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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
hideous diverse stead selfie
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
overrated sienna international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
adventurous insecure den
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
jade lodge
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Ulysses
electric voyeur
  08/27/26
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
electric voyeur
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Apoplectic Meetinghouse
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Black embarrassed to the bone main people marketing idea
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Black embarrassed to the bone main people marketing idea
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
electric voyeur
  08/27/26
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
...
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
edit ❌
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Dickens
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
anna karenina
jade lodge
  08/27/26
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
wtf
Black embarrassed to the bone main people marketing idea
  08/27/26
Catch 22
electric voyeur
  08/27/26
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Walnut persian church
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Orwell
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
...
Marvelous location love of her life
  08/27/26
...
high-end faggot firefighter chad
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Apoplectic Meetinghouse
  08/28/26
...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
I really can't
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Triste!
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Walnut persian church
  08/27/26
don't know :(
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Walnut persian church
  08/27/26
oh good one
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Marvelous location love of her life
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Excitant Mediation
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Flatulent sex offender
  08/27/26
No.
Excitant Mediation
  08/27/26
Dracula
dark toilet seat quadroon
  08/28/26
Im gay
Cheese-eating alpha
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
cracking pink native deer antler
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
high-end faggot firefighter chad
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Bonkers Blue Brethren Factory Reset Button
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
judgmental chestnut multi-billionaire orchestra pit
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
cracking pink native deer antler
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
at-the-ready institution
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Flatulent sex offender
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
at-the-ready institution
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
Carmine boistinker cuckold
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Black embarrassed to the bone main people marketing idea
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
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  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: hideous diverse stead selfie

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: overrated sienna international law enforcement agency sanctuary

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: adventurous insecure den

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: jade lodge

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: electric voyeur

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: electric voyeur

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic Meetinghouse

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Black embarrassed to the bone main people marketing idea

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Black embarrassed to the bone main people marketing idea

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: electric voyeur

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: jade lodge

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Black embarrassed to the bone main people marketing idea

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: electric voyeur

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Walnut persian church

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Marvelous location love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: high-end faggot firefighter chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic Meetinghouse

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Walnut persian church

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Walnut persian church

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Marvelous location love of her life

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Excitant Mediation

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Excitant Mediation

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: dark toilet seat quadroon

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Cheese-eating alpha

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: cracking pink native deer antler

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: high-end faggot firefighter chad

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Bonkers Blue Brethren Factory Reset Button

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: judgmental chestnut multi-billionaire orchestra pit

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: cracking pink native deer antler

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready institution

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: at-the-ready institution

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Carmine boistinker cuckold

I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Black embarrassed to the bone main people marketing idea

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/#50147796)