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Just went to Aldi. Holy fucking shit
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: Alcoholic galvanic senate when i was a naval commander stationed in germany i would go. place is typical shitbox where they just throw stuff on shelves and you are forced to unpack everything. so its cheap. and there are no more than 1 (one) people working in the store at any gfiven moment. so its even cheaper.
the people.
we talk about shrews and chads and stuff here but we never talk ab out the phenotype of an aldi shopper. truly out of middle earth. if you look in the mirror and give yourself a 6-7 then bump it up a point because there are real life 1s amongst us. shopping for lowpriced eggs |
Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Heady parlour feces I'm an Aldi shopper and I'm from middle earth (high elf). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933588) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: odious irate rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933590) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker sup numenorean 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: odious irate rigor https://ibb.co/KxbrdFxJ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49934177) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker 98765432345678987654323456789876543234567898
(At a conservative minimum, to be clear!) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:06 AM Author: Alcoholic galvanic senate yes. youve always been a curiousity to me despite having you pegged as an eastern euro from the midwest who eats organ meats for breakfast. good to know you are at home in an aldi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933616) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: Heady parlour feces liverwurst on toast this morning 😋 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933659) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933866) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker youve always been a curiousity to me tp
Many such cases in cyberspace! |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933867) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: Exciting skinny woman church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933917) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933918) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: vivacious swollen brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49934018) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49934727) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: burgundy pontificating set becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49934149) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49934728) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Irradiated lilac clown Gay guy on the internet talking about his "time as a naval commander in Germany" tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933593) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker I really like it here, apropos of nothing 👌 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933882) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Nighttime razzle-dazzle cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933942) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933951) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: beta blood rage site People pay a premium for upscale groceries because they want to avoid the Aldi phenotypes and hazardous proximity to Scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933629) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: Alcoholic galvanic senate for decades target existed to escape the kmart and walmart crowd but then kmart went bankrupt and even scum cannot be bother to go to a walmart. Im not sure who goes into that place but i imagine its spirit airlines customers. cowgod is short on his clique theory because there is something different from loser or scum. there is an aldi customer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933645) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:14 AM Author: beta blood rage site It fits into clique theory still. They are Low Scumbags and Low Losers. They breed without regard for phenotype curation just like Indians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933652) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Thirsty Patrolman Always a pleasure, number 94 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933730) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:39 PM Author: beta blood rage site how am I only 94, this is an outrage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49935145) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49935615) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Alcoholic galvanic senate That guy is a real jerk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49936075) |
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Date: June 14th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49938788) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: Green Sticky Gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933647) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933862) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: french insecure faggot firefighter fat ankles Leberkässemmel und Aldi-Eigenmarkenenerdschie geht nei in den Hyperboreanerschlund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933673) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Domesticated Soul-stirring Potus you think the average xo poaster doesn't know about 1s when he rates himself a 6? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933677) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Alcoholic galvanic senate most people dismiss 10s as a urban legend, only rating absolute smokeshows as a 9 or 8.5. I don't experience the 1s in my life on a regular basis, only renewing my drivers lic ense or shopping at aldi. I dont know how many of them exist amongst us but i am pretty confident that their score brings down the weighted average significantly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933689) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Domesticated Soul-stirring Potus we all know they're out there even if we don't see them often
I was at Disney recently and saw sooooo many people on the lower end of the bell curve, and what was shocking was that they came in all ages |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Vibrant chest-beating station nowag haven't been to one in years. worse than a walmart, or even a dollar general.
disorganized. weird brands. funny smells. gross people.
only upside was the selection of unusual german, or pseudo german, products on the shelves.
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: Trip underhanded field giraffe redditors love aldi. just throwing that out there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933718) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: mint pit True but countered by the fact that Boomers HATE it. They don’t get the concept of a smaller selection meaning lower prices. They get MAF when the specific dopey thing they get at the supermarket isn’t there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933949) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker Boomers are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933958) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: Puce Property Kitty Aldi is depressing. It feels like you're shopping in a communist grovery story in some backwater post-industrial Russian town in 1985 USSR.
Trader Joes is the same price and white label model but feels more UMC and less prole. |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Heady parlour feces TJ is more expensive than Aldis, you are paying more to feel 'upscale'. I'd shop at both if any TJ's were around me as their stocks don't overlap but as such Aldi is great and saves me a lot of money and I like the random German crap they have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933770) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Gold public bath sweet tailpipe Every TJs I have been to was awful to shop in. Crowded as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933883) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker They really vary by the location I’ve noticed - it’s always clean and friendly but the layout varies wildly, some super cramped some huge and everything in between (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933886) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: Slimy gas station boistinker Trader Joe’s is 18000000000000
Photo finish with in and out for my favorite store employees to interact with |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: a rich inner world (luis) had a numinous experience talking to a trader joes employee once, not flame. (he was a man, of course) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49941068) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp 18000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
“I am currently out of the office having a numinous experience at Trader Joe’s” |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Shitlaw boss crossing out "numinous" and writing "not a word" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49942254) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:16 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49942919) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp >(he was a man, of course)
LOL'd at this again btw, tyvm |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Honey-headed Apoplectic Resort Macaca It works great in Germany because its filled with Germans. At least it was 20 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933750) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Fragrant lime church building candlestick maker Aldi is great because you know it's proles who are actually trying to save money, as opposed to the really dumb proles who just buy brand name Koolaid at Walmart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933777) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: Alcoholic galvanic senate good point lfo. genuine destitute proles do exhibit some sort of decorum and ethos. They are genuinely aware that there is only one person working there at any given moment and they behave accordingly. it's depressing but civil. it is not walmart |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Fragrant lime church building candlestick maker cr I've never seen anyone chimp out at Aldi. They also know to close at a reasonable hour to prevent slobs strolling in at 11 pm. Controlled organized proledom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933786) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Glassy old irish cottage How would you rate Aldi on a scale of 1-5
1 being the Commissary
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5 being Publix |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: cobalt territorial gaming laptop *record scratch* hold your horses there "when i was a naval commander stationed in germany" am I the only one who noticed this, or am I the only one on xo who didn't know this?
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49941061) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: cobalt territorial gaming laptop I was in an aldi in Germany very recently and the demographic there is an unremarkable mixture of young poors including the typical harassed-looking mothers with young children in strollers, albeit with an unsettlingly large proportion of muslims with beards and headscarves obviously on welfare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933799) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: mint pit Very similar to the Aldis here. “Good” proles (as noted above) plus foreigners. You rarely see “bad” proles. Every now and then you do come across some cheap-asses slumming from the more UMC areas (like me). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933939) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Nighttime razzle-dazzle cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933952) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: marvelous indirect expression this is why I go to Costcos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933877) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: dashing henna business firm Don't forget the Amish. They like Aldi's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49933881) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Salmon kitchen legal warrant aldi is 180. wtf are you people talking about. it's basically a less polished trader joe's (i think both are owned by two brothers). assuming you go there when there isn't a line occupying the 1 worker, or it's a location with self checkout, you can be in and out so fast. i get my pasture raised eggs for $3.95/dozen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49934282) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:38 PM Author: Onyx box office trump supporter It would be 180 except for the clientele, as is it's 169. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49935143) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: iridescent sanctuary international law enforcement agency I'm not ashamed to be an Aldi shopper, although I have it delivered. I buy only their most prestigious items: organic chicken, organic greens, organic cheese, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49935624) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: a rich inner world (luis) one thing that annoys me is they make you pay to use a shopping cart and i'm never carrying around change/cash for that.
My wife Once asked a guy who was about to put his shopping cart back if he could just give it to her (since she didn't have change) and he refused to do it unless she paid him. lol. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: aqua jeet (🧐) didn't realize dbg meant visalia when he moved to "are country" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49942257) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49942268) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: a rich inner world (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49942313) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: gay of hormuz 180 yogurt at Aldi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49942298) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: animeboi (.) FRIENDLY FARMS or SPECIALLY SELECETED brand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2/#49942311) |