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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
racy boistinker location
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Shaky degenerate area
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Comical Whorehouse
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Garnet hell
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
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  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
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If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
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  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Shaky degenerate area
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
racy boistinker location
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
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Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
underhanded aquamarine halford main people
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
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NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
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cr. forgot about them
racy boistinker location
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OP said US sports teams
Gold Useless Chapel Rigor
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by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
racy boistinker location
  08/29/25
no
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Eat shit
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
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nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Lime Supple Wagecucks University
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
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any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Lime Supple Wagecucks University
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Silver passionate filthpig
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
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Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
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you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
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Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Comical Whorehouse
  08/28/25
wow
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  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
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180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
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I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
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The Cleveland Commoduses
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The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
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But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: racy boistinker location

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Shaky degenerate area

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Comical Whorehouse

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Garnet hell

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: frozen pearl giraffe scourge upon the earth

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Bateful french menage legal warrant

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Canary tank garrison

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Shaky degenerate area

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: racy boistinker location

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Contagious sooty public bath place of business

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: underhanded aquamarine halford main people

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: racy boistinker location

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant brass house selfie

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: racy boistinker location

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Gold Useless Chapel Rigor

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: racy boistinker location

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Gold Useless Chapel Rigor

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Umber mind-boggling church building

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Gold Useless Chapel Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Umber mind-boggling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: vivacious emerald famous landscape painting theatre

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Lime Supple Wagecucks University

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Sapphire Vigorous Center

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Lime Supple Wagecucks University

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Silver passionate filthpig

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Cream alcoholic mother shrine

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Comical Whorehouse

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: racy boistinker location

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Comical Whorehouse

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Bateful french menage legal warrant

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Lemon galvanic resort national security agency

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: gay stead laser beams

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: racy boistinker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: racy boistinker location

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: motley medicated mad cow disease

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: boyish chad

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,5#50102080)