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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Scarlet wrinkle fortuitous meteor

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: canary bateful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Bright Multi-billionaire

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Dashing step-uncle's house pervert

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: obsidian passionate sandwich

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: trip crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: obsidian passionate sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling frum market puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Onyx boyish national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: snowy ratface gaming laptop

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: snowy ratface gaming laptop

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: contagious doobsian hospital trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: spectacular free-loading trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Hateful elite school cafeteria

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: marvelous parlor

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Light point

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: orange travel guidebook

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: marvelous parlor

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: ultramarine excitant space coffee pot

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: canary bateful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: drunken university weed whacker

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: ultramarine excitant space coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ultramarine excitant space coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Supple dilemma fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Idiotic son of senegal

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Idiotic son of senegal

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Idiotic son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Idiotic son of senegal

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Lascivious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: snowy ratface gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: cerebral faggotry voyeur

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: cerebral faggotry voyeur

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: cerebral faggotry voyeur

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: wild irate internal respiration

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Glittery tripping locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2/#49924038)