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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
brilliant sweet tailpipe
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Big Becky Hell
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
brilliant sweet tailpipe
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Soggy coral alpha tattoo
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
marvelous brass idiot travel guidebook
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Multi-colored haunting hall dopamine
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
brilliant sweet tailpipe
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Irradiated jade principal's office new version
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yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
brilliant sweet tailpipe
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Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Motley sooty resort roommate
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
concupiscible state
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Height?
White Public Bath
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5'7" - 5'8"
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rusted vigorous stead patrolman
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
hideous brethren
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
brilliant sweet tailpipe
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
cocky gold station
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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brilliant sweet tailpipe
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Histrionic zombie-like sanctuary
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Odious harsh potus heaven
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
lilac azn space
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
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  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
dead green site knife
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
internet-worthy circlehead
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Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Big Becky Hell

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Soggy coral alpha tattoo

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring dog poop

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: excitant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Soggy coral alpha tattoo

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Racy up-to-no-good meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Indigo lascivious community account chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: maniacal fighting stage candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: marvelous brass idiot travel guidebook

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Irradiated jade principal's office new version

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored haunting hall dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Irradiated jade principal's office new version

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Irradiated jade principal's office new version

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Motley sooty resort roommate

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: concupiscible state

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: White Public Bath

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Hilarious indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: rusted vigorous stead patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Cerebral mediation coldplay fan

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: hideous brethren

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: cocky gold station

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy circlehead

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Histrionic zombie-like sanctuary

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Odious harsh potus heaven

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: lilac azn space

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Soggy coral alpha tattoo

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: dead green site knife

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy circlehead

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Trip pungent brunch trust fund

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Soggy coral alpha tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: carmine nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Federal Pontificating Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: umber corner

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: brilliant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114491)