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Rate my new house, brothers! (CSLG)

Wife bought me out of the old house for 2 million. I bought ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
How many sq ft?
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/03/26
4K
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
soulless McMansion tp
cucumbers
  07/03/26
I'm assuming he plans to decorate it
Born to Die
  07/03/26
cookie cutter, bland, and soulless, looks like cheap materia...
.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  07/03/26
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cucumbers
  07/03/26
nice view
richard clock
  07/03/26
i need to buy that huge gun safe you had, thing was 180
Ricky
  07/03/26
I have a new huge gun safe, brother!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
a garage sauna - san frenando valley luxury at its finest
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/03/26
House next door to me just went on the market for 2.7 millio...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
goddamn ive seen this too many times. guy makes a bunch of m...
dat rigor
  07/03/26
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Born to Die
  07/03/26
I just moved in, brother. I still need to decorate!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
its not even nice. can't the nigger spend 6 mil of his 50-1...
.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  07/03/26
right. if the house was being honest about what it is -- an ...
dat rigor
  07/03/26
...
.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  07/03/26
...
Born to Die
  07/03/26
the angular walls everywhere and cookie cutter builder shit ...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  07/03/26
i'll withhold my thoughts on the general aesthetic, about wh...
zarathustra
  07/03/26
everything he does is Just For Show
Born to Die
  07/03/26
Ya that one is a pos
AI_concubine
  07/03/26
if his records are of any value they could get damaged
zarathustra
  07/03/26
Was it built and designed by Walmart.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/03/26
...
dat rigor
  07/03/26
Yes
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/03/26
The House That Burned Penis Built
Panini Stone
  07/03/26
Smaller and uglier than mine
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/03/26
180, friend! Though I’m a bit concerned about how clo...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/03/26
It's 180, but LJL at buying a "pool table" at Cost...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/03/26
Really cool house! Please send me your new address so I can ...
luke the drifter
  07/03/26
is this a parody account poking fun at what a pretentious we...
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  07/03/26
crazy that this would be like 500k in suburban texas but i b...
UhOh
  07/03/26
it's comical but all things considered it's not that hard to...
zarathustra
  07/03/26
It’s 180. Would love to see how the homes of critics i...
steffan miller
  07/03/26
it's totally fine for the average white collarmo but this gu...
UhOh
  07/04/26
Why would you think that people worth $100 million want to l...
steffan miller
  07/04/26
The view is nice.
you\'re the puppet
  07/04/26


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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Wife bought me out of the old house for 2 million. I bought a new house a block away that was 1K sq/ft bigger for the same price and renovated it. Moved in three months ago. It has a sauna, hot tub, infinity pool, cold plunge, secret room with a movie theater, library, etc. I also put in a 300 gallon salt water fish tank! I actually live 3 doors down from Chandler now too. I can see his bathroom from my driveway!

https://imgur.com/a/LFmeUe2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977714)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

How many sq ft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977730)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

4K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977762)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: cucumbers

soulless McMansion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977735)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Born to Die

I'm assuming he plans to decorate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977755)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.


cookie cutter, bland, and soulless, looks like cheap material used too, 3/10

money can't buy taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977736)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: cucumbers



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: richard clock

nice view

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977742)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Ricky

i need to buy that huge gun safe you had, thing was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977749)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I have a new huge gun safe, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977763)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


a garage sauna - san frenando valley luxury at its finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977750)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

House next door to me just went on the market for 2.7 million and it isn't as nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977764)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: dat rigor

goddamn ive seen this too many times. guy makes a bunch of money to buy a big house and then has nothing and no one to fill it with lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977766)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Born to Die



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I just moved in, brother. I still need to decorate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977774)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.


its not even nice. can't the nigger spend 6 mil of his 50-100 mil fortune to buy something that doesn't look like a 750k chinese condo

christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977775)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: dat rigor

right. if the house was being honest about what it is -- an attempt at a king's palace for 1 -- it should be significantly more audacious, have more character, etc. right now its a sad in-between where it can't quite reckon with the fact that it will be empty -- if not physically, then emotionally, spiritually -- until it's sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977776)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977778)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Born to Die



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977782)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

the angular walls everywhere and cookie cutter builder shit is horrible but at least it has a nice pool area. I would just spend all my time out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978070)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: zarathustra

i'll withhold my thoughts on the general aesthetic, about which you'll hear enough itt, just to say that, for a relatively modest investment by your standards, you could improve significantly on your turntable / audio setup, if it's not just for show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977773)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Born to Die

everything he does is Just For Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977781)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Ya that one is a pos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977853)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: zarathustra

if his records are of any value they could get damaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977865)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Was it built and designed by Walmart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977780)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: dat rigor



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977803)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Panini Stone

The House That Burned Penis Built

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977858)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


Smaller and uglier than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49977887)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

180, friend! Though I’m a bit concerned about how close to the playset those concrete pavers are. make sure that there aren’t any corners sticking up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978035)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

It's 180, but LJL at buying a "pool table" at Costco. JFC man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978044)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Really cool house! Please send me your new address so I can update my Christmas card list!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978055)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

is this a parody account poking fun at what a pretentious weirdo would do right after a divorce?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978065)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: UhOh

crazy that this would be like 500k in suburban texas but i bet it's closer to 5 million in la.

agree with the above poasters that for your kind of money you should be able to get a really killer unique place, but you have such terrible taste you end up with a mcmansion in a basic ass neighborhood. it's hard to comprehend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978088)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: zarathustra

it's comical but all things considered it's not that hard to comprehend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978132)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: steffan miller

It’s 180. Would love to see how the homes of critics itt stack up. He’s clearly buying a home close to his wife/kids to make things easier post divorce. And I love that Chandler will have even greater constant work anxiety now that daddy boss man is living 200 yards away and can make sure he’s going into the office Ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978151)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: UhOh

it's totally fine for the average white collarmo but this guy makes millions a year and this is his prize? what's the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978156)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: steffan miller

Why would you think that people worth $100 million want to live in mansion estates costing $10 million. Maybe old money types like that but I think for the majority of people at that level who are new to the money they don’t really care about a real estate flex, it’s just a place to live with enough square footage and “nice” countertops and stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978166)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: you\'re the puppet

The view is nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2/#49978164)