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Just sucked an NYU freshman's cock in his dorm room. Taking Qs.

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heady dysfunction
  05/12/26
her name
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  05/13/26
I respect his privacy. However, I will say I sucked his ...
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  05/13/26
why do you hope there was no video? NYU actively promotes th...
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  05/13/26
Only concerned the video of my cumming on the wall in the ha...
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DESCRIBE his cock. Cut or uncut? Trimmed, shaven, full...
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  05/21/26
Trimmed. I shouldn't have called it a cock. It was a pen...
heady dysfunction
  05/21/26
You're right to push back on that. 6.75 is slightly below av...
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  06/09/26
A man’s cock or a woman’s cock?
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Maybe it was ROBOT cock.
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I bet college freshmen have musky cocks and tight, virgin as...
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  05/18/26
As a regular and consistent sucker of freshman cocks for 20+...
heady dysfunction
  05/20/26
Just went back for seconds. Didn't go well though. He starte...
heady dysfunction
  06/02/26
He wanted another shot at getting his nut, but I was not abl...
heady dysfunction
  06/03/26
Good news. Looks like he's staying in the city all summer. H...
heady dysfunction
  06/05/26
I helped him find a summer (~3 month) sublet of a 1br @ $3k ...
heady dysfunction
  06/08/26
So far loving this. Sucked him off in my way to work this mo...
heady dysfunction
  06/09/26
Love is love
Vibrant hateful menage regret
  06/09/26
180 deal
Hideous windowlicker coffee pot
  06/09/26
this is absolutely disgusting, but can we get more details, ...
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  06/09/26
I'll try to give a brief, but fairly encompassing, summary o...
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  06/10/26
"Note: I'm 100% straight" Uh, you sure about th...
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Bad framing on My part. On a binary scale, I'm straight. ...
heady dysfunction
  06/10/26
180. Going to start using this one.
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  06/10/26
Nothing gay about helping a bro get the poison out
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Vibrant hateful menage regret
  06/09/26
Update, I sucked his cock FOUR times last week and already T...
heady dysfunction
  06/16/26
i like to imagine that you're the irl JJC
Confused Hall Quadroon
  06/16/26
Yeah. That schtick is played out. I'm gonna come up with a n...
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  06/17/26
This one is apropos
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  06/17/26
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Would love to find OP, tie him up to a fence, and beat him t...
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  06/17/26
Why? I'm not hurting anyone.
heady dysfunction
  06/18/26
Update. Sucked his cock during "lunch" today a...
heady dysfunction
  06/18/26
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Date: May 12th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: heady dysfunction



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Date: May 12th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed hospital faggot firefighter

her name

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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: umber razzmatazz property



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

I respect his privacy.

However, I will say I sucked his cock in a 1 bedroom apartment at Carlyle Court on Union Square. NYU puts 4 students in a single 1 bedroom appartment -- two in the bedroom and two in the living room.

Two of his roommates were home when I sucked his cock. After I sucked his cock in the bedroom I came out and hung out with him and the other two in the living room. I offered to suck the other two bro's cocks, but they politely declined.

When I left, i found a fairly secluded area in the hallway of their floor and jacked off onto the wall.

I had to give my real name (with ID) when I went into the building. I hope there was no security camera that saw me jacking off onto the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49884409)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious roast beef philosopher-king

why do you hope there was no video? NYU actively promotes this kind of conduct amongst its students. there's probably a write up from some freshman describing a similar experience in their view book as part of the allure of the university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49884488)



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Date: May 18th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

Only concerned the video of my cumming on the wall in the hallway gets leaked.

Proud of my cock sucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49889112)



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Date: May 18th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Ruby Party Of The First Part Rehab

"I offered to suck the other two bro's cocks, but they politely declined."

They clearly didn't want to contract GRIDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49889123)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

I lied and told them I was on PREP

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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: claret love of her life

“I offered to suck the other two bro's cocks, but they politely declined.”

This is grounds for expulsion in 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49892298)



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:02 AM
Author: emerald arousing bawdyhouse

DESCRIBE his cock.

Cut or uncut?

Trimmed, shaven, full bush?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49892641)



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Date: May 21st, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: heady dysfunction

Trimmed.

I shouldn't have called it a cock. It was a penis. Only maybe 6.75" x 4.75"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49892993)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Hideous windowlicker coffee pot

You're right to push back on that. 6.75 is slightly below avg at best for a gen z alpha male stud. That's not a cock, that's a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49925074)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: unholy gas station travel guidebook

A man’s cock or a woman’s cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49884484)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating generalized bond

Maybe it was ROBOT cock.

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Date: May 18th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Swollen Talented Piazza

I bet college freshmen have musky cocks and tight, virgin asses unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49889113)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

As a regular and consistent sucker of freshman cocks for 20+ years, I can confirm that their cocks have gotten progressively less musky over time, but they are still plenty musky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49892272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

Just went back for seconds. Didn't go well though. He started a new SSRI and couldn't cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49911879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

He wanted another shot at getting his nut, but I was not able to meet up after work. So, instead, I had him come to my office. I had him meet me on a floor a few floors below where I work, which we're in the process of subleasing out, and so which is always empty. (It's my preferred place to shit for that reason).

We went to the women's bathroom because that gets less use than the mens and I sucked him off in one of the stalls. He was standing and was having trouble cumming again. But I had him lie down on his back (yeah, gross in a bathroom, but whatev), and I was able to make him cum. It was a little watery, but otherwise a solid nut.

I was only away from my desk for ~10 minutes. Never stopped billing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49913892)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

Good news. Looks like he's staying in the city all summer. He asked me to help him find a place to stay. He's currently crashing with some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49917575)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

I helped him find a summer (~3 month) sublet of a 1br @ $3k / month in Flatiron and I prepaid 2 months of rent for him, with him responsible for the last month of rent. Our informal agreement is that I can come by and suck his cock / drain his balls whenever I want. I'll probably do so ~3 times per week.

So about $166 per suck of his cock. Not terrible. Worth it for the ease.

I also got him to agree to not shower until AFTER i suck his cock on the days I'm going to come over. Glad I snuck that in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49923953)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: heady dysfunction

So far loving this. Sucked him off in my way to work this morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49925053)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Vibrant hateful menage regret

Love is love

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Hideous windowlicker coffee pot

180 deal

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Confused Hall Quadroon

this is absolutely disgusting, but can we get more details, or have you done this with others and can tell us about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49925082)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

I'll try to give a brief, but fairly encompassing, summary of my history with this topic.

It began when I was 15 turning 16 and doing a summer camp for "gifted" high school students (or something like that -- not even sure how I ended up doing it -- parents just told me I was doing it) at Johns Hopkins.

There were two relevant encounters that summer. First, I ended up meeting a group of three hammered drunk Hopkins UGs and somehow ended up in their dorm. My intention was to try and fuck the only girl in the group. The other two were gay guys. Struck out with the girl, but the guys offered to suck me off. I was nervoud, but found it 180. (The girl watched. I was hoping she would maybe join in, but no).

Maybe a few weeks later, while I was wondering campus a professor (male), maybe in his early 40s, started chatting me up. One thing lead to another, and I ended up letting him suck me off in his office.

Over the next 5-6 years or so, I would only engage in real sex with women, but would fairly often let gay guys suck me off. I reckon that at one point, I was getting sucked off by gay guys after leaving bars on the weekends at least 2x per month. (At this point, I was not using any apps or anything -- all organic)

I'll provide more details on this next part some other time (need to head out soon), but one time I tried our reciprocating and it turns out I liked it -- even more than getting sucked off.

Since then, I've been a regular on Tinder/Grindr/Sniffies/etc. and I've had the same routine every time. I exclusively look for college aged white guys (I prioritize the straight ones, but that's hard) and offer to suck them off. Been doing this regularly for like 15+ years. Easily have sucked over 1000 cocks.

(Note: I'm 100% straight, married, kids, etc. Never done any real gay stuff --- not in the xoxo flame way, but in terms of never getting fucked in the ass, etc.)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49926461)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored shaky state wagecucks

tp

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Hideous windowlicker coffee pot



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Confused Hall Quadroon

pretty weird and gross but also 180

having said that, please poast more details and stories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49927297)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling faggotry casino

"Note: I'm 100% straight"

Uh, you sure about that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49927370)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: heady dysfunction

Bad framing on My part. On a binary scale, I'm straight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49927661)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Hideous windowlicker coffee pot

180. Going to start using this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49928921)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Flatulent filthy school cafeteria scourge upon the earth

Nothing gay about helping a bro get the poison out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49928721)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Flatulent filthy school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Vibrant hateful menage regret



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

Update, I sucked his cock FOUR times last week and already TWICE this week.

He's going on vacation with his family for a few weeks later on this summer, so I'll need to find some new cocks to suck those weeks. It's for the better. I'm already starting to get a little bored of sucking the same cock. Surprised I didn't start getting bored earlier. Usually I lose interest after the first time. It's getting harder and harder to fins 18-20 year olds willing to get their cock sucked though. Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, or because Gen Z's brains ins too fried from doom scrolling to have good sex drives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49942908)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Confused Hall Quadroon

i like to imagine that you're the irl JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49943170)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

Yeah. That schtick is played out. I'm gonna come up with a new moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49945147)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

This one is apropos

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Date: June 17th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Confused Hall Quadroon

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Date: June 17th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: french chapel community account

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Date: June 17th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: sexy center

I can't wait for the civil war.

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Date: June 17th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: comical brilliant brunch

Would love to find OP, tie him up to a fence, and beat him to death with a baseball bat. That’s not ironical I literally would enjoy killing him.

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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

Why? I'm not hurting anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49946843)



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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

Update.

Sucked his cock during "lunch" today and confirmed I'm 100% bored with it. I'm gonna pay for his July rent no matter what. And wait until after he's back from his trip try again to see if it gets exciting again. If not, I'm gonna bail out on paying his Aug rent.

He doesn't know my real name, but he does know what firm I work at. I suppose I could just stop paying the rent for July, but that might risk him getting pissed off too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49946874)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: heady dysfunction

Update.

Since I'm bored sucking his cock, but I'm still financially obligated toward him for the rest of the month, I'm now using him like a fleshlight. He was pretending to be "mostly straight" before, but it's now pretty clear that he's a normal gay who hides it well. Now I have him suck me off, and I've fucked him a few times. I'm not a big fan of fucking dudes, but I want to get my money's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49959199)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: masc fit hung stud seeking cock

UPDATE:

I've only suckNfucked with him once or twice the past few weeks. But, he did introduce me to a friend of his who goes to Parsons who I'm scheduled to meet up with later this week. If it goes well, we may have a threesome. He's more of a traditional faggy twink (not my type) but it's already teed up for me so I might as well take advantage. Thinking about getting into some BDSM shit with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866234&forum_id=2/#49984996)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

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