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ljl I've "made" $20,702 in Dividends this year, only spent $15,013
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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:20 PM Author: floppy parlour even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant believe i lost 150k in SOXS and bullshit puts its still totally retarded i can just sit around doing nothing, just traveling wherever i want, living reasonably nice and its all paid for cause my dividends are printing 4.5% and i have over 1m in it now. quite a nice feeling of security (similar to darnell erect)
and actually i spent way less cause im not counting my cash still on hand and then buying a phone, if subtract that ive only spent $13,176 for year in five months |
Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM Author: Fighting associate I spend about that much every month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909291) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM Author: floppy parlour furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909292) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:35 PM Author: Fighting associate worth it though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909310) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: floppy parlour not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to eat so much last 14years during civil war (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909314) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:38 PM Author: Fighting associate i like big plump buttocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909318) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:42 PM Author: floppy parlour thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burger King all day, u are furking colonel sanders and a camel when u hit that
faggot |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:04 PM Author: judgmental electric bawdyhouse electric furnace You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhere and don’t really leave my house anymore. I spend tens of thousands of dollars each month and every day I am more sad than I was the day before. The emotional turmoil isn’t even turmoil anymore, it’s just an endless flat gray sea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909370) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:15 PM Author: floppy parlour u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to save a Jewish building from being possibly destroyed. Plz continue working, goy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909387) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Fighting associate Soo CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909388) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:11 PM Author: Odious canary nowag locale You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored. My ~$900k in dividend investments is projected to yield $104k this year. I've already collected over $40k.
If my oil tranny doesn't get called, I'll accrue a $17.8k quarterly payment on it alone on June 12 |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:41 AM Author: floppy parlour if i buy oil it will go to $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909716) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:43 AM Author: Odious canary nowag locale I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, you being safe and generating reliable cash that keeps pace with inflation is probably your best option right now
You should pull some remote work training AI models or doing some contract legal work for like 3 months and then use the cash to play with options |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:00 AM Author: floppy parlour how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, furking fuckface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909889) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:13 AM Author: Odious canary nowag locale I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't have Linkedin, put it into a chat prompt with GPT and maybe search Indeed or something. The rates they've quoted are in the $90 - $120/hr range. I haven't done it, so not sure how it works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909911) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM Author: floppy parlour sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909931) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Pea-brained charismatic senate friendly grandma How do you "do contract legal work" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909907) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:19 AM Author: Odious canary nowag locale Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and various other legal recruiters place these roles
A lot of companies want to hire someone on a contract basis, because they have a need (overflow work or someone on the team being on maternity leave or whatever) or want to try before they buy. Usually 3 - 6 month contracts for $100 - $150/hr. I briefly did a $150/hr contract with a major public company before taking a GC role, and it was pretty great |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:47 AM Author: floppy parlour those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no way i wld ever do that shit again, those temp jerbs are humiliating BS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909941) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:05 AM Author: Odious canary nowag locale I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not an expert. But mine was fully remote and limited to 8 hours/day. Was honestly pretty fucking great with zero stress
I still get inquiries about fully remote contract roles occasionally, but I'm a generalist with a transactional background. No idea how it works for litmos
EDIT: But you're overlooking the point. You could do this for 1 month to gross over 20k. Use that for three $5k options plays that could self-fund more options plays to get you back to $1.5 million or more. Seems to be win-win if the only cost is not wandering around ebola land for a month |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:14 AM Author: floppy parlour ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld just dump that into options and make it back. SOOOO EASY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909995) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Pea-brained charismatic senate friendly grandma Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out the other 2 maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49910170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:29 PM Author: Odious canary nowag locale Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari" in his email line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49910184) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:17 PM Author: Smoky nighttime trump supporter stage this sounds like girl math. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909496) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:15 AM Author: talented swollen halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909798) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:29 AM Author: floppy parlour *turd math (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909803) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:55 PM Author: swashbuckling set genital piercing wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull market? that's so interesting. i'm sure it'll continue like this forever without changing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909548) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:15 AM Author: slimy ratface this time it’s different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909636) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 AM Author: floppy parlour only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market and even if i had kept more money in i wld have sold long ago cuas ethis shit is crazy fraud kike BS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909718) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 7:58 AM Author: tripping pontificating nibblets The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I’ve been able to FIRE for several years now cause of the same phenomenon…my investments have grown faster than what I’ve spent. But it makes no sense. The tariffs and the wars etc. and the market still boomed. And I’m not even a particularly good investor (not as bad as TT though). It just doesn’t add up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909792) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:06 AM Author: floppy parlour if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its easy, and its completely retarded to live in a high cost shithole like the US. i even think increasingly ppl will move to niggalands like nairobi or harare, u can have the same shit in most big cities in the world now, its crazy. even wifi is fast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909795) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:34 AM Author: beady-eyed private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909807) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Sienna fragrant nursing home black woman its literally just inflation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909824) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM Author: tripping pontificating nibblets It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably worse.
I pride myself of being a cheapmo but there’s still no way I should be getting away with spending less than my gains.
Something strange is afoot at the Circle K. |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:36 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy theater stage He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afforded him that he keeps shorting them over and over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909809) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:40 AM Author: floppy parlour trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m by 2045, benchod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49909814) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:55 PM Author: Charcoal Headpube Piazza so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is your net gain? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2/#49910112) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:26 PM Author: floppy parlour nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains profits stupidly like last year, and besides i have turd privilege, since u trumpkins say im not a real amerikkkan wtf wld i pay tax?
and inflation nigga? plz nigga im gonna go under budget this year, last year went over and spent like 36k this year i shld be under 35k inshallah |