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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Pearl space dingle berry
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  04/14/22
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aggressive corner psychic
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
White Spot
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  04/14/22
...
White Spot
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Adventurous dysfunction
  04/14/22
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sinister preventive strike field
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Turquoise police squad karate
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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beady-eyed coldplay fan
  04/28/22
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beady-eyed coldplay fan
  07/04/23
...
sinister preventive strike field
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
crystalline garrison famous landscape painting
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Henna Ape Principal's Office
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  04/27/24
?
Henna Ape Principal's Office
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Henna Ape Principal's Office
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Henna Ape Principal's Office
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
boyish nursing home
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Henna Ape Principal's Office
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
boyish nursing home
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
swashbuckling pocket flask
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
erotic trailer park faggot firefighter
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
free-loading buff rigor
  04/24/26
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histrionic mad cow disease travel guidebook
  04/27/24
180
black laughsome death wish office
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Turquoise police squad karate
  04/27/24
Honk honk
black laughsome death wish office
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
boyish nursing home
  04/27/24
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scarlet irradiated site
  04/27/24
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histrionic mad cow disease travel guidebook
  10/08/24
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Diverse costumed den persian
  10/08/24
...
orange big french chef tattoo
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Learning disabled market hunting ground
  06/06/24
...
Vivacious sooty therapy antidepressant drug
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
embarrassed to the bone immigrant
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
cheese-eating address hissy fit
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
embarrassed to the bone immigrant
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
cheese-eating address hissy fit
  06/06/24
...
Ungodly boltzmann black woman
  04/24/26
...
Diverse costumed den persian
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  09/14/25
...
Provocative crimson digit ratio
  03/31/26
flame?
multi-colored bearded university
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
beady-eyed coldplay fan
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Dark Brethren
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Slippery Avocado Chapel
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Dark Brethren
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Chartreuse hairraiser menage boiling water
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Ungodly boltzmann black woman
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Pearl space dingle berry

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: aggressive corner psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: White Spot

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: White Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Adventurous dysfunction

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: sinister preventive strike field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Turquoise police squad karate

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: sinister preventive strike field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: crystalline garrison famous landscape painting

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Henna Ape Principal's Office

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Henna Ape Principal's Office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Henna Ape Principal's Office

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Henna Ape Principal's Office

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: boyish nursing home

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Henna Ape Principal's Office

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: boyish nursing home

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling pocket flask

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: erotic trailer park faggot firefighter

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: free-loading buff rigor

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: histrionic mad cow disease travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: black laughsome death wish office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Turquoise police squad karate

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: black laughsome death wish office

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: boyish nursing home

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: scarlet irradiated site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: histrionic mad cow disease travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Diverse costumed den persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: orange big french chef tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Learning disabled market hunting ground

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Vivacious sooty therapy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone immigrant

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: cheese-eating address hissy fit

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone immigrant

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating address hissy fit

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Ungodly boltzmann black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Diverse costumed den persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Provocative crimson digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: multi-colored bearded university

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed coldplay fan

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Dark Brethren

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Slippery Avocado Chapel

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Dark Brethren

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse hairraiser menage boiling water

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Ungodly boltzmann black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2/#50021007)