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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
infuriating boiling water
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
rose vibrant friendly grandma parlour
  04/18/25
Cr.
chartreuse newt pisswyrm
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
sick institution rigpig
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Poppy big stage
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
electric sanctuary coffee pot
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
aggressive church building psychic
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
diverse citrine antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
diverse citrine antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
...
Brass mad cow disease
  04/18/25
...
Frisky free-loading home
  08/17/26
...
Charismatic overrated meetinghouse
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
purple swashbuckling halford
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
rusted national organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
rusted national organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Brass mad cow disease
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
rusted national organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
rusted national organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
multi-colored unhinged messiness digit ratio
  04/18/25
jfc goys
rusted national organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Brass mad cow disease
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
mischievous hall half-breed
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Brass mad cow disease
  04/18/25
Ty friend
mischievous hall half-breed
  04/18/25
...
Learning disabled feces factory reset button
  08/17/26
...
Learning disabled feces factory reset button
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
lake degenerate
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
lake degenerate
  04/18/25
...
big-titted slate karate
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
rusted national organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/18/25
...
Charismatic overrated meetinghouse
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Indecent Mauve Incel Prole
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
mischievous hall half-breed
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
rose vibrant friendly grandma parlour
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  08/17/26
...
Learning disabled feces factory reset button
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
diverse citrine antidepressant drug
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
diverse citrine antidepressant drug
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
diverse citrine antidepressant drug
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
talented field associate
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
talented field associate
  08/17/26
...
Territorial Kitchen
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
lake degenerate
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
lake degenerate
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
sick institution rigpig
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Ivory stirring circlehead garrison
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: infuriating boiling water

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: rose vibrant friendly grandma parlour

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: chartreuse newt pisswyrm

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: sick institution rigpig

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Poppy big stage

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: electric sanctuary coffee pot

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: aggressive church building psychic

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: diverse citrine antidepressant drug

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: diverse citrine antidepressant drug

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Brass mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Frisky free-loading home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic overrated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: purple swashbuckling halford

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: rusted national organic girlfriend

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: rusted national organic girlfriend

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Brass mad cow disease

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: rusted national organic girlfriend

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: rusted national organic girlfriend

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: multi-colored unhinged messiness digit ratio

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: rusted national organic girlfriend

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Brass mad cow disease

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: mischievous hall half-breed

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Brass mad cow disease

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mischievous hall half-breed

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Learning disabled feces factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Learning disabled feces factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: lake degenerate

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: lake degenerate

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: big-titted slate karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: rusted national organic girlfriend

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic overrated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Indecent Mauve Incel Prole

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mischievous hall half-breed

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: rose vibrant friendly grandma parlour

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Learning disabled feces factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: diverse citrine antidepressant drug

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: diverse citrine antidepressant drug

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: diverse citrine antidepressant drug

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: talented field associate

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: talented field associate

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Territorial Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: lake degenerate

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: lake degenerate

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: sick institution rigpig

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Ivory stirring circlehead garrison

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146047)