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Tech layoff apocalypse continues as Oracle fires 30,000 employees
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Fluffy Feces White collar is going away boys https://x.com/firstsquawk/status/2039016377961615655 |
Date: March 31st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Splenetic stain macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49783276) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: swashbuckling shitlib didn't they announce this awhile ago? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49783277) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Angry therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49783335) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:11 PM Author: laughsome chestnut business firm not officially. there were RUMORS of somewhere between 15K and 30K being shitcanned at some point in the next few months. but it turned out to be the full 30K, and later in the same month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784336) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:18 PM Author: metal voyeur quadroon In some ways, this is actually a step up from hiring in house counsel for $97k/year, which they were doing just a year ago: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680499&mc=37&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49783293) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Bright Useless Brakes Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784579) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Transparent base have to pay for jewish control of paramount and cbs somehow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49783296) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:21 PM Author: Racy ticket booth we overhired during post-covid years and need to reduce spending so we can build more unprofitable AI shit.
oops, i mean we're so much more efficient with far fewer staff thanks to AI. sorry i accidentally told the truth earlier. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Beady-eyed menage I think Elon is right and we're gonna have UBI very soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784350) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Aquamarine temple "That shit already free nigga" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784362) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:33 PM Author: lake goyim wrinkle Nobody has actually thought through what that means. The concept of a consumer economy falls apart if there's not people making different amounts of $$$ and everything else that results from different life outcomes. I like staying at Four Seasons and flying first class because I work a lot and can afford to. I like buying fancy organic shit that costs 5x what normal food costs. If people like me and everyone else except for generational wealth eliTTTes all just get "UBI," then what happens? (When you ask AI, it devolves pretty quickly into "oh well we will reimagine how we spend our time and will create more art" ljl) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784407) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:48 PM Author: odious brunch organic girlfriend I sort of think all the UBI talk is just a means to keep proles from pushing back. A lot of the big ideas of the moment are just pipe dreams meant to keep general hope alive in the existing system IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784442) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:04 PM Author: nudist tantric electric furnace marketing idea I don't think it'd ever be a case of 1% working elites and 99% on UBI, more like a generously expanded welfare state covering perhaps 25% of the working-age population. But UBI would only trigger massive inflation as all employers would have to give major salary raises to keep the gap between the UBI and working populations significant enough. Which ends up defeating the purpose of UBI. In short, it ain't happening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784489) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:28 PM Author: zippy charismatic pit striped hyena also, when substantially more than 50% of the population subsists on it—including marginally productive and capable people—and economic mobility is no longer even theoretically possible and the social stigma of being on the dole is forgotten, what’s to stop the masses from voting themselves more and more of the elite’s stuff (which of course won’t work, but will spur some other crisis)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784543) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:34 PM Author: shivering glittery property regret This is basically the world in Cyberpunk 2077 and I think they're right that when you can no longer make money legitimately the "dream" becomes being some crime boss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49785104) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:26 PM Author: shivering glittery property regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49785092) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Indecent Tank there already is UBI look at percent out of workforce, SS and VA disability, overall welfare
then u have oldmos on SS and medicare
huge chunk of US adults already is basically on UBI |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:32 PM Author: shivering glittery property regret "then u have oldmos on SS and medicare"
That isn't really the same as UBI. For SS these people paid into a system and get paid out based on what they paid in. SS disability is arguably more similar but that's basically just public disability insurance funded by SS contributions.
UBI is just welfare for people that didn't necessarily work a day in their lives. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:37 PM Author: laughsome chestnut business firm we're actually going the opposite direction. medicaid is being dropped for the unemployed starting next year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784560) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:37 PM Author: soul-stirring pale telephone yes, if by ubi you mean giant slums of millions of people entirely cut off from the formal economy eating garbage and each other with a life expectancy in the 30s and drone patrols preventing unauthorized access to the private property that neatly encircles the whole hell hole yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784563) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM Author: Bright Useless Brakes Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784582) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:44 PM Author: Coiffed Abode WRONG, SHITLIB! we already have containment zones so it's definitely not AI's fault
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=24871755152503804 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:27 PM Author: shivering glittery property regret This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49785094) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:29 PM Author: shivering glittery property regret Anyone that thinks current life is dystopian has no idea how bad life will be when most people are on UBI. Keep in mind, for elites someone on UBI is basically a net loss. Their best outcome is that you die as soon as possible. You'll see new ever more addictive and deadly drugs flooding the streets, new diseases popping up (that appear weirdly genetically engineered), and of course the required vaccines for those diseases that the elites will casually avoid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49785101) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Mustard beta milk How many H1Bs have they recently hired? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784359) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM Author: High-end native It's Oracle so half their company isn't just h1b but actual Indians in India (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784364) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM Author: Aquamarine temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784367) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Indecent Tank they have like 30k jeets in india, ljl and most of their tech workers in US must be jeets to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784607) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Indecent Tank i saw some stat its like 15k in 5 years or something, u retards blame everything on jeets, pajeet lives in ur lil birdshit brains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784547) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Mustard beta milk Every H1b should be fired first before any layoff at such a scale is done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784622) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:08 PM Author: Indecent Tank realtalk: that wld literalyl destory US tech industry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784694) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:26 PM Author: bateful cyan ladyboy pocket flask my neighbor got laid off a few weeks ago from a different company. Started his own business where he checks AI code now. Hope it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784395) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM Author: Indecent Tank they still have 8 jerb openings... in India
https://careers.oracle.com/en/sites/jobsearch/jobs?location=India&locationId=300000000106947&locationLevel=country&mode=location |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM Author: Exciting masturbator such is the nature of the assignment tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851979&forum_id=2,5#49784613) |