\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
territorial carnelian abode legal warrant
  10/09/12
...
territorial carnelian abode legal warrant
  10/09/12
...
territorial carnelian abode legal warrant
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
Talented Nofapping Knife Nursing Home
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
aphrodisiac stead round eye
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Adventurous coral feces center
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
galvanic therapy trailer park
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Frozen Swashbuckling Boltzmann Theater Stage
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
galvanic therapy trailer park
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Bat-shit-crazy Big-titted Market Private Investor
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Sticky sickened pit
  05/15/23
...
Ass Problems
  08/31/26
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
territorial carnelian abode legal warrant
  10/10/12
tyft
Rambunctious twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/12
180
Arousing Goal In Life
  10/10/12
awesome
Peach trip double fault ratface
  10/29/12
...
Sienna Electric Organic Girlfriend
  05/14/23
these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Flatulent Drab Foreskin
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
lilac 180 school police squad
  10/29/12
18000000000
Tan base fat ankles
  05/15/23
You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
Ocher hall
  05/15/23
lmao
Up-to-no-good Queen Of The Night
  05/15/23
...
Lascivious Athletic Conference
  05/15/23
...
Lascivious Athletic Conference
  02/01/26
...
cerebral site
  02/01/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: territorial carnelian abode legal warrant

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21749605)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: territorial carnelian abode legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21753140)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: territorial carnelian abode legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755124)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Talented Nofapping Knife Nursing Home

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755138)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac stead round eye

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755170)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Adventurous coral feces center

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755971)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: galvanic therapy trailer park

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755258)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Frozen Swashbuckling Boltzmann Theater Stage

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755279)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: galvanic therapy trailer park

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755291)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Big-titted Market Private Investor

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755336)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Sticky sickened pit

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312473)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#50107964)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: territorial carnelian abode legal warrant

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755346)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious twinkling uncleanness

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755408)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Arousing Goal In Life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21756018)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Peach trip double fault ratface

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916181)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Sienna Electric Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312446)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Flatulent Drab Foreskin

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916221)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: lilac 180 school police squad

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916260)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Tan base fat ankles

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312483)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Ocher hall

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312590)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Queen Of The Night

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312629)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46313493)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#49639602)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: cerebral site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#49639607)