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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Hideous alcoholic theatre
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
big cordovan mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Trip sex offender
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Titillating resort
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
floppy parlor trust fund
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Maniacal contagious ladyboy
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Faggotry
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
big cordovan mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Hideous alcoholic theatre
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Obsidian Boltzmann Institution
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Anal hyperactive toilet seat pervert
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Hideous alcoholic theatre
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Pearl headpube
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Hideous alcoholic theatre
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
fragrant hot whorehouse hunting ground
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Hideous alcoholic theatre
  08/29/25
no
fragrant hot whorehouse hunting ground
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Razzmatazz Chest-beating Den Crotch
  08/29/25
...
fragrant hot whorehouse hunting ground
  08/28/25
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Razzmatazz Chest-beating Den Crotch
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
medicated halford roommate
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Excitant nibblets
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Passionate flickering indian lodge toaster
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Excitant nibblets
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
vibrant copper personal credit line abode
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
soul-stirring background story meetinghouse
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Trip sex offender
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Hideous alcoholic theatre
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Trip sex offender
  08/28/25
wow
Maniacal contagious ladyboy
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
carnelian galvanic generalized bond space
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Electric cream black woman
  08/29/25
...
Hideous alcoholic theatre
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Hideous alcoholic theatre
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Bronze violent gas station police squad
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Sooty Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency Kitty Cat
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Hideous alcoholic theatre

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: big cordovan mad-dog skullcap

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Trip sex offender

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Titillating resort

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: floppy parlor trust fund

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Maniacal contagious ladyboy

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible Insanely Creepy Faggotry

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: big cordovan mad-dog skullcap

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Hideous alcoholic theatre

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Obsidian Boltzmann Institution

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Anal hyperactive toilet seat pervert

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Hideous alcoholic theatre

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Pearl headpube

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Hideous alcoholic theatre

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant hot whorehouse hunting ground

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Hideous alcoholic theatre

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: fragrant hot whorehouse hunting ground

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chest-beating Den Crotch

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: fragrant hot whorehouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chest-beating Den Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: medicated halford roommate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Excitant nibblets

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Passionate flickering indian lodge toaster

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Excitant nibblets

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: vibrant copper personal credit line abode

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring background story meetinghouse

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Trip sex offender

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Hideous alcoholic theatre

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Trip sex offender

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Maniacal contagious ladyboy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: carnelian galvanic generalized bond space

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Electric cream black woman

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Hideous alcoholic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Hideous alcoholic theatre

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Bronze violent gas station police squad

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Sooty Stimulating International Law Enforcement Agency Kitty Cat

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#50102080)