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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask
  07/17/22
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Nubile Greedy Milk
  07/17/22
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Scarlet bisexual new version plaza
  07/17/22
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wine station mad cow disease
  07/18/22
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drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask
  09/29/22
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drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Irate abusive sanctuary laser beams
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Irate abusive sanctuary laser beams
  01/07/23
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wine station mad cow disease
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Glittery indian lodge
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Glittery indian lodge
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
copper dopamine associate
  03/18/23
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drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Glittery indian lodge
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Sinister Jewess Fat Ankles
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Mustard nudist nursing home
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Know-it-all seedy ticket booth sneaky criminal
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  08/23/24
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Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
twisted dark sound barrier
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Big temple
  09/28/24
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drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Fantasy-prone puppy ape
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Nubile Greedy Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Scarlet bisexual new version plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: wine station mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Irate abusive sanctuary laser beams

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Irate abusive sanctuary laser beams

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: wine station mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Glittery indian lodge

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Glittery indian lodge

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: copper dopamine associate

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Glittery indian lodge

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Sinister Jewess Fat Ankles

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Mustard nudist nursing home

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Know-it-all seedy ticket booth sneaky criminal

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: twisted dark sound barrier

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Big temple

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: drunken titillating organic girlfriend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone puppy ape

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49932244)