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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Galvanic depressive
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/01/26
120...
Galvanic depressive
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Talking Amethyst Jap Pit
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Talking Amethyst Jap Pit
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
pale garrison
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
pale garrison
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
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  06/01/26
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Aphrodisiac son of senegal national
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Spruce mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
sepia cumskin
  06/01/26
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Hot lodge reading party
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Impertinent casino
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Trip Athletic Conference
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Trip Athletic Conference
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
sepia cumskin
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Aphrodisiac son of senegal national
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
sepia cumskin
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Aphrodisiac son of senegal national
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Trip Athletic Conference
  06/01/26
...
Curious nibblets
  06/02/26
you maed it
exhilarant translucent tanning salon
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
stirring hell
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
sepia cumskin
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Lake idiotic turdskin
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Ultramarine Lascivious Site
  06/01/26
what job did you have
coral codepig pocket flask
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
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  06/01/26
...
Iridescent Marvelous Death Wish Associate
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
big sable native potus
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
sepia cumskin
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
big sable native potus
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
sepia cumskin
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Transparent Dilemma Blood Rage
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Henna Comical Brethren
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Trip Athletic Conference
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Henna Comical Brethren
  06/01/26
...
pale garrison
  06/03/26
...
razzle deep haunted graveyard
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Lake idiotic turdskin
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Lake idiotic turdskin
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
orchid passionate range
  06/02/26
...
Tantric Dragon
  06/02/26
...
Aphrodisiac son of senegal national
  06/02/26
...
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
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pale garrison
  06/03/26
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Lake idiotic turdskin
  06/03/26
...
Hot lodge reading party
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Adventurous theatre
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
sepia cumskin
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Flushed slap-happy partner queen of the night
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Tantric Dragon
  06/03/26
...
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/03/26
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Flushed slap-happy partner queen of the night
  06/03/26
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pale garrison
  06/03/26
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Lake idiotic turdskin
  06/03/26
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Self-absorbed psychic
  06/03/26
...
Galvanic depressive
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Stimulating violent abode affirmative action
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
concupiscible brilliant macaca
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Flushed slap-happy partner queen of the night
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Galvanic depressive

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Galvanic depressive

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Talking Amethyst Jap Pit

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Talking Amethyst Jap Pit

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: pale garrison

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: pale garrison

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Lemon exciting library

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac son of senegal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Spruce mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Hot lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Impertinent casino

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Trip Athletic Conference

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Trip Athletic Conference

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac son of senegal national

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac son of senegal national

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Trip Athletic Conference

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Curious nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: exhilarant translucent tanning salon

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: stirring hell

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Lake idiotic turdskin

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine Lascivious Site

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: coral codepig pocket flask

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Greedy mind-boggling candlestick maker stag film

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Iridescent Marvelous Death Wish Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: big sable native potus

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: big sable native potus

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Transparent Dilemma Blood Rage

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Henna Comical Brethren

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Trip Athletic Conference

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Henna Comical Brethren

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: pale garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: razzle deep haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Lake idiotic turdskin

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Lake idiotic turdskin

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: orchid passionate range

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Tantric Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac son of senegal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: pale garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Lake idiotic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Hot lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Adventurous theatre

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Flushed slap-happy partner queen of the night

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Tantric Dragon

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Flushed slap-happy partner queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: pale garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Lake idiotic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Self-absorbed psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Galvanic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Stimulating violent abode affirmative action

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: concupiscible brilliant macaca

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Flushed slap-happy partner queen of the night

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912932)