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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer...
Slippery theatre regret
  08/28/26
I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp
Floppy School Cafeteria
  08/28/26
while eating wings that you ordered
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Obviously after the first text you should have showed up wit...
Hilarious Boiling Water
  08/29/26
Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some w...
Floppy School Cafeteria
  08/29/26
plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it
Hilarious Boiling Water
  08/29/26
I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex wa...
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Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff schol...
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  08/31/26
*hair fully blown back* I wonder how this compares to oth...
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Close but you’re both wrong You show up without the...
multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease
  08/29/26
nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a...
Hilarious Boiling Water
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Send me More! That looks amazing
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haver of *multiple* friend groups tp
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Why are you constantly dealing w proles This type of shit...
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dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with th...
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Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't b...
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just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save...
Charismatic Alcoholic Mexican
  08/28/26
Ok this one jumped the shark 180 thread though
Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field
  08/28/26
its 100% legit man not flame
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laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me win...
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maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice ...
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  08/28/26
that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote
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BMI of this beast?
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honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that tak...
Slippery theatre regret
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Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Hol...
crusty idiot
  08/28/26
see below she wasn't really fat
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Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to ...
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good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the re...
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tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champa...
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You should have mentally written her off but played along an...
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my buddy said the same thing lol
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legit cr
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(dummy mission master man)
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damn, you beat me to it
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She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to ...
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  08/28/26
keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the...
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  08/28/26
Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be ...
Thriller insanely creepy prole
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op should keep this in mind imo
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  08/28/26
what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obvi...
Slippery theatre regret
  08/28/26
You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with...
Floppy School Cafeteria
  08/28/26
op should keep this in mind imo
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Shaky Casino
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Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more...
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Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would...
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Fair The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she n...
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That's important context. If that immediately followed an as...
Thriller insanely creepy prole
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Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. P...
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Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polyne...
henna orchestra pit main people
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No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out
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she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and ...
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Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like t...
Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field
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I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.
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"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."
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Si Mami
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Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressiv...
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How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alo...
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multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease
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Get into video games or something Why waste ur life like...
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I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I w...
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I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of ment...
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"I definitely don't want to run into you here." ...
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I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck ...
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She seems fun crazy
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That will be a rape accusation
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for those wondering, here is a pic: https://ibb.co/gbRzV4L...
Slippery theatre regret
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stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend
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Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ...
crusty idiot
  08/28/26
Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well
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Yummy
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booba
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Las puta chichotas
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lol man it’s rough out there… I rescind my send...
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you don’t still unload?
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(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)
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this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit dow...
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It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/sw...
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She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms
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Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite rat...
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Weathered old beaner hag
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damn app dating is bleak these days
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The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.
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"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha" This...
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she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are h...
Slippery theatre regret
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I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and th...
Floppy School Cafeteria
  08/28/26
Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all age...
multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease
  08/29/26
Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne
crusty idiot
  08/28/26
naw dont know anything about him
Slippery theatre regret
  08/28/26
Lol it was dirte https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
crusty idiot
  08/28/26
what would corey wayne do here
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"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on...
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thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (f...
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>less retriever (for this limited purpose) Okay, I lol...
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COACH Corey Wayne
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op should keep this in mind imo
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Thriller insanely creepy prole
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lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and t...
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Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play ...
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Floppy School Cafeteria
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Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.
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This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your d...
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Not really.
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if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.
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yeah in 2004 lmao look at this simp fag everybody ljl
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It's not about the money
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Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST
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where in the FUCK is the autism alert?
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He should get back in there
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Cr. Now let's see this fat ass.
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This thread really belongs in a hall of fame
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

I was at AC/DC show last night, drunk as shit with free beer, and this chick I was set up for a date with tonight texted me this text, asking for me to order her delivery wings (I had never met her) – I ignored it

https://ibb.co/KjdpZTG3

We set up the date two days ago and had discussed where we were going. She originally wanted to go to a much more expensive place “Catalina” that I decided against. Again, she had seemed fine with it when I made this decision. No really demanding, although I caught a whiff of her by suggesting that restaurant. See progression of where she went – this was at like 11pm last night by the way

https://ibb.co/jCJBbCG

https://ibb.co/S7HxmdHM

These really pissed me off.

This morning I woke up and decided to cancel – see her response:

https://ibb.co/C5zCws9T

Mind you, on her first message to me on the dating app she sent me her phone number.

Bash me all you want for being “beta” or whatever (I know, never do dinner, etc etc), but I don’t blast people on these apps when they act up like this. But this might be the most incredibly entitled chick I have ever encountered prior to even meeting.

Please analyze this woman and give me abuse. I will add that she is 4’11” with DDs that basically take up her entire torso so I was very intrigued in the beginning.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100274)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

I rather go to Catalina, check if they have availability tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100410)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: mewling gas station sweet tailpipe

while eating wings that you ordered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: jade masturbator karate



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Hilarious Boiling Water

Obviously after the first text you should have showed up with wings yourself and fucked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101553)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

Yeah this was an easy transition. "I'll grab you some wings and head over. Address?" Treat a ho like a ho.

What's she gonna say? "I want you to send me the wings, I don't want you coming here!"

Response: "lol"

Then just ignore if she does that. But she won't she will drop the address ofc.

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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Hilarious Boiling Water

plus you can get some wings for yourself out of it

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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

I think these women just move too fast for doodikoff. Sex was on the table from the get go.

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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Comical cerise office

Definitely one of the key findings of our XO Doodikoff scholarly collective over the last decade or however long it’s been: chicks in Atlanta that are too hot for beta dork providers but not hot enough to lock down proper Chads have a clear set of alpha-gauging traps and shit tests and our boy Mikey was basically built in a lab to expose and quality test them all for their basic failure modes. There’s this subtext of ran through cynicism in the attitudes, communication styles and behaviors of all of these pathetic skanks that’s so weirdly uniform and repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105723)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

*hair fully blown back*

I wonder how this compares to other cities. There's a lot of hot + broken chicks in every major metro imo. I think what makes dood's even wonkier is that they're over 40 and the game has really played out. Late stage app slut tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105737)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50132114)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

Close but you’re both wrong

You show up without the wings and the thing that you want fuck her see what she had in fridge take it and leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102891)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Hilarious Boiling Water

nah, be an alpha gentleman and show up with the wings plus a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch that doodikoff undoubtably has in his fridge and tell her that is the superior ranch dressing vs. the slop the wing place gives out. she'd be wet within minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50108470)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:18 AM
Author: Peristalsis

Send me More! That looks amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50131333)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50132116)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: vigorous point lettuce

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100283)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

multiple friend group text chains have been going nuts over this one today. Thought I would share with my xo friends and also take abuse and thoughtful analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100287)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: crimson chapel

haver of *multiple* friend groups tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100449)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: marvelous church community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100761)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100784)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Orange Weed Whacker Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102919)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50132117)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Bright Preventive Strike Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100375)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: crusty idiot

Why are you constantly dealing w proles

This type of shit only happens with the absolute prolest of proles too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100285)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

dunno man the classy ones dont like me so I am stuck with the dregs of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100294)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: crusty idiot

Just get a gook in Thailand and stay in Thailand and don't buy her or her family property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100302)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: jade masturbator karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101497)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Charismatic Alcoholic Mexican

just stay single man. wtf are you even doing. you can't save humanity lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100286)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field

Ok this one jumped the shark

180 thread though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100293)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

its 100% legit man not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100297)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102337)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102336)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: nofapping rebellious dingle berry wagecucks

laughing hysterically at "are you going to order me wings."

is this a female blackmin by chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100300)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

maybe half latina? She grew up near me in Atlanta in a nice area so i dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100306)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: nofapping rebellious dingle berry wagecucks

that was the end of it btw everything else is a footnote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100331)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100309)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Talented fluffy boistinker piazza

BMI of this beast?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100304)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

honestly she looks like a freak of nature with tits that take up her entire torso, but she's not really fat.

Yesterday afternoon (despite seeing my app pics) she asked for a pic of me, I sent her one from like last month. I asked her for one and she sent me a pic of her ass in a bikini no face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100314)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: crusty idiot

Brother why the fuck are you interacting w fat app girls Holy shit man just to up to a girl in the grocery store

Will take like 100 approaches and ONE will say yes eventually

Obviously not all in the same store and time and shit so you don't get put on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100343)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

see below she wasn't really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100374)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Motley purple mental disorder indian lodge

Youre quite the cuck for even canceling with her. Tcr is to let her show up, then when she texts axing where u are, you tell her you decided not to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100311)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

good buddy had the idea of telling her that a changed the reservation to "Catalina" and then not show up - Im not that cold though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100320)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: mewling gas station sweet tailpipe

tell her to grab the table and order a nice bottle of champagne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100703)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: irradiated potus volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101734)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:33 AM
Author: Shaky Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50108137)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: henna orchestra pit main people

You should have mentally written her off but played along and been like of course babe, anywhere you want. Made a rez at Catalina, noshowed the date and at 8 been like hey babe sorry i’m running late, please order a bottle of <insert expensive wine>, tough day! I’ll need it! Then when she freaks out and realized you’re not coming and she’s stuck paying, lol and block. Trash like that deserve to be treated like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100315)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

my buddy said the same thing lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100326)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: bateful ivory nowag coffee pot

legit cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100359)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Talented fluffy boistinker piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100395)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

(dummy mission master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100406)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: frum boyish yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100577)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: mewling gas station sweet tailpipe

damn, you beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100704)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: Cerebral primrose hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101171)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:13 AM
Author: maroon sinister public bath twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101186)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: jade masturbator karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101498)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: irradiated potus volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101736)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole

She's very entitled and a complete bitch. You were right to cancel the date. But you are very beta for continuing to engage her despite multiple red flags she's an entitled bitch. Her beta radar went off and she was seeing how much you'd take. Fortunately for you she took it too far, but you should learn to cut bait with people like this sooner despite their DDs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100316)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

keep in mind that her barrage of demands came all around the same time around 11pm. I didn't respond to the wings delivery demand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100323)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole

Keep in mind that this is so beta I think you might just be running a schtick now. If this is real, and you are sincerely defending your betaness, you need serious remedial action.

The double ? is great. If this is schtick, great job subtly hammering home the beta desperation. If real, JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100341)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: nofapping rebellious dingle berry wagecucks

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100352)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

what's beta? not responding to a text asking for wings? Obviously I was trying to make sure what I was reading was exactly what I thought it was, even I, experienced in the ways of the most awful of women, was shocked by her demands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100358)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

You actually didn't do anything wrong here. You engaged with a potential romantic partner and ended it very quickly after realizing she sucks. No idea why anyone is calling you beta. Gunneratttt spends 14 hours per day baiting random strangers into arguing about case law like he'd be doing anything better with his time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100396)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: nofapping rebellious dingle berry wagecucks

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100409)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Orange Weed Whacker Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102945)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Shaky Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50108139)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole

Your texts don't match her energy at all. You asked for more pics after a one-word "Tahiti" response, and she just ignored that and made an absurd ask. Her tone in all the texts is disinterested and you responded with eagerness. There's nothing more beta, and likely to give women the ick, than a man responding cheerfully and eagerly to her being a straight up cunt.

You should have enough self-respect to cut bait at the first sign of her being cunty. If you just wanted to fuck her you should have just been an aloof asshole. That's probably what she's after anyway: being bratty so she gets dicked down by Chad on a ONS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100442)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

Yeah if dood had blocked her 3 texts sooner everything would be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100457)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Orange Weed Whacker Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102948)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

Fair

The Tahiti pic was the one of her ass and yes she never provided another and instead requested wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100470)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole

That's important context. If that immediately followed an ass pic the "Tahiti" is less dismissive and your eagerness is justified.

But sending an ass pic -> asking for wings = she's blatantly signaling she's more or less a whore. Your follow ups after that are less beta and more naive then. Like if a streetwalker asked "Wanna date baby?" and you responded with reservations to Catalina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100524)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Hateful Senate Private Investor

Sir. I have searched this thread for the ass pic 12 times. Please deliver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101407)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: henna orchestra pit main people

Now I want to know who brought a fat beaner to French Polynesia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100475)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

No shortage of FAGGOT BITCHMADE SIMPS it turns out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102936)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: mewling gas station sweet tailpipe

she was 100% talking to her brainrotten zoomer friends, and one said something like "see if he's a real man and get him to order you delivery"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101566)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: nofapping rebellious dingle berry wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field

Since these are "100% not flame" next woman like this you get you should just tell her you're going to rape her (consensually, after the date) and then post her reactions here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100329)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: stirring police squad old irish cottage

I rather go to Catalina. Check if they have availability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100335)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: nofapping rebellious dingle berry wagecucks

"oh uh, s-sure. no problem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100340)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Talented fluffy boistinker piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100397)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: arousing headpube

Si Mami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100553)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Charismatic Alcoholic Mexican

Rate this “romantic” sojourn. I had to aggressively ignore to make her go away:

https://ibb.co/rGMSPGQJ

https://ibb.co/Wps4T0qY

https://ibb.co/C5ntBq3f

https://ibb.co/d4hTC1D4

https://ibb.co/5gwNrCTk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100347)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: crusty idiot

How psycho does a woman have to be to spend her birthday alone lmfaooooo

Buy a tenga flip and a vr headset at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100356)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102943)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: crusty idiot

Get into video games or something

Why waste ur life like this

Model trains, weight lifting, a fucking substack

Anything is better than this. Take up black tar heroin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100369)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Charismatic Alcoholic Mexican

I don't date at all, this was just some chick I met when I went to see a friend's show at some dive bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100377)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

I’ve noticed there’s a lot of these type of mentally ill chicks in CT and MA area for some reason

It’s like a certain type of victim mindset mental illness they have that’s unrelenting stream of low-consciousness, like your iMessage chat with them is the equivalent of some homeless schizo woman outside of a McDonalds ranting about who wronged her in 3rd person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102954)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

"I definitely don't want to run into you here."

OYT: "Should I swing by?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100426)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Alcoholic Mexican

I drove her home one night and she literally begged to suck me off to completion. that was pretty 180 ngl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100507)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

She seems fun crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100519)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: crusty idiot

That will be a rape accusation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100559)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

for those wondering, here is a pic:

https://ibb.co/gbRzV4LD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100348)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: bateful ivory nowag coffee pot

stick to meeting gamer girls "online" friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100357)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: crusty idiot

Meaningless with all those texts above these insane bitches ruin lives and move one rinse and repeat forever. They never get damaged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100376)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

Trust me bro some of us are damaging them quite well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

Yummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100431)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: crimson chapel

booba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100461)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic brilliant toilet seat

Las puta chichotas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100545)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner

lol man it’s rough out there… I rescind my send wings poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100603)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: disgusting infuriating area

I was prepared to UNLOAD on you but after seeing this I understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100668)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100673)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100754)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100782)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100785)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100852)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: odious insecure house useless brakes

you don’t still unload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101045)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:21 AM
Author: dashing menage stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101335)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: Shaky Casino

(doodikoff explaining why he's not doing the date)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50108140)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Talented fluffy boistinker piazza

this woman just wanted to get railed why even plan a sit down meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101489)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Comical cerise office

It seems abundantly clear that when she first reached out/swiped right she overvalued his height and had an image in her head of his cock being 10” x 7”, so she was hoping her first text went unanswered until he replied with a “you up?” at 1:30 am. But with each reply she deducted an inch of length and half inch of girth until she got down to Doodikoff’s IRL 5” X 4.5” bone pressed fully erect size, and in the process she switched over from imagining short term sexual and mate selection value gratification with a Chad to hustling a short term resource extraction out of an annoying beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

She’s obviously fat as shit look at her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102965)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Comical cerise office

Low tone in her arms for sure, but that’s an elite ratio of tit volume to clavicle protrusion from lower neck/upper chest to shoulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105742)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

Weathered old beaner hag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50131227)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: arousing headpube

She got brutally <><><>NOWINGED<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100372)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Talented fluffy boistinker piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100399)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: bateful ivory nowag coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100400)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: crusty idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100405)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100411)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100444)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100605)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100610)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: mewling gas station sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100718)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: Cerebral primrose hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101174)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: sick indigo reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101677)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Orange Weed Whacker Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102924)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: fragrant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103519)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: walnut cracking abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103529)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: vigorous point lettuce

damn app dating is bleak these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100391)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: ruby meetinghouse

The large font texts are the hidden gem ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100408)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100424)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: ungodly immigrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101361)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Comical cerise office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105743)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

"You gonna order me some wings babe? Haha"

This is legbeard femcel behavior. Equivalent to a guy texting please respond. You're ebegging a recent Tinder match for food. Loser alert flying off the hinges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100418)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

she had previously told me that no guys on dating apps are honest or take her seriously. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100423)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

I had a coworker like this who seemed normal at first and then just slowly revealed she was completely insane. Eventually got fired. She could just barely hide the crazy. It became apparent she was nuts in every aspect of her life. Some people be like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

Bro this is quite literally 96% of American women of all ages btw

Even decent chicks I was with that I send back into the streets and see them again after a few yrs they get legit cooked by just a few toxic interactions with loser guys

* turns on bill hicks voice *It’s RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL fucking bad out here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102974)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: crusty idiot

Weren't you the guy who recommended coach Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100422)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

naw

dont know anything about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100425)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: crusty idiot

Lol it was dirte

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3874671&mc=26&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100434)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Curious fanboi forum

what would corey wayne do here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100459)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

"Alright, listen up sugartits. It appears we got off on the wrong foot here. Let's circle back to square one. You asked me for wings, I thought that was a little inappropriate. You wanted to go to Catalina, I should have been more sensitive. Potatoh, potahto, it all cancels out. You look gorgeous and I'd love to meet. Let me book a table for us at Catalina and we can reset the clock here. My treat. Sound good?"

Just be charming and aloof and demand she come home with you and at least let you fuck her tits once. Then block her number. Ezpk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100487)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Curious fanboi forum

thanks coach. i need to be more aloof and less retriever (for this limited purpose)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101549)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office

>less retriever (for this limited purpose)

Okay, I lol’d 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101762)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Curious fanboi forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102129)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: crusty idiot

COACH Corey Wayne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100489)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: arousing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100551)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: ungodly immigrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101363)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: nofapping rebellious dingle berry wagecucks

op should keep this in mind imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100427)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100463)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner

lol. Probably should have sent her the wings initially and then be like now you owe me a wing night in. Maybe $100 all in.

But wtf do I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

Cr. Being unrealistically nice to super hot chicks can play in your favor as long as they're reciprocating. Chick in the OP seems legitimately nuts tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100597)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: arousing headpube

“Since I gave you wings, how about giving me some breasts”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100604)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100609)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner

“Haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100612)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: arousing headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100613)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100615)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100616)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: vigorous point lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100621)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: bateful ivory nowag coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100645)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:47 AM
Author: Cerebral primrose hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101175)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: translucent painfully honest factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101590)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: irradiated potus volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101747)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:32 AM
Author: Shaky Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50108135)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Lascivious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101416)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Orange Weed Whacker Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102930)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: arousing headpube

You should have texted her a pic of your first date new balances with “anyways, gotta run”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100640)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100672)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: razzle cyan native legend

thread really...delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100843)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office

I really like it here FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100854)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100862)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Talented fluffy boistinker piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50100960)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: Khaki aphrodisiac step-uncle's house filthpig

“Wings for breasts” would have gotten you a good fucking that night bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101030)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field

they call doodikoff "Mr. 100" in atlanta because he can materialize a 100+ poast autoadmit thread out of thin air on a whim, and because he never spends less than $100 on a woman on a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101032)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Sepia sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101516)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102979)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: offensive state sandwich

hi, you can take me to Reel Fish - i won't complain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101041)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Slippery theatre regret

Honestly I've never been there but it seems fine for any date

https://reel-seafood.com/menu

And the decor is chick flick enough to be completely fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101153)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

It is on the cheap side. Cop a $6 chowder and let her order whatever she wants. If you're under 30 this is acceptable but not for white collarmos. Honestly, and I say this as a Wendy's employee, I could afford to eat here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101157)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Cerebral primrose hall

Spending a bunch on a first date is ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101178)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

This is true when your date is 19. Things change when your date is 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101179)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 3:12 AM
Author: Cerebral primrose hall

Not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101184)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: offensive state sandwich

if he met her organically, sure. but not for an online date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101417)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Diverse Alpha Hairy Legs

yeah in 2004 lmao

look at this simp fag everybody ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101480)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

I’m gobstoppingly blown away by the responses itt

I’m not even in the same reality I realized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102923)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: henna orchestra pit main people

Dinner for a first date is an awful idea. If they won’t agree to drinks don’t bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101405)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Motley purple mental disorder indian lodge

Nowadays drinks are more expensive. Shes ordering 3, realistically. That can be 50 bux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101501)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: henna orchestra pit main people

But if she sucks you can leave after one drink and if she doesn’t suck it’s probably going to escalate and end in sex. Dinner sets you up to waste hours, be nice and probably not get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102096)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole

Exactly. Drinks is a casual environment. You're not locked in to a whole meal. It's just a more comfortable atmosphere to meet someone for the first time. People acting like it's the $ are missing the point completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102110)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: mewling gas station sweet tailpipe

I think dinner is an okay first date, but I judge people based on how they hold a fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101613)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

I’m literally BLOWN TF AWAY that there are grown men itt taking women they’ve never met irl and on a FUCKAPP out on dinner dates

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102917)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole

It's not about the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101607)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: walnut cracking abode

Doodikoff 2.0 is a fucking BEAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101317)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: thirsty adventurous nursing home

where in the FUCK is the autism alert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: dashing menage stock car

What’s the goal here Doodikoff?

Yes she seems like a cunty 90iq nut job and you saved your dignity, but was that the goal? I’d think the goal was to maximize chances of busting all over those DDs. If that was the goal then maybe shifting to Catalina and seeing where it went was the better play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101372)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: cobalt startled garrison therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101471)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101505)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Exciting stead dysfunction

The shit tests meant she saw him as a simp and wouldn’t have given it up anyway. The only play was to save some face and walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101686)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria

He should get back in there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101719)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: mewling gas station sweet tailpipe

it's worse: she saw him as a simp and when he ignored her demand, she saw him as a simp who's of no value. She was never going to go to that other restaurant and was never going to put out even if he did take her to Catalina, but at least she would've gotten the chance to improve her social capital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101739)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101740)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:30 AM
Author: Comical cerise office

She’s a moron, though. Our good buddy Michael could never, but plenty of guys who make decent money and are dating down in IQ and SES because they are fiends for big titted bimbos can easily manage to flip this around in 30 minutes on a date. All the simplest and most basic negging 101 moves like signaling that you go on a lot of dates and you may have another one you have to leave to get to if this one doesn’t pick up, talking about expensive vacations and overselling your success and your network, a girl like this is a 50/50 bet to blow you before you even get to the restaurant if you arrange to pick her up and you roll up in a rented Ferrari. The amazing thing about Doodikoff is that his height gets him all these at bats to improve his approaches and he can’t ever seem to do it because of his autism and cheapness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105756)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Lascivious library

Sounds like marriage material, honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101412)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102332)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: passionate poppy knife juggernaut

Cr, normally a guy has to suffer from years of slimepit before his wife casually bats away sex in favor of eating fried shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102358)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102361)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Lime Appetizing Ceo

These are fatty date texts. Fatty conversations based off fatty apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101413)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Hateful Senate Private Investor

Cr. Now let's see this fat ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101415)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: crusty idiot

This thread really belongs in a hall of fame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101430)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: cobalt startled garrison therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101472)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Talented fluffy boistinker piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101473)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101787)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102127)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

This can’t be real im literally flummoxed by the entirety of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102907)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: Comical cerise office

It’s like watching 40-something Brady carving up the NFC as he calmly wins another Super Bowl. Doodikoff a no doubt first ballot XO Content Creation hall of famer and pretty securely on the XO Content Creation Mt. Rushmore as far as I’m concerned. But his all time funniest schtick was still claiming to be both an UGA and Bama fan during the Kirby v Saban peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105757)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: walnut cracking abode

also a huge ole miss fan as of January 2026. Just an all around spectacular poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50106398)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50106402)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: hairraiser well-lubricated kitchen associate

ASS PIC NOW OR I LEGALLY PROMISE TO MURDER YOU SAAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101470)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Twinkling Haunted Graveyard Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101639)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: opaque galvanic faggot firefighter

she sounds like an ESL Mexican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50101586)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Excitant Shrine

Doodikoff, you did the right thing blocking her. Probably the third best thing that you could have done. Second best would have been to set up the prank trip to Catalina and ghost her with a $500 bottle of champagne on the table. Best would have been to turn the request for wings into an impromptu trip to her place/fuck session.

When I was single and on the apps, it blew my mind how many of these hoes were willing to come right over to my place to fuck, before ever meeting in person. I learned how to treat women like the hoes that they are and love to be, and then picked the least bad one to marry and have kids with. Before I learned all that, I was much like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102128)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian mad cow disease

You shouldn’t be dating after 30 brother, hell even 25

It’s just leftover crabs in a nightmare barrel competing for literally nothing

The thought of being so supplicative to an aged hole you haven’t even met and then offering to pay for them to eat on your dime is so ghastly to my spirit bro I’m just revolted and 2nd hand embarrassed for every aspect of these interactions - part of me still thinks this has to be flame on some level



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102902)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Naked macaca principal's office

"this has to be flame on some level" - The Autoadmit Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50102939)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: Milky Mother Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103532)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 6:54 AM
Author: fragrant set

why is no one calling out how retarded a texter you are? you guys both seem stupid, whiny, and annoying. no one deserves that, but somehow you also deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103517)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: harsh green sanctuary

mfcr. that's the biggest outrage in all this. i was going to poast the same thing and was surprised nobody mentioned this until 200 poasts in and 2 days later.

why is op whiny and asking her if she's ok with it? why is he repeatedly seeking her approval? what kind of lawyer or even MAN talks like that. all he has to say is something like: "real fish at 8pm, see you there" and ignore the rest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103543)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Curious fanboi forum

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103685)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: walnut cracking abode

He's only 55 and new to dating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103689)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: harsh green sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103880)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Orange Weed Whacker Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105709)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: maroon sinister public bath twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50107565)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Shaky Casino



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy prole

I did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103599)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Puce massive bbw

dating seems 180, bummed i got married at 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50103624)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50131213)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Cordovan mischievous plaza travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50105827)



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Date: September 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

How did I miss this thread I'm on here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50131229)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898492&forum_id=2/#50131237)