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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
appetizing jet incel
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
drunken sickened set
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
pearl senate laser beams
  08/30/25
...
mauve hospital
  09/05/25
, he lisped
flesh idiot stage
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Twinkling center
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Twinkling center
  08/31/25
...
flirting magical school clown
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Haunting bossy lay
  08/31/25
delusional take
flirting magical school clown
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Marvelous area
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Haunting bossy lay
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
splenetic passionate box office
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Haunting bossy lay
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Haunting bossy lay
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
splenetic passionate box office
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Haunting bossy lay
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
splenetic passionate box office
  09/05/25
...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Exciting rusted orchestra pit
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
splenetic passionate box office
  09/05/25
...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
splenetic passionate box office
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
deep walnut organic girlfriend chapel
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
deep walnut organic girlfriend chapel
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/05/25
Kenny
splenetic passionate box office
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  09/06/25
...
Soggy circlehead
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/06/25
...
Soggy circlehead
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Mischievous digit ratio
  09/07/25
Explain
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Flickering lodge
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  09/07/25
...
Marvelous area
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Haunting bossy lay
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Haunting bossy lay
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Haunting bossy lay
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Haunting bossy lay
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Haunting bossy lay
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Haunting bossy lay
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Haunting bossy lay
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
splenetic passionate box office
  01/18/26
...
Haunting bossy lay
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
overrated stead
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Haunting bossy lay
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Haunting bossy lay
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Haunting bossy lay
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Haunting bossy lay
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Haunting bossy lay
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Haunting bossy lay
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Razzle-dazzle sound barrier
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Haunting bossy lay
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Haunting bossy lay
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Haunting bossy lay
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Up-to-no-good infuriating parlor
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Haunting bossy lay
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Haunting bossy lay
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Haunting bossy lay
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
splenetic passionate box office
  05/28/26
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Haunting bossy lay
  05/28/26
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: appetizing jet incel

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: drunken sickened set

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: pearl senate laser beams

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mauve hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: flesh idiot stage

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Twinkling center

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Twinkling center

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: flirting magical school clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: flirting magical school clown

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous area

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: splenetic passionate box office

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: splenetic passionate box office

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: splenetic passionate box office

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Exciting rusted orchestra pit

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: splenetic passionate box office

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: splenetic passionate box office

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: deep walnut organic girlfriend chapel

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: deep walnut organic girlfriend chapel

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: splenetic passionate box office

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Soggy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Soggy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Mischievous digit ratio

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Flickering lodge

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Marvelous area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: splenetic passionate box office

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: overrated stead

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sound barrier

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good infuriating parlor

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: splenetic passionate box office

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Haunting bossy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49919996)