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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Navy roommate
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
wonderful mahogany principal's office
  05/20/25
Never played it
Navy roommate
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
beady-eyed karate trailer park
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Navy roommate
  05/20/25
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Lascivious church liquid oxygen
  10/24/25
wario land
razzle wagecucks doctorate
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Navy roommate
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
fragrant faggotry field
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Navy roommate
  05/20/25
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Lascivious church liquid oxygen
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
excitant jet brethren keepsake machete
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Navy roommate
  10/23/25
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Lascivious church liquid oxygen
  10/23/25
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Lascivious church liquid oxygen
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
sickened dysfunction garrison
  10/23/25
Jesus
wonderful mahogany principal's office
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Lascivious church liquid oxygen
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Yellow hunting ground stock car
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Yellow hunting ground stock car
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
wonderful mahogany principal's office
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Yellow hunting ground stock car
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Lascivious church liquid oxygen
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Yellow hunting ground stock car
  10/25/25
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Navy roommate
  10/25/25
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Lascivious church liquid oxygen
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Navy roommate

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: wonderful mahogany principal's office

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Navy roommate

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed karate trailer park

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Navy roommate

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Lascivious church liquid oxygen



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: razzle wagecucks doctorate

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Navy roommate

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: fragrant faggotry field

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Navy roommate

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Lascivious church liquid oxygen



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: excitant jet brethren keepsake machete

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Navy roommate

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Lascivious church liquid oxygen



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: maroon nursing home antidepressant drug



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious church liquid oxygen



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: sickened dysfunction garrison

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: wonderful mahogany principal's office

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious church liquid oxygen



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Yellow hunting ground stock car

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Yellow hunting ground stock car

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: wonderful mahogany principal's office

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Yellow hunting ground stock car

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Lascivious church liquid oxygen



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Yellow hunting ground stock car

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious church liquid oxygen

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Navy roommate



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious church liquid oxygen



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#50093422)