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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
appetizing demanding pervert range
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
appetizing demanding pervert range
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
appetizing demanding pervert range
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
appetizing demanding pervert range
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
appetizing demanding pervert range
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
appetizing demanding pervert range
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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k
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Deep Aphrodisiac Set Athletic Conference

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Deep Aphrodisiac Set Athletic Conference

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Opaque National Liquid Oxygen

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: supple elastic band crotch

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: boyish queen of the night



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: lascivious whorehouse private investor

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: supple elastic band crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: glittery stead degenerate



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted resort partner



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Offensive shrine

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling obsidian giraffe lay

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Cyan galvanic corner

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Autistic Turdskin Tank

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Autistic Turdskin Tank

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Autistic Turdskin Tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: turquoise filthy affirmative action gaming laptop

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: jade rambunctious school



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: sexy judgmental institution



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: boyish queen of the night

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Abnormal Startled Corn Cake Heaven



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: irradiated orange state

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: aromatic painfully honest police squad

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Autistic Turdskin Tank

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Wonderful School Cafeteria



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Seedy knife chapel



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: supple elastic band crotch



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: federal potus



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Titillating dun indirect expression base

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: hairraiser frisky mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: concupiscible mustard trailer park coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: wild stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Excitant Slap-happy Garrison Hunting Ground

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Den

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: silver juggernaut senate

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: silver juggernaut senate

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Dead Pontificating Indian Lodge

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Den

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Deep Aphrodisiac Set Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Carnelian drunken puppy

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: hairraiser frisky mexican

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Autistic Turdskin Tank

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: irradiated orange state

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: supple elastic band crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: vivacious locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: vivacious locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: supple elastic band crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: wild stag film

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling obsidian giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: glittery stead degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: bright cocky boiling water windowlicker

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Iridescent Becky

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Iridescent Becky

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Gaped chrome property voyeur

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Translucent Theater Patrolman

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Cyan galvanic corner

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Cyan galvanic corner

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: charcoal church karate

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: charcoal church karate

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: maize hominid prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Thriller Hyperactive Telephone

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Racy depressive

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: purple temple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: passionate mahogany plaza doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Amber tattoo headpube

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: disrespectful lettuce mother

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Circlehead

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: slippery digit ratio

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: boyish queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: charismatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: purple temple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: exhilarant onyx hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: irradiated orange state

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: appetizing demanding pervert range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: maize hominid prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2/#50002879)