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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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balding windowlicker
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Slimy psychic hominid
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Jfc
motley buff parlor
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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Stimulating business firm
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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Stimulating business firm
  04/09/23
sure bud
Shimmering adventurous indirect expression
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wine multi-colored abode knife
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
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Brindle dilemma puppy
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Lime excitant deer antler boistinker
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Charismatic ladyboy
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
Cobalt Laser Beams Parlour
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Stimulating business firm
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
milky doctorate whorehouse
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French Site Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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violent silver cruise ship
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Big if true
Concupiscible theatre
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
French Site Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Brindle dilemma puppy
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
floppy rigpig
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Charcoal corner
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
floppy rigpig
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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Stimulating business firm
  04/09/23
Jesus.
Angry Filthy Plaza
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
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dull messiness old irish cottage
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Walnut Cerebral Nursing Home
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Charcoal corner
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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Racy garnet resort
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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  05/10/23
new here?
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Slimy psychic hominid
  08/15/23
based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
passionate trust fund jew
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Charcoal corner
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
Racy garnet resort
  05/10/23
throwaway?
passionate trust fund jew
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
Racy garnet resort
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
Fuchsia curious clown
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new poaster, first day?
motley buff parlor
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
Fuchsia curious clown
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
diverse mentally impaired meetinghouse national security agency
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
Charismatic ladyboy
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
passionate trust fund jew
  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Walnut Cerebral Nursing Home

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: balding windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Slimy psychic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: motley buff parlor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Laughsome becky

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Brass address dysfunction

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Slimy psychic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Mewling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Shimmering adventurous indirect expression

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: wine multi-colored abode knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Racy garnet resort

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Brindle dilemma puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Lime excitant deer antler boistinker

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Charismatic ladyboy

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Cobalt Laser Beams Parlour

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: milky doctorate whorehouse

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: French Site Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: dull messiness old irish cottage

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: violent silver cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible theatre

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: French Site Scourge Upon The Earth

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Walnut Cerebral Nursing Home

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Brindle dilemma puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: floppy rigpig

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Charcoal corner

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: floppy rigpig

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Charcoal corner

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Angry Filthy Plaza

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: cocky indian lodge

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: pale razzle box office ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: dull messiness old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Walnut Cerebral Nursing Home

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Charcoal corner

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Walnut Cerebral Nursing Home

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Walnut Cerebral Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Racy garnet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia curious clown

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Bateful Station Really Tough Guy

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Slimy psychic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: passionate trust fund jew

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Charcoal corner

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Racy garnet resort

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: passionate trust fund jew

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Racy garnet resort

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: passionate trust fund jew

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Racy garnet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia curious clown

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: motley buff parlor

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia curious clown

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: diverse mentally impaired meetinghouse national security agency

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Charismatic ladyboy

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: passionate trust fund jew

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: diverse mentally impaired meetinghouse national security agency

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: pale razzle box office ratface

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: very tactful heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: pale razzle box office ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Sickened Lodge Partner

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: irradiated ocher lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: passionate trust fund jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: pearl frozen orchestra pit shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Charismatic ladyboy

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: very tactful heaven



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: sticky area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: wine multi-colored abode knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Olive Godawful Senate Azn

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Abusive beady-eyed mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Charismatic ladyboy

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: vermilion liquid oxygen



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: fus_ro_dah (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2/#50027748)