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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Cracking senate
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Cracking senate
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Cracking senate
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
swashbuckling pink address pozpig
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Cracking senate
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Mint Underhanded Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Cruel-hearted Crackhouse Striped Hyena
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
orange black woman
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Cerise self-centered legal warrant church
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Stirring Old Irish Cottage
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self-absorbed menage
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Stirring Old Irish Cottage
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Mint Underhanded Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Stirring Old Irish Cottage
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
insecure mad cow disease
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Cracking senate
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
lascivious stage reading party
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
titillating onyx lodge macaca
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
chocolate hunting ground
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Cracking senate
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
orange black woman
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
sapphire shrine shitlib
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Cracking senate
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
chocolate hunting ground
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Cerise self-centered legal warrant church
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Cracking senate
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Cracking senate
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Cracking senate
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Mint Underhanded Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Dashing masturbator
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
olive box office people who are hurt
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Amazing 🐶
Dashing masturbator
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Vivacious gas station
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
olive box office people who are hurt
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
pearl hairy legs piazza
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Cracking senate
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lol
swashbuckling pink address pozpig
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Offensive principal's office
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
soul-stirring judgmental ape
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Cracking senate
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
soul-stirring judgmental ape
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Link?
Cracking senate
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
soul-stirring judgmental ape
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
iridescent harsh parlor
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Cracking senate
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Cracking senate
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Cracking senate
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Disgusting cerebral parlour indirect expression
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They have a pretty sick IG
Cracking senate
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
soul-stirring judgmental ape
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
appetizing jap national security agency
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Killself seems appropriate
Beady-eyed den rigor
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Mind-boggling new version
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Cracking senate
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AI
orange black woman
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Mint Underhanded Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Bateful Travel Guidebook Candlestick Maker
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
180 flushed international law enforcement agency
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Cracking senate
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
olive box office people who are hurt
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
flatulent ultramarine idiot
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Cracking senate

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Heady Wine Forum Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Cracking senate

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling pink address pozpig

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Mint Underhanded Plaza Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Crackhouse Striped Hyena

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Stirring Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: chartreuse charismatic juggernaut internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: chocolate hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Charcoal Idiotic Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: orange black woman

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cerise self-centered legal warrant church

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Stirring Old Irish Cottage

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring Old Irish Cottage

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Mint Underhanded Plaza Sweet Tailpipe

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Stirring Old Irish Cottage

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: insecure mad cow disease

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Cracking senate

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious stage reading party

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: titillating onyx lodge macaca

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: chocolate hunting ground

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: orange black woman

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: sapphire shrine shitlib

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Cracking senate

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: chocolate hunting ground

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Cerise self-centered legal warrant church

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling pink address pozpig

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Cracking senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Offensive principal's office

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Cracking senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: cream home

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Mint Underhanded Plaza Sweet Tailpipe

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Seedy rehab liquid oxygen

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: olive box office people who are hurt

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Dashing masturbator

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: olive box office people who are hurt

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Dashing masturbator

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Vivacious gas station

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: olive box office people who are hurt

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: pearl hairy legs piazza

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Cracking senate

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling pink address pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Offensive principal's office

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring judgmental ape

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring judgmental ape

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Cracking senate

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring judgmental ape

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: iridescent harsh parlor

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Cracking senate

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Cracking senate

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Cracking senate

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Disgusting cerebral parlour indirect expression

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cracking senate

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring judgmental ape

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: appetizing jap national security agency

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den rigor

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling new version

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: orange black woman

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Mint Underhanded Plaza Sweet Tailpipe

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Bateful Travel Guidebook Candlestick Maker

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: 180 flushed international law enforcement agency

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Cracking senate

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: olive box office people who are hurt

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent ultramarine idiot

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068093)