Soccermos: backcourt violation clock and shot clock would make it less faggy
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this
- once ur team gains possession, you have Idk 20 seconds to get the ball past midfield
- once ur across midfield, you have Idk 30 seconds to take a shot
- if the goalie touches the ball and ur team gets it back, maybe that timer resets
- if a defender touches the ball and ur team gets it back right away, maybe that adds 10 seconds to ur shot clock Idk
- also some kind of bonus/double bonus equivalent whereby if you accumulate multiple clock violations, other team starts getting penalty kicks
Idk just trying to make ur sport less faggy
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:32 PM
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they are taking small steps to reduce the amount of time-wasting bullshit. but they really need to eliminate it.
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
- two balls in play at all times
- no goalies in final 10 min of each half (also clock counts down like every other sport instead of up)
- field set up with sprinklers that go off every 10 min
- fighting strongly encouraged. faking injuries is a 2 min penalty where the offender must sit in a dunce chair while fans throw shit at him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2/#49942136) |
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