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  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
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MAGA!
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That’s 1.5 men per minute
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Jfc
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Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
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all birdshit "men" are feminists
appetizing orange shrine faggot firefighter
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This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
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instead *crickets*
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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Had the same thought.
hyperventilating hall selfie
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They should do a collab
aquamarine laughsome den international law enforcement agency
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where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
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superior anglo culture
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Henna boyish institution ceo

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Flickering antidepressant drug

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: mauve territorial point

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: yapping chest-beating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Histrionic area jew

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: white sanctuary psychic

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser Range

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: trip alpha

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring mildly autistic hairy legs

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Coral meetinghouse half-breed

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser Range

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: appetizing orange shrine faggot firefighter

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: amber motley mad-dog skullcap french chef

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: appetizing orange shrine faggot firefighter

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: amber motley mad-dog skullcap french chef

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: appetizing orange shrine faggot firefighter

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Flirting base generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Pontificating university rigor

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Arousing Locale Persian

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: concupiscible abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: white sanctuary psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Bateful saffron national new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Smoky organic girlfriend double fault

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: appetizing orange shrine faggot firefighter

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: concupiscible abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552489)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Confused Pistol Public Bath

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: passionate greedy gas station

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: provocative gay puppy liquid oxygen

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: jade trailer park

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle black principal's office prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: jade trailer park

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle black principal's office prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Pale irate senate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall selfie

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome den international law enforcement agency

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Bateful saffron national new version

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Contagious lemon site

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: stimulating low-t striped hyena cuckoldry

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: stimulating low-t striped hyena cuckoldry

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Pale irate senate trust fund

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49923920)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49926840)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2/#49963114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: flatulent twinkling kitty cat menage



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: mauve territorial point

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: avocado nudist stage police squad

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: dashing magenta heaven fortuitous meteor

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Smoky organic girlfriend double fault

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: mauve territorial point

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: electric tattoo milk

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: zippy aromatic roommate

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Spot

Damn, what a slut!

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