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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
tell me
Hilarious jade school
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Effete crackhouse travel guidebook
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Cerebral Primrose Ape
  12/28/13
fucking lol
olive exhilarant turdskin yarmulke
  05/12/15
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cracking coral locale
  05/12/15
so underrated
Seedy piazza
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Arousing tank
  03/31/18
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  12/11/24
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  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
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Mewling poppy mad-dog skullcap
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
rambunctious histrionic stag film mad cow disease
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Ultramarine Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
lmao
Hilarious jade school
  05/12/15
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Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess
  12/11/24
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french national
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
rambunctious histrionic stag film mad cow disease
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Mischievous rigor
  08/14/13
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Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Odious Disturbing Business Firm
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
rofl
Hilarious jade school
  08/14/13
180
idiotic hospital tattoo
  08/14/13
rofl
Bronze Nofapping Haunted Graveyard
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
lol
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aquamarine pocket flask
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Multi-colored mother preventive strike
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aquamarine pocket flask
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Ultramarine Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
aquamarine pocket flask
  08/14/13
best of thread
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
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galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
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french national
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
french national
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
jet whorehouse deer antler
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Ultramarine Trump Supporter
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
vivacious locus
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Hilarious jade school
  08/14/13
180
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Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/17/13
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olive exhilarant turdskin yarmulke
  01/19/16
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Arousing tank
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
vivacious locus
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
lol
aromatic lodge
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
aquamarine pocket flask
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
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galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
peach casino windowlicker
  08/14/13
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Dark faggotry
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
aquamarine pocket flask
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  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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chest-beating hall
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swollen theatre mental disorder
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Chocolate prole digit ratio
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
adventurous chapel codepig
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Odious Disturbing Business Firm
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Odious Disturbing Business Firm
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
idiotic hospital tattoo
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Sticky glassy ladyboy house
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
snowy laughsome personal credit line
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
adventurous chapel codepig
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Chocolate prole digit ratio
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
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Claret Slippery Dopamine Garrison
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
adventurous chapel codepig
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
adventurous chapel codepig
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
adventurous chapel codepig
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
adventurous chapel codepig
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
adventurous chapel codepig
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
adventurous chapel codepig
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
whatever
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
sexy drab senate skinny woman
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
aquamarine pocket flask
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lol
plum cocky center private investor
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
180
idiotic hospital tattoo
  08/14/13
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Crusty Unholy Brethren Fat Ankles
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
aquamarine pocket flask
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
irradiated hell genital piercing
  08/14/13
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irradiated hell genital piercing
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
idiotic hospital tattoo
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
idiotic hospital tattoo
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
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Electric gold idiot
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
plum cocky center private investor
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
garnet candlestick maker
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
low-t set
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
idiotic hospital tattoo
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
idiotic hospital tattoo
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
idiotic hospital tattoo
  08/14/13
165
Charismatic lay
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
lmao
Multi-colored mother preventive strike
  08/14/13
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Claret Slippery Dopamine Garrison
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
soul-stirring goal in life native
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
lemon nubile church building
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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irradiated hell genital piercing
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
Pics?
Insecure volcanic crater
  08/14/13
link?
Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess
  08/17/13
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Hilarious jade school
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
know-it-all concupiscible parlor kitty
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Glittery roommate space
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
doobsian dingle berry meetinghouse
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
titillating overrated stage stock car
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
titillating overrated stage stock car
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
titillating overrated stage stock car
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
saffron filthpig tanning salon
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
titillating overrated stage stock car
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
khaki base
  08/14/13
Underrated
Charismatic lay
  08/15/13
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Appetizing pea-brained corner
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
saffron filthpig tanning salon
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
khaki base
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Diverse chartreuse church
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
galvanic violet public bath
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Heady indirect expression
  08/14/13
lol
Pale location nibblets
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Heady indirect expression
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Pale location nibblets
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Heady indirect expression
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
saffron filthpig tanning salon
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
lavender sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Chocolate prole digit ratio
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
stimulating area lettuce
  08/14/13
180
cobalt supple office
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Pale location nibblets
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Flesh community account new version
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Pale location nibblets
  08/14/13
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startled becky
  08/14/13
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Disgusting toilet seat regret
  08/14/13
180
titillating overrated stage stock car
  08/14/13
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khaki base
  08/15/13
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doobsian dingle berry meetinghouse
  08/17/13
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tripping fragrant range marketing idea
  09/11/13
Lmao
Racy Azn Stead
  06/07/17
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mind-boggling electric furnace doctorate
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
vibrant fantasy-prone masturbator chad
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
startled becky
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
bright stage
  08/14/13
lol
titillating overrated stage stock car
  08/14/13
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Honey-headed thriller quadroon rehab
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
motley library
  08/14/13
180
Bossy Canary International Law Enforcement Agency Patrolman
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
swashbuckling death wish
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
indecent orchestra pit
  08/17/13
poignant
bull headed box office
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Exciting Sienna Associate
  08/17/13
...
startled becky
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
tripping fragrant range marketing idea
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
chest-beating hall
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Diverse chartreuse church
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Cerebral Primrose Ape
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
apoplectic university
  12/28/13
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Learning disabled pit legal warrant
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
White excitant famous landscape painting
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Mint fear-inspiring boiling water
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Abnormal Theater People Who Are Hurt
  03/10/14
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olive exhilarant turdskin yarmulke
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
peach casino windowlicker
  05/12/15
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maroon step-uncle's house shitlib
  01/19/16
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Flesh community account new version
  10/25/17
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Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess
  11/29/15
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Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess
  12/23/15
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olive exhilarant turdskin yarmulke
  01/05/16
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Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess
  03/13/16
I want pizza
vermilion curious pervert
  06/07/17
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maroon step-uncle's house shitlib
  09/22/17
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Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
hot home boistinker
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Sepia splenetic spot
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
hot home boistinker
  07/18/18
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swollen theatre mental disorder
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Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess
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Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess
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citrine school cafeteria
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swollen theatre mental disorder
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Hilarious jade school

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Effete crackhouse travel guidebook

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Primrose Ape

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: olive exhilarant turdskin yarmulke

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: cracking coral locale



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Seedy piazza

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Appetizing pea-brained corner



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: turquoise offensive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: cordovan blood rage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: pungent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: french national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mewling poppy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Crimson cumskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Mewling poppy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: rambunctious histrionic stag film mad cow disease

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine Trump Supporter

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Hilarious jade school

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: french national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: rambunctious histrionic stag film mad cow disease

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Mischievous rigor

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Odious Disturbing Business Firm

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Hilarious jade school

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Bronze Nofapping Haunted Graveyard

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: mauve massive organic girlfriend double fault

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Pale location nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Flesh community account new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Appetizing pea-brained corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: swollen theatre mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: pungent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Ultramarine Trump Supporter

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: french national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: french national

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: jet whorehouse deer antler

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine Trump Supporter

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: vivacious locus

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Hilarious jade school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: plum cocky center private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: razzle abode knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Flesh community account new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: olive exhilarant turdskin yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: vivacious locus

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: aromatic lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: peach casino windowlicker

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Dark faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: floppy black gas station puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: chest-beating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: chest-beating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: swollen theatre mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Chocolate prole digit ratio

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: adventurous chapel codepig

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Odious Disturbing Business Firm

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Odious Disturbing Business Firm

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Sticky glassy ladyboy house

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: snowy laughsome personal credit line

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: adventurous chapel codepig

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Chocolate prole digit ratio

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Claret Slippery Dopamine Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: adventurous chapel codepig

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: adventurous chapel codepig

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: adventurous chapel codepig

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: adventurous chapel codepig

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: adventurous chapel codepig

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: adventurous chapel codepig

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: sexy drab senate skinny woman

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: plum cocky center private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Crusty Unholy Brethren Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: irradiated hell genital piercing

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: irradiated hell genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Electric gold idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: plum cocky center private investor

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: garnet candlestick maker

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: low-t set

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: idiotic hospital tattoo

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Charismatic lay

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother preventive strike

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Claret Slippery Dopamine Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring goal in life native

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: lemon nubile church building

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: irradiated hell genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Insecure volcanic crater

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Hilarious jade school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: know-it-all concupiscible parlor kitty

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Glittery roommate space

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: doobsian dingle berry meetinghouse

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: titillating overrated stage stock car

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: titillating overrated stage stock car

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: titillating overrated stage stock car

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime principal's office degenerate

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: saffron filthpig tanning salon

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: titillating overrated stage stock car

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: khaki base

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Charismatic lay

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Appetizing pea-brained corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: saffron filthpig tanning salon

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: khaki base

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Diverse chartreuse church

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: galvanic violet public bath

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Heady indirect expression

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Pale location nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Heady indirect expression

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Pale location nibblets

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Heady indirect expression

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: saffron filthpig tanning salon

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: lavender sweet tailpipe

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Chocolate prole digit ratio

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: stimulating area lettuce

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: cobalt supple office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Pale location nibblets

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Flesh community account new version

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Pale location nibblets

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: startled becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Disgusting toilet seat regret



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: titillating overrated stage stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: khaki base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: doobsian dingle berry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: tripping fragrant range marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Racy Azn Stead

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace doctorate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: vibrant fantasy-prone masturbator chad

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: startled becky

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: bright stage

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: titillating overrated stage stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed thriller quadroon rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: motley library

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Bossy Canary International Law Enforcement Agency Patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling death wish

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: indecent orchestra pit

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bull headed box office

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Exciting Sienna Associate

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: startled becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: tripping fragrant range marketing idea

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: chest-beating hall

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Diverse chartreuse church

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Primrose Ape

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: apoplectic university

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Learning disabled pit legal warrant



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: White excitant famous landscape painting

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Mint fear-inspiring boiling water

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Abnormal Theater People Who Are Hurt

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: olive exhilarant turdskin yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: peach casino windowlicker

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: maroon step-uncle's house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Flesh community account new version



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: olive exhilarant turdskin yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: vermilion curious pervert

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: maroon step-uncle's house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Useless indian lodge multi-billionaire



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: hot home boistinker

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Sepia splenetic spot

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: hot home boistinker

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: swollen theatre mental disorder



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Trip Cowardly Kitchen Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: citrine school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: swollen theatre mental disorder



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: swollen theatre mental disorder



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