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Strip Clubs get it all wrong, from a business perspective
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Violent up-to-no-good national Ive been watching this terrible podcast run by Strip Club MFEs. They complain constantly that the industry is dying, but each of their prescriptions is worse than the last. They focus hard on getting "big ballers" to come and not wasting resources on ordinary beer drinkers.
But in essence, the strip club is just a bar. Imagine your local neighborhood bar disdaining the customers who order two rum & cokes 5 nights a week, angling to hook some rapper to come buy champagne.
So while strip clubs are just bars, they also have a cultural expectation that they can charge a $20 cover. Neighborhood bar would KILL for this.
The biggest problem for the clubs is that in each and every one of them, the bitch-ass girls immediately accost any customer like a pajeet to a tourist, begging and needling for dollars. It's a miserable experience and it does not stop the entire time a customer is inside.
If there were a new baseline, where men felt like they could come and sit and drink peacefully, I honestly think they would give the girls more.
Some strip club owner should just set a new standard. "We are a bar. Pay a small cover. come drink, feel like youre in a bar. Also there are nude girls who dance. They wont bother you."
This would immediately become the number 1 bar in town.
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:12 AM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab byob titty bars are the best ones and the economics of those never made any sense until you realize they make $ off drugs and prostitution and serve as a front for other rackets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077677) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:13 AM Author: Lemon titillating hospital mad cow disease (Tony Soprano talking to his accountant) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077678) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:19 AM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab Bing had a full bar and wasn't full nude. byob full nude is where shit goes down.
they don't get into it fully but Sil clearly was running girls. That's how he was friends with the ortho jew motel owners down the road. once they got an official stake they were able to go into full brothel mode |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077711) |
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Date: August 20th, 2026 1:55 AM Author: pungent church building roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50079756) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: rusted corner puppy the bar doesn't pay the girls though, that's why they're hounding you. if the aren't grinding on someone they aren't getting paid.
paying them just to dance would be interesting model - they earn a living wage, no tips! - but drink and door costs would have to go up dramatically. i think most guys would be prefer to spend less and bullshit with the girls all night. |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab the strippers make their $$$ on the lap dances that involve semi/fully illegal activities. dancing on the stage for the dollar bills drunk fags throw is more of a cost of doing business for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077724) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: Deep Drab Macaca Box Office (burgeoning strip club entrepreneur) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077718) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Aromatic walnut gunner half-breed Always thought it would be a good idea to have an upscale moody speakeasy type cocktail lounge where the servers were basically strippers who would dress like cocktail waitresses but, e.g., not wear panties, light grabbing permitted, brush against ur cock while setting down ur drink, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077720) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Insanely creepy cobalt haunted graveyard socal vietnamese host girl cafes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078040) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:18 AM Author: Trust If Aryan Go on…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50088602) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:47 AM Author: Bateful amethyst jap strip clubs basically dont exist anywhere outside of US/Canada cause the concept of paying hundreds of dollars for a bitch to just grind on ur dick without sucking it or furking u is completely retarded to 99% of mankind outside of the US, u wld just pay 20% of that and furk the stupid slut. only weird puritanical birdshit amerishits cld ever think of something as stupid as furking strip clubs and of course im sure jews were somehow involved creating this god forsaken scam bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077723) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab a lot of things can go wrong when you get into full on hooker mode. going to some sketchy motel where you have to worry about cops, some drug nigger rolling you, getting your cock diseased, the chick not doing her part, etc is more stressful than just paying $100 for some chick you get to pick out to grind on your dick while you get to play with her tits and lightly finger her. wear lightweight pants and no underwear if you want to bust a nut.
ppl act like Epstein was some big pedo thing when in reality it was just very high end whoremongering for ppl who didn't want to deal with regual even semi-high end hooker bullshit. |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Bateful amethyst jap this just hows another retarded thing abt US, u are saying hookers are more problematic cause cops etc. well wtf isnt it legal like in most of europe? its compeltely retarded u tolerate strip clubs but not just legal brothels
if u had legal brothels or even ones just totally tolerated by cops lke in thailand then there wld be no issues
this shit is all a uniquely amerikkkan thing, i dont think dumbfurk goys even realize that. only a purtanical retarded birdshit society cld create this shit. i dont think even in AUS this is an issue its like legal there |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab "legal" brothels you still should have eyes in the back of your head that you not going to get rolled by some drug nig or some gook pimp if your in asia. also don't stick your dick in foreign whores. having a non-diseased cock is a nice thing to have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077743) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: Bateful amethyst jap u are retarded saar, real men in asia and euro dont think of this shit, its NBD, guys in their HS do this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077761) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 10:11 AM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab lol at sticking your euro anteater dick into some second world whore who's never even been to a dentist. no thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077764) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: Bateful amethyst jap how do u think u were procreated, saar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077858) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: disturbing locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077859) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Insanely creepy cobalt haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078041) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Floppy Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078180) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2026 11:45 AM Author: jag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50086983) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: vibrant school cafeteria what do they do when the lost boys show up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077730) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 10:03 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone brethren The first time I walked into a neighborhood titty bar it was a transcendental experience. Just a regular bar with topless girls walking around. No cover, not advertised as a strip club, just a bar with titties.
These bars are long gone because the model doesn't work anymore. Millennial male feminists and zoomer incels killed it. As much as I wish that weren't true. |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab there is a place like that in my hometown that still exists. even 25 years ago it had a reputation for not particularly attractive girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077769) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone brethren They used to be all over and over some pretty hot girls. There's one left near me too and it's the same. Last time I went in a few years ago the girls were gross and the place was full of regulars that look like they never their stools. Sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077801) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Bisexual abode son of senegal I would think ridiculously easy internet porn access and ability to hook up for one night stands via apps killed strip clubs, which I never understood the appeal of anyway. Just seems like an expensive exercise in frustration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077919) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: disturbing locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077963) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Lascivious nursing home Stupid and harmful business, let it die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077939) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: 180 bearded gaping I still have fond memories of the first time I went to Scores like 20 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50077951) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: hairraiser alpha I’ve always thought strip clubs need to be split into effectively a sports bar/breastaurant side with cocktail waitresses and like 1-2 strippers at a time walking through but not aggressively accosting dudes and annoying them, and a horny side with the proper stage and lap dance focus. But they should also have way better app game. It’s the worst when you cave to a mediocre stripper and drop $100 on her and then come sit back down and a much, much hotter girl starts accosting you and you always want to say “fuck where were you 20 minutes ago?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078027) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Jet-lagged startling feces Breasturaunts are suffering too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078035) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Jet-lagged startling feces I Listen To Strip Club Economics Podcasts tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078036) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078038) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078080) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: confused french international law enforcement agency tattoos ruined it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078067) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Ultramarine learning disabled rehab haven't actually been to one in 20+ years but it was bad back then. probably ghastly now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894842&forum_id=2/#50078078) |