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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Hyperventilating soul-stirring stage
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
irradiated shrine immigrant
  04/18/25
Cr.
rambunctious insanely creepy ape
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
irate haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Purple Flirting Range
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
adulterous slate nursing home
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
zippy disrespectful black woman
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line
  04/18/25
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cerebral chartreuse abode
  04/18/25
...
Costumed Brilliant Internal Respiration
  08/17/26
...
Glittery buff juggernaut principal's office
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Lemon parlor
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
godawful prole corner
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
godawful prole corner
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
cerebral chartreuse abode
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
godawful prole corner
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
godawful prole corner
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Learning disabled high-end station
  04/18/25
jfc goys
godawful prole corner
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
cerebral chartreuse abode
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Mustard antidepressant drug stock car
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
cerebral chartreuse abode
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Mustard antidepressant drug stock car
  04/18/25
...
crystalline selfie theater
  08/17/26
...
crystalline selfie theater
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Cobalt business firm sandwich
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Cobalt business firm sandwich
  04/18/25
...
Lake passionate fortuitous meteor clown
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
godawful prole corner
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/18/25
...
Glittery buff juggernaut principal's office
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
underhanded jew crotch
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Mustard antidepressant drug stock car
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
irradiated shrine immigrant
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
big misunderstood striped hyena
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  08/17/26
...
crystalline selfie theater
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line
  08/17/26
ur dumb
big misunderstood striped hyena
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
big misunderstood striped hyena
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
big misunderstood striped hyena
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
vibrant light parlour elastic band
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
big misunderstood striped hyena
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
vibrant light parlour elastic band
  08/17/26
...
demanding sickened giraffe
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Cobalt business firm sandwich
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
big misunderstood striped hyena
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Cobalt business firm sandwich
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
irate haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
big misunderstood striped hyena
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Hyperventilating soul-stirring stage

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: irradiated shrine immigrant

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: rambunctious insanely creepy ape

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: irate haunted graveyard

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Purple Flirting Range

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: adulterous slate nursing home

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: zippy disrespectful black woman

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: cerebral chartreuse abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Costumed Brilliant Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Glittery buff juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Lemon parlor

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: godawful prole corner

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: godawful prole corner

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: cerebral chartreuse abode

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: godawful prole corner

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: godawful prole corner

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Learning disabled high-end station

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: godawful prole corner

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cerebral chartreuse abode

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Mustard antidepressant drug stock car

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: cerebral chartreuse abode

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mustard antidepressant drug stock car

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: crystalline selfie theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: crystalline selfie theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Cobalt business firm sandwich

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Cobalt business firm sandwich

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Lake passionate fortuitous meteor clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: godawful prole corner

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Glittery buff juggernaut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: underhanded jew crotch

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mustard antidepressant drug stock car

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: irradiated shrine immigrant

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: crystalline selfie theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Copper Slimy Personal Credit Line

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: vibrant light parlour elastic band

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: vibrant light parlour elastic band

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: demanding sickened giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Cobalt business firm sandwich

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Cobalt business firm sandwich

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: irate haunted graveyard

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: big misunderstood striped hyena

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/#50146047)