hook is sterile).
Years later, when confiding the darkest details of the story to their therapists, the women all say the same thing: The meal they ate when their womb was harvested was the most satisfying they ever had.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4102281&forum_id=2,5#37011459) |
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