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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
cerise adventurous tanning salon
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
180 mildly autistic hall keepsake machete
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
cerise adventurous tanning salon
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
dun den organic girlfriend
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
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  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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fragrant useless police squad reading party
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
cerise adventurous tanning salon
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
pink vivacious mother alpha
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
cerise adventurous tanning salon
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Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
pink vivacious mother alpha
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Cocky Blood Rage
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
spectacular ruby gas station
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Height?
razzle-dazzle snowy library roommate
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
cerise adventurous tanning salon
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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cerise adventurous tanning salon
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
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  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Nighttime fishy headpube
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
supple death wish
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
dun den organic girlfriend
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Passionate pozpig
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic hall keepsake machete

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: dun den organic girlfriend

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Salmon bipolar messiness

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant burgundy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: dun den organic girlfriend

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling primrose resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Orange submissive mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Violent talented regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: lascivious blue background story masturbator

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: pink vivacious mother alpha

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant useless police squad reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: pink vivacious mother alpha

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: pink vivacious mother alpha

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Cocky Blood Rage

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: spectacular ruby gas station

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle snowy library roommate

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: underhanded space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: dark unhinged jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: flushed sick international law enforcement agency

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Anal internal respiration principal's office

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: hairraiser clown karate

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Passionate pozpig

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Hairless Concupiscible Immigrant

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Nighttime fishy headpube

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: supple death wish

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: dun den organic girlfriend

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: drunken wild boltzmann

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Passionate pozpig

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Deep Ultramarine Plaza

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: dun den organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Angry Emerald Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Avocado very tactful church building main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: pearl mentally impaired heaven

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: cerise adventurous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114491)