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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
smoky foreskin
  04/05/26
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Embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria wagecucks
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
smoky foreskin
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
orchid contagious crackhouse
  04/05/26
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Nudist Area
  04/05/26
Lol
Mewling very tactful box office
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Emerald corner stain
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Emerald corner stain
  04/05/26
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smoky foreskin
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Vigorous library
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria wagecucks
  04/05/26
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Umber hissy fit stock car
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Erotic free-loading institution son of senegal
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Passionate Step-uncle's House
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Excitant Lime Hospital Water Buffalo
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Arrogant Prole
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Chrome aggressive forum rigor
  04/05/26
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exhilarant shrine fat ankles
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Chrome aggressive forum rigor
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
comical chartreuse garrison
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Swashbuckling university genital piercing
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
balding theater stage mood
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
odious disgusting hall queen of the night
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
pearly piazza
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Maroon blathering office
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Swashbuckling university genital piercing
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
odious disgusting hall queen of the night
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Maroon blathering office
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Excitant Lime Hospital Water Buffalo
  04/05/26
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smoky foreskin
  04/05/26
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jade sanctuary codepig
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
comical chartreuse garrison
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Maroon blathering office
  04/05/26
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Nudist Area
  04/05/26
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Nudist Area
  04/05/26
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obsidian slap-happy hunting ground mental disorder
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
obsidian slap-happy hunting ground mental disorder
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
diverse mexican den
  04/05/26
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smoky foreskin
  04/05/26
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orchid contagious crackhouse
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Pea-brained cerise keepsake machete
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
comical chartreuse garrison
  04/05/26
...
Maroon blathering office
  04/05/26
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razzle halford dingle berry
  04/06/26
Pls respond
boyish fishy whorehouse
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
orchid contagious crackhouse
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: smoky foreskin

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: smoky foreskin

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: orchid contagious crackhouse

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Nudist Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Mewling very tactful box office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Emerald corner stain

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Emerald corner stain

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: smoky foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Vigorous library

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria wagecucks

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Umber hissy fit stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Erotic free-loading institution son of senegal

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Passionate Step-uncle's House

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Excitant Lime Hospital Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Arrogant Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Chrome aggressive forum rigor

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: exhilarant shrine fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Chrome aggressive forum rigor

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: comical chartreuse garrison

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling university genital piercing

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: balding theater stage mood

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: odious disgusting hall queen of the night

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: pearly piazza

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Maroon blathering office

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling university genital piercing

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: odious disgusting hall queen of the night

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Maroon blathering office

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Excitant Lime Hospital Water Buffalo

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: smoky foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: jade sanctuary codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: comical chartreuse garrison

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Maroon blathering office

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Nudist Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Nudist Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy hunting ground mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: obsidian slap-happy hunting ground mental disorder

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: diverse mexican den

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: smoky foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: orchid contagious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained cerise keepsake machete

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Hilarious really tough guy orchestra pit

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: comical chartreuse garrison

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Maroon blathering office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: razzle halford dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: boyish fishy whorehouse

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: orchid contagious crackhouse

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49812165)