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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
sadistic big temple persian
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superior anglo culture
Startling area
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Startling area
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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sadistic big temple persian
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
sadistic big temple persian
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
wonderful boiling water
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Slate passionate kitty
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Self-centered theatre hominid
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
fighting bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
titillating azn
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
fighting bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Maize aromatic son of senegal trust fund
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
sadistic big temple persian
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Outnumbered sanctuary
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
sadistic big temple persian
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
sadistic big temple persian
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
Chestnut nursing home
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
sadistic big temple persian
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lol
wonderful boiling water
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Water Buffalo
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
sadistic big temple persian
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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sadistic big temple persian
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
sadistic big temple persian
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
sadistic big temple persian
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Filthy station
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
sadistic big temple persian
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Misunderstood Exciting New Version
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They have a pretty sick IG
sadistic big temple persian
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
mauve double fault selfie
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Spectacular Legal Warrant
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
titillating azn
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Filthy station
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
obsidian headpube therapy
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
sadistic big temple persian
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
emerald 180 lay
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Startling area

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Startling area

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Startling area

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Startling area

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Startling area

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Startling area

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Startling area

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Startling area

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Startling area

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Startling area

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Startling area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50066358)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077489)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50090421)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50090580)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50114175)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50114176)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50114177)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Startling area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49963546)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49972832)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49938223)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945345)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49954304)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904544)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904624)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49905354)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49913982)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Startling area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Startling area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: wonderful boiling water

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: titillating azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Violent elastic band office

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: fighting bawdyhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: jade senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Chestnut nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: flirting flushed brunch deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: glittery cowardly casino faggotry

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Slate passionate kitty

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: fighting bawdyhouse cuckoldry

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Self-centered theatre hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: fighting bawdyhouse cuckoldry

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: titillating azn

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: fighting bawdyhouse cuckoldry

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Maize aromatic son of senegal trust fund

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling business firm antidepressant drug

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered sanctuary

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Chestnut nursing home

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: glittery cowardly casino faggotry

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Bronze Police Squad Parlour

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Chestnut nursing home

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Slate passionate kitty

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: wonderful boiling water

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Water Buffalo

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Adventurous bonkers locale wrinkle

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: titillating azn

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard point

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: emerald 180 lay

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Pink principal's office

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: emerald 180 lay

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Pink principal's office

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Cracking weed whacker

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: emerald 180 lay

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: talking rusted church becky

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: wonderful boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Laughsome Bat Shit Crazy Water Buffalo

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: mauve double fault selfie

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: mauve double fault selfie

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: mauve double fault selfie

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Transparent background story crackhouse

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Filthy station

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood Exciting New Version

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: mauve double fault selfie

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Bipolar masturbator quadroon

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Razzle Dark Whorehouse

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Spectacular Legal Warrant

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: glittery cowardly casino faggotry

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: titillating azn

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Crusty razzmatazz location

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Filthy station

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: obsidian headpube therapy

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: sadistic big temple persian

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: emerald 180 lay

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: magenta floppy rehab

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/#50068093)