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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
jet feces
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Trip umber coffee pot
  01/05/14
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ruby piazza
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
jet feces
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
jet feces
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
jet feces
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
jet feces
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Swashbuckling haunting bawdyhouse
  06/25/12
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canary razzmatazz brunch
  06/25/12
Jesus
Hideous chestnut elastic band
  06/25/12
literally rofling
garnet heady death wish business firm
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Up-to-no-good cumskin genital piercing
  08/02/12
crying
Jade talented background story
  08/29/12
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Cowardly range hairy legs
  02/22/13
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slippery kitchen
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Multi-colored glassy new version
  03/19/14
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bull headed cuckold institution
  06/27/14
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Red Cocky Step-uncle's House
  06/27/14
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Comical sooty turdskin
  09/14/17
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Laughsome National Security Agency Half-breed
  07/20/18
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Laughsome National Security Agency Half-breed
  02/09/19
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French Sanctuary
  07/11/19
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disrespectful windowlicker resort
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
peach useless brakes
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
jet feces
  06/25/12
cop
canary razzmatazz brunch
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
canary razzmatazz brunch
  06/25/12
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Swashbuckling haunting bawdyhouse
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Fragrant senate persian
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
  08/02/12
...
soggy cerebral messiness foreskin
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Burgundy stimulating rigor telephone
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
nubile thriller meetinghouse corn cake
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
canary razzmatazz brunch
  06/25/12
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Vermilion school cafeteria love of her life
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
canary razzmatazz brunch
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
stirring university
  08/21/13
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jet feces
  06/25/12
...
lascivious karate church building
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
topaz sinister casino
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soggy cerebral messiness foreskin
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Aqua shrine fat ankles
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
jet feces
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Dark plaza
  06/25/12
...
jet feces
  06/26/12
...
soggy cerebral messiness foreskin
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
fuchsia mediation
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
jet feces
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
dead center circlehead
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Pale lay
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
jet feces
  08/02/12
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jet feces
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Up-to-no-good cumskin genital piercing
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
  08/02/12
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Bright Racy Pistol Tattoo
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
jet feces
  08/02/12
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rebellious skinny woman
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Pale lay
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
jet feces
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
  08/06/12
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Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
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Bright Racy Pistol Tattoo
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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Bright Racy Pistol Tattoo
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
jet feces
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
slippery kitchen
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Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
  02/22/13
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soggy cerebral messiness foreskin
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
slippery kitchen
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
stirring university
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
slippery kitchen
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
bull headed cuckold institution
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
stirring university
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
buck-toothed chad
  08/21/13
180
soggy cerebral messiness foreskin
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
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concupiscible theater
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
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crawly exhilarant abode mother
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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crawly exhilarant abode mother
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Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part
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crawly exhilarant abode mother
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dashing potus
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fuchsia mediation
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Clear Deep Station Stock Car
  01/29/18
where did he go
Primrose Ticket Booth
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fuchsia mediation
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Titillating jew puppy
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: jet feces

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Trip umber coffee pot

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: ruby piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: jet feces

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: jet feces

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: jet feces

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: jet feces

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting bawdyhouse

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: canary razzmatazz brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Hideous chestnut elastic band

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: garnet heady death wish business firm

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cumskin genital piercing

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Jade talented background story

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Cowardly range hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: slippery kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored glassy new version

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: bull headed cuckold institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Red Cocky Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Comical sooty turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Laughsome National Security Agency Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Laughsome National Security Agency Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: French Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: disrespectful windowlicker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: peach useless brakes

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: jet feces

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: canary razzmatazz brunch

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: canary razzmatazz brunch

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Fragrant senate persian

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: soggy cerebral messiness foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Burgundy stimulating rigor telephone

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: nubile thriller meetinghouse corn cake

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: canary razzmatazz brunch

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Vermilion school cafeteria love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: canary razzmatazz brunch

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: stirring university

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: jet feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: lascivious karate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: topaz sinister casino

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: soggy cerebral messiness foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Aqua shrine fat ankles

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: jet feces

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Dark plaza

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: jet feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: soggy cerebral messiness foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: fuchsia mediation

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: jet feces

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: dead center circlehead

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Pale lay

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: jet feces

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: jet feces



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cumskin genital piercing

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Bright Racy Pistol Tattoo



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: jet feces

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: rebellious skinny woman



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Pale lay

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: jet feces

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: cordovan appetizing office

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Bright Racy Pistol Tattoo



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: bonkers maroon preventive strike organic girlfriend

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Bright Racy Pistol Tattoo



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: jet feces

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: slippery kitchen

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: soggy cerebral messiness foreskin



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: slippery kitchen

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: stirring university

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: slippery kitchen

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: bull headed cuckold institution

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: stirring university

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed chad

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: soggy cerebral messiness foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: soggy cerebral messiness foreskin

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: soggy cerebral messiness foreskin



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: soggy cerebral messiness foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: hairraiser gunner



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: spectacular mental disorder native

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: bull headed cuckold institution



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: curious blood rage therapy



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: mauve hyperventilating ape stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: mauve hyperventilating ape stage

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: concupiscible theater



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Passionate dull striped hyena orchestra pit

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: crawly exhilarant abode mother



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Emerald Mad-dog Skullcap Liquid Oxygen

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Pungent Learning Disabled Field



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Harsh Gaped Library Candlestick Maker



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: crimson athletic conference halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: aquamarine theater stage

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Claret Degenerate

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: crawly exhilarant abode mother



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Translucent bateful really tough guy party of the first part



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: crawly exhilarant abode mother



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Clear Deep Station Stock Car

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Primrose Ticket Booth

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Exciting cheese-eating associate



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: fuchsia mediation



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: awkward maniacal chapel

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: wonderful ebony tanning salon



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: free-loading onyx temple faggot firefighter



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/#49964828)