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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Rambunctious principal's office
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/01/26
120...
Rambunctious principal's office
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Rusted coiffed home
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Rusted coiffed home
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
razzmatazz garrison
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
razzmatazz garrison
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
metal queen of the night
  06/01/26
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canary low-t nowag
  06/01/26
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supple cowardly hospital cumskin
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Coral immigrant death wish
  06/01/26
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Puce Irradiated Theater Liquid Oxygen
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
slap-happy double fault
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Startled Dead Pit
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Startled Dead Pit
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Coral immigrant death wish
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
canary low-t nowag
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Coral immigrant death wish
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
canary low-t nowag
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Startled Dead Pit
  06/01/26
...
Thriller Indian Lodge Main People
  06/02/26
you maed it
Startling range
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Pale legend gaming laptop
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Coral immigrant death wish
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
pontificating plaza
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
chartreuse rebellious resort background story
  06/01/26
what job did you have
white ladyboy library
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Aggressive Ticket Booth
  06/01/26
...
Jet vibrant piazza deer antler
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Demanding windowlicker idea he suggested
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Coral immigrant death wish
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Demanding windowlicker idea he suggested
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Coral immigrant death wish
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Hyperventilating tanning salon
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
hairraiser twinkling toaster athletic conference
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Startled Dead Pit
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
hairraiser twinkling toaster athletic conference
  06/01/26
...
razzmatazz garrison
  06/03/26
...
Copper philosopher-king
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
pontificating plaza
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
pontificating plaza
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Zombie-like glittery market
  06/02/26
...
Crawly exciting masturbator skinny woman
  06/02/26
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canary low-t nowag
  06/02/26
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lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/03/26
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razzmatazz garrison
  06/03/26
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pontificating plaza
  06/03/26
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Puce Irradiated Theater Liquid Oxygen
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
mind-boggling vengeful site
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Coral immigrant death wish
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Purple address
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Crawly exciting masturbator skinny woman
  06/03/26
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lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/03/26
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Purple address
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razzmatazz garrison
  06/03/26
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pontificating plaza
  06/03/26
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Wonderful Yellow Dysfunction Property
  06/03/26
...
Rambunctious principal's office
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
lilac degenerate crackhouse
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
excitant generalized bond step-uncle's house
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Purple address
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious principal's office

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Rambunctious principal's office

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Rusted coiffed home

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Rusted coiffed home

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz garrison

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz garrison

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: metal queen of the night

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: canary low-t nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: supple cowardly hospital cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Coral immigrant death wish

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Puce Irradiated Theater Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: slap-happy double fault

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Startled Dead Pit

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Startled Dead Pit

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Coral immigrant death wish

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: canary low-t nowag

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Coral immigrant death wish

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: canary low-t nowag

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Startled Dead Pit

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Startling range

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Pale legend gaming laptop

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Coral immigrant death wish

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: pontificating plaza

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: chartreuse rebellious resort background story

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: white ladyboy library

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Aggressive Ticket Booth

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Jet vibrant piazza deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Demanding windowlicker idea he suggested

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Coral immigrant death wish

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Demanding windowlicker idea he suggested

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Coral immigrant death wish

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating tanning salon

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: hairraiser twinkling toaster athletic conference

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Startled Dead Pit

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: hairraiser twinkling toaster athletic conference

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Copper philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: pontificating plaza

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: pontificating plaza

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like glittery market

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Crawly exciting masturbator skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: canary low-t nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: pontificating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Puce Irradiated Theater Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling vengeful site

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Coral immigrant death wish

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Purple address

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Crawly exciting masturbator skinny woman

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Purple address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: pontificating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Wonderful Yellow Dysfunction Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: lilac degenerate crackhouse

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: excitant generalized bond step-uncle's house

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Purple address

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2/#49912932)