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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws elimi...
seedy candlestick maker
  08/20/12
Where are the Somali gangs?
Scarlet spectacular stock car garrison
  08/20/12
Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
Magenta nursing home
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
Cyan vibrant hairy legs pervert
  08/21/12
how far is your car parked from your office
Cyan vibrant hairy legs pervert
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nude redditor
  07/13/26
(it is 1887)
federal topaz base
  08/20/12
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Angry bespoke boistinker pit
  04/16/15
lmfao moar
Odious french chef useless brakes
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Floppy umber church building faggot firefighter
  08/20/12
wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
trip overrated temple windowlicker
  08/20/12
11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.
Aromatic Cumskin
  08/20/12
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idiotic stage
  12/15/12
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Histrionic gunner
  09/07/22
this was me
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/13/26
Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical compan...
curious misanthropic toilet seat crotch
  08/20/12
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Glittery sinister meetinghouse
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Disturbing Titillating Lettuce Generalized Bond
  08/21/12
this is actually insightful
disrespectful step-uncle's house
  10/12/12
9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to...
naked old irish cottage native
  08/20/12
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Pontificating Market
  08/20/12
3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial comp...
seedy candlestick maker
  08/20/12
180^180
Odious french chef useless brakes
  08/20/12
yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to ...
Pontificating Market
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Walnut Pistol Azn
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  09/07/22
"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
Odious french chef useless brakes
  08/20/12
The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and so...
Aromatic Cumskin
  08/20/12
180 180
gaped shaky area associate
  08/21/12
Holy fuck 180
opaque heady legend gas station
  08/21/12
I lolled heartily, good sir.
Magenta nursing home
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violent university
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Azure sweet tailpipe
  09/06/12
lol
Motley wagecucks dysfunction
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gaped shaky area associate
  10/12/12
This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.
Magenta nursing home
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lime vivacious boiling water
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coral stubborn shrine
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Arousing Hominid
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Startled wrinkle
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Mind-boggling duck-like roast beef messiness
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Startled wrinkle
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peach electric brunch reading party
  05/02/19
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Cyan vibrant hairy legs pervert
  08/20/12
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seedy candlestick maker
  08/20/12
11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subseque...
Lascivious free-loading set
  08/20/12
An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarc...
Cyan vibrant hairy legs pervert
  08/20/12
"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes ...
Aromatic Cumskin
  08/20/12
Shh you're being too realistic
Scarlet spectacular stock car garrison
  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
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seedy candlestick maker
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Odious french chef useless brakes
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seedy candlestick maker
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Odious french chef useless brakes
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seedy candlestick maker
  08/21/12
def credited lifestyle.
gaped shaky area associate
  08/21/12
MOAR
Poppy heaven
  08/21/12
11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrust...
seedy candlestick maker
  08/21/12
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violent university
  08/22/12
Twist: it is Glenn Beck.
Magenta nursing home
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amethyst crackhouse
  08/23/12
BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT! (CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)
Scarlet spectacular stock car garrison
  10/08/12
Seriously underrated
Effete stage
  10/12/12
Still the best post ITT
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lime vivacious boiling water
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seedy candlestick maker
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violent university
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Odious french chef useless brakes
  10/08/12
The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller...
racy lemon brethren stain
  10/12/12
Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes ...
Aromatic Cumskin
  10/12/12
cr
gaped shaky area associate
  10/12/12
First, Somalia is not "libertarian". Second, al...
Exciting rehab
  10/12/12
holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithea...
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  10/12/12
oh look! an actual retard! What you need to do is move to...
gaped shaky area associate
  10/12/12
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Burgundy Field
  10/12/12
Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thou...
Aromatic Cumskin
  10/12/12
huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the &...
Exciting rehab
  10/12/12
At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war tha...
Aromatic Cumskin
  10/12/12
"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil w...
Exciting rehab
  10/12/12
Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conv...
gaped shaky area associate
  10/12/12
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House-broken Dog Poop National Security Agency
  10/12/12
This. This on steroids.
Burgundy Field
  10/12/12
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Pontificating Market
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
Aromatic Cumskin
  10/12/12
I think he does. Do you?
Burgundy Field
  10/12/12
To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
Autistic aphrodisiac keepsake machete center
  12/15/12
i sense anger.
gaped shaky area associate
  12/15/12
To be fair, Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political ...
Autistic aphrodisiac keepsake machete center
  12/15/12
180
idiotic stage
  12/15/12
I believe that's the point, good sir!
Chocolate arrogant internal respiration digit ratio
  11/20/15
Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.
sickened milk toaster
  12/15/12
To be fair, Government should be forced to rigorously jus...
Autistic aphrodisiac keepsake machete center
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idiotic stage
  12/15/12
To be fair, CGM and his ilk routinely argue against publi...
seedy candlestick maker
  12/15/12
"Public" roads tend to be government allocated sub...
Walnut Pistol Azn
  05/02/19
A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagr...
Godawful soul-stirring principal's office
  12/15/12
Extremely cr.
Concupiscible Whorehouse Death Wish
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Glassy church
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green stead feces
  07/05/15
how did i miss this
insanely creepy idea he suggested
  11/20/15
TCQ
Chocolate arrogant internal respiration digit ratio
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green stead feces
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180 indian lodge fanboi
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green stead feces
  02/07/19
this is joe bidens america so its funny now
Flickering Office Scourge Upon The Earth
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splenetic bat shit crazy site main people
  08/26/23
This is so quaint now.
Startled wrinkle
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Scarlet spectacular stock car garrison

Where are the Somali gangs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: Magenta nursing home

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Cyan vibrant hairy legs pervert

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: Cyan vibrant hairy legs pervert

how far is your car parked from your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21945976)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: nude redditor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#49998088)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: federal topaz base

(it is 1887)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379824)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Angry bespoke boistinker pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#27700165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Odious french chef useless brakes

lmfao

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Floppy umber church building faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379847)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: trip overrated temple windowlicker

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Cumskin

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379857)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: idiotic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255664)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Histrionic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#45131129)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: curious misanthropic toilet seat crotch

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Glittery sinister meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379879)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: Disturbing Titillating Lettuce Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21386770)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: disrespectful step-uncle's house

this is actually insightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: naked old irish cottage native

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Pontificating Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379892)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Odious french chef useless brakes

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Pontificating Market

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379945)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:52 AM
Author: Walnut Pistol Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#38173732)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Crimson library water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#45130871)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Odious french chef useless brakes

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Aromatic Cumskin

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: gaped shaky area associate

180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: opaque heady legend gas station

Holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: Magenta nursing home

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21394747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: violent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21394751)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: Azure sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21513799)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: Motley wagecucks dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21740518)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: Brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21770829)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: gaped shaky area associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771106)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Magenta nursing home

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#26449447)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: provocative rose corn cake mad-dog skullcap



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Author: lime vivacious boiling water



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Author: coral stubborn shrine



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Arousing Hominid



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Medicated tripping philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#27700148)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Cocky shimmering codepig



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Author: Startled wrinkle



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling duck-like roast beef messiness



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Startled wrinkle



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: peach electric brunch reading party



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Cyan vibrant hairy legs pervert

http://www.ski-epic.com/burningman2005/pa7b_burningman_thunderdome.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21379970)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: Lascivious free-loading set

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Cyan vibrant hairy legs pervert

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: Aromatic Cumskin

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Scarlet spectacular stock car garrison

Shh you're being too realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21740567)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: aggressive public bath

ok, this made me laff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380025)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380170)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380289)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380705)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Odious french chef useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380811)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Stirring depressive tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21380853)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Pungent chapel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21381005)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21381252)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: Odious french chef useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21384799)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21386754)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: gaped shaky area associate

def credited lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21387498)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: Poppy heaven

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21387903)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker

11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrusted face that reminds you of a gopher rattles up in a 1983 Toyota Celica. He appraises you for a full minute, rhythmically stroking his glossy, luxuriant neckbeard.

" You're a little old for this game, aren't you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Most of my boys are half your age. Old enough to make their own choices, of course--far be it from me to violate their body/property rights. Not that I don't violate their bodies," he giggles.

"Ok man whatever"

"Yes, whatever... Whatever I want YOU SHALL GIVE ME" he bellows, a thick froth of spittle forming on his mouth.

He half-opens a chubby little hand and you see something gleam inside.

"Is that gold?"

"Oh my yes. PHYSICAL GOLD. They said I was a fool. They called me mad. MAD! But look who's laughing NOW!" he laughs diabolically

"I need that gold, man. Whatever you want, I'll do."

"Then you shall have it."

5 disgusting minutes later:

"alright, how about that gold?"

He shoves you out onto the street and floors the gas.

"Just remember, you were better off at the time of our transaction! Muaahahahahahaha!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21391229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: violent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21394739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: Magenta nursing home

Twist: it is Glenn Beck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21394762)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: amethyst crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21406145)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Scarlet spectacular stock car garrison

BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT!

(CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: Effete stage

Seriously underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771172)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Effete stage

Still the best post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255483)



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Date: December 30th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Effete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22336541)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: lime vivacious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#26640788)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21391273)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21391337)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21391380)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21391414)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21391433)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21391703)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21391789)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21392096)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21392464)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21392541)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:29 AM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21394722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 11:57 AM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21395448)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21396123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21399036)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21406126)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: charismatic place of business voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21406165)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: violent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21513851)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: Odious french chef useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21740507)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: racy lemon brethren stain

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Aromatic Cumskin

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: gaped shaky area associate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771108)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: Exciting rehab

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: harsh stimulating parlour

holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithead neckbeard paultards actually backing this argument hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771125)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: gaped shaky area associate

oh look! an actual retard!

What you need to do is move to africa. that is the place where you can find what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771129)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: Burgundy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771267)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: Aromatic Cumskin

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: Exciting rehab

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Aromatic Cumskin

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: Exciting rehab

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: gaped shaky area associate

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: House-broken Dog Poop National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771188)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: Burgundy Field

This. This on steroids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771280)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Pontificating Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21946007)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Aromatic Cumskin

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Burgundy Field

I think he does. Do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Autistic aphrodisiac keepsake machete center

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

*Gets dozens of 180's from gleeful, chuckling liberals smiling smugly at the thought of the unfathomable idiocy of their political opponents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: gaped shaky area associate

i sense anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255536)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Autistic aphrodisiac keepsake machete center

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: idiotic stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255696)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Chocolate arrogant internal respiration digit ratio

I believe that's the point, good sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: sickened milk toaster

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Autistic aphrodisiac keepsake machete center

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: idiotic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255698)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: seedy candlestick maker

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Walnut Pistol Azn

"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Godawful soul-stirring principal's office

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22255782)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible Whorehouse Death Wish

Extremely cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#45131133)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: mewling pisswyrm property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#22686411)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: light big coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#25010966)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Arousing Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#25303338)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: multi-colored indigo jap school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#25303347)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Glassy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#26449313)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: green stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#28261125)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: insanely creepy idea he suggested

how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#29217829)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Chocolate arrogant internal respiration digit ratio

TCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#29217831)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: green stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#31629964)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: 180 indian lodge fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#31801783)



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:48 PM
Author: green stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#37744649)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: Flickering Office Scourge Upon The Earth

this is joe bidens america so its funny now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#45130914)



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Date: August 26th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: splenetic bat shit crazy site main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#46718757)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Startled wrinkle

This is so quaint now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#47086771)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Onyx haunting trailer park party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2/#47086805)