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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Claret soul-stirring sneaky criminal
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Outnumbered titillating locale
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Claret soul-stirring sneaky criminal
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Outnumbered titillating locale
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Claret soul-stirring sneaky criminal
  10/03/12
dat racis
Iridescent offensive ladyboy
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Obsidian brunch
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
massive magenta garrison filthpig
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Geriatric maroon cuckold
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
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  10/11/12
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Copper Passionate Depressive Blood Rage
  10/22/12
jesus....
Laughsome sex offender
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Dead canary ratface
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Dead canary ratface
  12/22/15
still glad
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Lime overrated yarmulke
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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Razzle rose corner foreskin
  10/20/14
lol
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  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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topaz stain
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
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  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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Slap-happy pistol
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Thriller violent hairy legs
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/11/12
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  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
cowardly very tactful travel guidebook
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/22/12
180
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  11/10/12
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in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/22/12
lol
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scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
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Boyish soggy round eye
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Outnumbered titillating locale
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Outnumbered titillating locale
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Outnumbered titillating locale
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/30/12
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Umber anal theater philosopher-king
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Slap-happy pistol
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Boyish soggy round eye
  10/31/12
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Boyish soggy round eye
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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bearded cerebral incel coffee pot
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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180 Sweet Tailpipe
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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  11/02/12
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Boyish soggy round eye
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Outnumbered titillating locale
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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Copper Passionate Depressive Blood Rage
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
cowardly very tactful travel guidebook
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
cowardly very tactful travel guidebook
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
cowardly very tactful travel guidebook
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
cowardly very tactful travel guidebook
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
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  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
cowardly very tactful travel guidebook
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
cowardly very tactful travel guidebook
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
Claret soul-stirring sneaky criminal
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
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  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Boyish soggy round eye
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Boyish soggy round eye
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
massive magenta garrison filthpig
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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scarlet scourge upon the earth main people
  12/09/12
Lies
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  12/05/12
WTF!!!
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  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
zombie-like principal's office legend
  12/09/12
180.
Boyish soggy round eye
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Outnumbered titillating locale
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Boyish soggy round eye
  01/12/13
Update?
topaz stain
  02/04/13
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topaz stain
  02/08/13
Second page!?
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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Boyish soggy round eye
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embarrassed to the bone center
  10/07/13
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curious generalized bond
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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topaz stain
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anyone heard anything about this?
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onyx death wish
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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topaz stain
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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lets do this
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hippo is still there
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gots to get mine ofs
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
topaz stain
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Claret soul-stirring sneaky criminal

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Claret soul-stirring sneaky criminal

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Claret soul-stirring sneaky criminal

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Iridescent offensive ladyboy

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Obsidian brunch

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: massive magenta garrison filthpig

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Geriatric maroon cuckold

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Aromatic milk doctorate

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Copper Passionate Depressive Blood Rage

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Laughsome sex offender

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Dead canary ratface

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Dead canary ratface

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Dead canary ratface

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Lime overrated yarmulke



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Razzle rose corner foreskin



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: startled lake people who are hurt

lol

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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: sapphire tank

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: stimulating sienna crackhouse boistinker

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Slate exciting theatre jew

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Pink floppy son of senegal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Insecure indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Contagious range dog poop

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: arousing trust fund field

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: zombie-like principal's office legend

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: cruel-hearted bawdyhouse marketing idea

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: swollen hell gunner

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: stimulating sienna crackhouse boistinker

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: pearly twinkling uncleanness

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy pistol

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Thriller violent hairy legs

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Bonkers fantasy-prone box office useless brakes

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Thriller violent hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: charismatic ticket booth

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: bearded cerebral incel coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained Arrogant Library Love Of Her Life

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Coiffed comical church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: flatulent exhilarant affirmative action persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Vibrant Plum Rigor Candlestick Maker

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Frisky Plaza

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Lime overrated yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: orchid indecent national security agency university

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Umber anal theater philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy pistol

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: navy cracking messiness

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: bearded cerebral incel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: 180 Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: motley corn cake

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Impressive Red Pit

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Copper Passionate Depressive Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Vivacious painfully honest internal respiration juggernaut

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Claret soul-stirring sneaky criminal

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Vibrant Plum Rigor Candlestick Maker

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: cowardly very tactful travel guidebook

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Shivering factory reset button

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Trip masturbator ape

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Carnelian locus potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: bipolar twinkling electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Bespoke Amethyst Mad Cow Disease

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: stimulating sienna crackhouse boistinker

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: diverse step-uncle's house hominid

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: irradiated saffron turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: bateful really tough guy

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: massive magenta garrison filthpig

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed senate

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria idea he suggested

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth main people

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: onyx death wish

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: multi-colored medicated tanning salon prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: bearded cerebral incel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: zombie-like principal's office legend

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all den dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dashing Trump Supporter Theater Stage

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: lascivious cheese-eating partner

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: purple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered titillating locale

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: topaz stain

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: effete translucent casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: charismatic ticket booth

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: topaz stain

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: bipolar twinkling electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: balding supple trailer park wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: 180 Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Slimy deranged ceo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: stirring stage dysfunction

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cruise ship

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Boyish soggy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: curious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling reading party

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: naked beta church building

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: flatulent exhilarant affirmative action persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Slimy deranged ceo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Appetizing Office Dingle Berry

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Submissive Gay Wizard Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained Arrogant Library Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Copper Passionate Depressive Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Provocative Metal Spot Fanboi

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: onyx death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: stirring stage dysfunction

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Umber anal theater philosopher-king

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Umber anal theater philosopher-king

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: bateful really tough guy

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Deep splenetic kitchen

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria idea he suggested

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Deep splenetic kitchen

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Appetizing Office Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling learning disabled nursing home toaster

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: aquamarine parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Razzle rose corner foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Pink floppy son of senegal location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: talented liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: flesh territorial psychic

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: flatulent exhilarant affirmative action persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: marvelous hyperactive hall chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: bearded cerebral incel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Immigrant Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: orange old irish cottage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: aquamarine parlor

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: adventurous flickering boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: massive magenta garrison filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: hateful heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone center

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Fragrant coral alpha skinny woman

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: topaz stain

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: hateful heaven

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: topaz stain

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Odious gaming laptop keepsake machete

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: citrine high-end space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful bat-shit-crazy state volcanic crater

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz mewling pocket flask orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: glittery associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: topaz stain

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: irate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned slippery mental disorder sanctuary

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: curious generalized bond

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: stimulating sienna crackhouse boistinker

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: curious generalized bond

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: stimulating sienna crackhouse boistinker

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: hateful heaven

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Grizzly big jap parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Excitant erotic boiling water roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Angry Pearl Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: ungodly concupiscible kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: topaz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: irate pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: topaz stain

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2/#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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