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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
impertinent incel
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
impertinent incel
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
impertinent incel
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
impertinent incel
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
impertinent incel
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
glittery doobsian area
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
k
glittery doobsian area
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Holy shit not flame?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
slimy sweet tailpipe
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Ebony Fear-inspiring Site
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Marvelous Green School
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Marvelous Green School
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
180
Marvelous Green School
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
impertinent incel
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
vigorous burgundy hospital
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
impertinent incel
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Steal them back.
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We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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of course
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: impertinent incel

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: impertinent incel

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: impertinent incel

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: impertinent incel

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: impertinent incel

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: glittery doobsian area

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: glittery doobsian area

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: cracking tank potus

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Cream people who are hurt

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Primrose razzmatazz stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: turquoise passionate trust fund



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Odious shimmering community account pocket flask

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Cream people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: cerebral violet son of senegal scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: crawly mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sex offender

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: slimy sweet tailpipe

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Ebony Fear-inspiring Site

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Green School

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Green School

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Green School

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: impertinent incel

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: impertinent incel

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: impertinent incel

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: impertinent incel

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Talking Liquid Oxygen Plaza



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Primrose razzmatazz stead

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bistre garrison becky



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Angry toaster office

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: gay mewling round eye

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Green School

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: aromatic forum



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling coffee pot associate



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Cream people who are hurt



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Pearl Cuckoldry National



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: emerald alpha

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: useless dead filthpig main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Light Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: garnet talented immigrant coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: laughsome parlour

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring misunderstood locale jew

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Big Place Of Business

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Big Place Of Business

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: twinkling rigor

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring misunderstood locale jew

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: glittery doobsian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: anal stage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: useless dead filthpig main people

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Green School

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Angry toaster office

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Cream people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Federal bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Federal bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Cream people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: garnet talented immigrant coldplay fan

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: slimy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: cerebral violet son of senegal scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Aggressive Amber University

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: diverse gas station

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: diverse gas station

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: diverse gas station

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: diverse gas station

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Brilliant titillating whorehouse

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: diverse gas station

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: diverse gas station

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: diverse gas station

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Brilliant titillating whorehouse

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good bronze spot double fault

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Resort Travel Guidebook

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: diverse gas station

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: diverse gas station

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: diverse gas station

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Ebony Fear-inspiring Site

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Ebony Fear-inspiring Site

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: exciting big-titted telephone really tough guy

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: exciting big-titted telephone really tough guy

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: diverse gas station

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged low-t pit keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Underhanded nursing home

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: crystalline stimulating meetinghouse

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: vivacious sooty station background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: outnumbered corn cake abode

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: mint theater

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Bossy kitty cat mad cow disease

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: charcoal sadistic multi-billionaire

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Primrose razzmatazz stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: arrogant blathering church building police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: vivacious sooty station background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: spectacular market blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Angry toaster office

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: vigorous burgundy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged low-t pit keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#50002879)