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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Outnumbered Boiling Water
  09/15/13
explain.
glassy irradiated people who are hurt nibblets
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Outnumbered Boiling Water
  09/15/13
this is not bad
high-end cheese-eating ticket booth rigor
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Disgusting Maroon Meetinghouse
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
zippy brunch
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
black boyish immigrant
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
chrome twisted field
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
high-end cheese-eating ticket booth rigor
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
soggy den
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
ruddy toilet seat
  09/15/13
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misanthropic hairy legs
  09/15/13
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glassy irradiated people who are hurt nibblets
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
high-end cheese-eating ticket booth rigor
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Outnumbered Boiling Water
  09/15/13
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Rose persian
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Umber church
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Adventurous electric furnace yarmulke
  09/15/13
its ok.
Outnumbered Boiling Water
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Navy stock car
  09/25/15
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Outnumbered Boiling Water
  12/03/15
180
beta base
  12/03/15
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Outnumbered Boiling Water
  01/22/16
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plum flickering headpube indian lodge
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Rose persian
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Outnumbered Boiling Water
  06/22/16
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beta base
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Outnumbered Boiling Water
  06/21/17
do you pay?
comical tripping hall tattoo
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Outnumbered Boiling Water
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
comical tripping hall tattoo
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Outnumbered Boiling Water
  06/21/17
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Outnumbered Boiling Water
  03/16/18
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Outnumbered Boiling Water
  05/16/18
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Outnumbered Boiling Water
  07/03/19
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Outnumbered Boiling Water
  07/30/19
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Outnumbered Boiling Water
  02/11/23
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Garnet concupiscible piazza
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Stubborn cocky mental disorder
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Sepia insanely creepy address internal respiration
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Jade Talented Dilemma Dog Poop
  02/11/23
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Drunken doctorate
  10/25/23
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Outnumbered Boiling Water
  03/10/24
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  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: glassy irradiated people who are hurt nibblets

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: high-end cheese-eating ticket booth rigor

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Disgusting Maroon Meetinghouse

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: zippy brunch

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: black boyish immigrant

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: chrome twisted field

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: high-end cheese-eating ticket booth rigor

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: soggy den

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: ruddy toilet seat

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: misanthropic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: glassy irradiated people who are hurt nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: high-end cheese-eating ticket booth rigor

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Rose persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Umber church

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Adventurous electric furnace yarmulke

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Navy stock car

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: beta base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: plum flickering headpube indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Rose persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: beta base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: comical tripping hall tattoo

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: comical tripping hall tattoo

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Bonkers bat shit crazy voyeur

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Garnet concupiscible piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Stubborn cocky mental disorder

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Sepia insanely creepy address internal respiration

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Jade Talented Dilemma Dog Poop

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Drunken doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boiling Water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#48867830)