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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
shimmering stain
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Fuchsia Domesticated Jap
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
shimmering stain
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
shimmering stain
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Medicated slap-happy coffee pot
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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irradiated crimson police squad area
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Carnelian boyish queen of the night den
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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effete cruise ship
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Lime Hospital
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
irradiated crimson police squad area
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Lime Hospital
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Khaki Diverse Brunch
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
shimmering stain
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Cheese-eating startled therapy place of business
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
flatulent spot jewess
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
cobalt multi-colored site mother
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
shimmering stain
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
peach tank
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Ultramarine fragrant ladyboy
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
shimmering stain
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
cobalt multi-colored site mother
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Carnelian boyish queen of the night den
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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shimmering stain
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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shimmering stain
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
shimmering stain
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Bright rambunctious organic girlfriend
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
shimmering stain
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lol
Medicated slap-happy coffee pot
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Exciting Box Office
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
shimmering stain
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
shimmering stain
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
shimmering stain
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
shimmering stain
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
peach tank
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
irradiated crimson police squad area
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Hilarious University
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
exhilarant disrespectful theater philosopher-king
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
VoteRepublican
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: shimmering stain

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia Domesticated Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: shimmering stain

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Medicated slap-happy coffee pot

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: irradiated crimson police squad area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Contagious keepsake machete parlour

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Lime Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: arousing cruel-hearted address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: cobalt multi-colored site mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Silver razzle-dazzle dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: peach tank

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Carnelian boyish queen of the night den

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Lime Hospital

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: effete cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Lime Hospital

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: irradiated crimson police squad area

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Lime Hospital

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Khaki Diverse Brunch

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: shimmering stain

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating startled therapy place of business

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: flatulent spot jewess

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: cobalt multi-colored site mother

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: peach tank

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine fragrant ladyboy

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: shimmering stain

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: cobalt multi-colored site mother

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Carnelian boyish queen of the night den

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Medicated slap-happy coffee pot

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: shimmering stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Exciting Box Office

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: shimmering stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic reading party associate

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: irradiated crimson police squad area

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Fishy bat shit crazy double fault mood

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Bright rambunctious organic girlfriend

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: trip metal senate wagecucks

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Bright rambunctious organic girlfriend

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: trip metal senate wagecucks

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Opaque histrionic crackhouse

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Bright rambunctious organic girlfriend

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: costumed tattoo hominid

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: shimmering stain

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Medicated slap-happy coffee pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Exciting Box Office

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Vivacious bisexual new version pit

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Vivacious bisexual new version pit

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: shimmering stain

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Vivacious bisexual new version pit

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Overrated people who are hurt set

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: shimmering stain

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: shimmering stain

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: shimmering stain

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: zippy cuckoldry

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: shimmering stain

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Vivacious bisexual new version pit

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Chocolate market

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Milky excitant international law enforcement agency

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: deep stock car

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: shimmering stain

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: peach tank

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: irradiated crimson police squad area

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Hilarious University

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: exhilarant disrespectful theater philosopher-king

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068093)